Chicago at Twins. Weekend Round-Up.
Friday. Bitch Sox 2, Twins 1. (10 innings)
Saturday. Twins 5, Bitch Sox 0.
Sunday. Bitch Sox 2, Twins 1.
Okay. Listen. If we're not going to score any runs, which apparently, despite Batgirl's very simple Plan For Ultimate Victory, we're not, what we need to do is flash some leather. And by flash some leather, I don't mean letting balls go through our legs. Poor LNP, Lew Fordwalker, and Jesse Crain had games they'd like deleted from their memory chips this weekend—which is too bad, because the Twins made some mad hot plays this series. To celebrate the good and encourage the players to keep reaching for those stars, Team Batgirl is presenting the weekend's best plays, in Legovision. First, the honorable mentions:
Little Nicky Punto shows off his vertical to catch a Carl Everett line drive!
Jason Tyner runs down the ball in center!

Jason Bartlett makes a diving stop!
Stewie catches the ball, then crashes into the wall!

A tumbling Jacque Jones grab!
And now Team Batgirl is proud to present Batgirl's Play of the Weekend.
Johan Santana pitches to Pablo Ozuna. ("I have news for you. I am not right handed.")
Ozuna hits a tapper down the first base line.
With his superhuman reflexes, Johan dives for the ball--
--then springs for Ozuna!
Ohhhh, Pabloooo, I am coming for you!
Please to sit down. Thank you. Good-bye.
Congratulations to Johan Santana for Batgirl's Play of the Weekend. Now, please, Mr. President, never do that again.
Dingers for Dollars update: No dingers today, alas, but there's a retroactive pledge from infield, a thanks-for-beating-the-Bitch Sox-on-Sat from TribeScribe, and today $5 for a Boo appearance, and RD pledged a dollar per point differential on the Vikings loss plus a $10 Bears win bonus, so that makes $44 on the day and $1063 TOTAL for hurricane relief.
Now, let's hit some more dingers. Come on guys, it's for charity.
And to think... Ozuna would have been safe if not for trying to carry that heavy sword down the first base line.
Also: I wish I had one of those magic LNP floating Lego-men. That would be great.
Posted by: neutrino boi at September 18, 2005 10:04 PMI know! Morneau was in a fog or something just then - it was kinda apparent (from my viewpoint, at least) that Johan was going to get the ball, and that he ('he' referring to Morneau) should then cover the base. But no, apparently Justin didn't see things that way. Sure, it's -customary- that the pitcher covers the bag, but still, since when did Johan play -conventionally-? Thank goodness for that tag...
Posted by: FordHoiberg at September 18, 2005 10:29 PMP.S. That Tyner catch took my breath away.
As does the total for the DfD campaign. Awesome.
Posted by: FordHoiberg at September 18, 2005 10:32 PMWOW, VIVA EL PRESIDENTE!
Posted by: Stacy at September 18, 2005 10:54 PMGreat recap of the El Presidente play! I would really like to see a clip of that play. Darn FSN! The best games are not on TV yet they certainly didn't want us to miss the pitching of Kyle. LOL!
Posted by: Nora at September 18, 2005 11:04 PM"Please to sit down. Thank you. Good-bye."
Indeed. I completely missed that play. Thank you for the LegoVision replay, BG!
Posted by: ndtf at September 18, 2005 11:04 PMSo which Minnesota team has been the most embarassing of all? The Twins, the Vikings, or the Timberwolves. They all stink and you can make a great case of how one team is worse than other. All three teams have been a disgrace to Minnesota.
Twins and Vikings got their ass kicked this weekend.
Posted by: Leslie Monteiro at September 19, 2005 12:49 AMGeesh Leslie -
I so disagree - the Twins lost two games by a run - hardly a disgrace - as far as I know the Wolves haven't even started their new season - and the only team that got spanked to today was the Vikings - I'm surprised you didn't say anything about the Wild losing too -
Who gave you the unhappy pill to swallow???
Much Love
Wonder Woman
Best Legovision Ever! Great natural lighting captured perfectly the rich outfield hues and infield clay. Makes me long for my 3-D glasses of old, or at least my "Viewmaster".
A picture is worth a hundred legos, or something like that. Keep up the great work!
Yay, Legovision! Especially since I missed Johan's game. I mean, it was 9 am, on a saturday, my time! So thanks for the visuals!
The Twins were a disappointment this weekend, overall, but disgrace? No. Great pitching, some really spectacular defense (despite a few unfortunate gaffes)...and some dingers. For dollars, even! Mmmm...dollars...
Posted by: twink at September 19, 2005 03:40 AMOh...and may the record reflect that the Twins had their own Hottest Chick contest this weekend...
"Fashion statements: You could tell it was the annual rookie hazing day in the clubhouse after Sunday's game.
Infielder Terry Tiffee was wearing a cheerleading uniform and blonde wig. Chris Henitz, Jason Bartlett and Luis Rodriguez were wearing women's outfits. Matt Guerrier was in an all-pink ensemble while Scott Baker was in a sailor's uniform.
And pitcher Francisco Liriano looked like a deranged version of Dr. Seuss' "Cat in the Hat." He was wearing a tall red-striped hat and long socks with a leather red dress."
Posted by: twink at September 19, 2005 03:43 AMOh, I would LOVE to have pictures of that.... even a Photoshopped one would be good enough ;)
Posted by: FordHoiberg at September 19, 2005 07:21 AMWe were at the game and I must say the reenactment added nuances one missed the first time through. I agree about Morneau - maybe he couldn't have made the play but it would have been nice if it had looked like he was thinking about it!
Are there pictures coming? "Hottest Chick" becomes a reality show...
Posted by: PJStP at September 19, 2005 07:55 AMLOL - that's two years in a row for Shaggy and Tiffee - dressing up - did anyone see Mauer - he got off easy last year - they put him in a hospital gown - last year Shaggy was a Gladiator
I hope someone got pics =)
My favourtie Lego vision - LNP jumping in the air - that was a fabulous catch! I think I jumped out of my seat as high as Nick when he caught the ball =)
Much Love
Wonder Woman
Dear Mr./Ms. Monterio,
Now, now. Please remember we try to have to fun here, as difficult as it sometimes is.
Sincerely,
BG
Ahoy mateys -
'tis a 'ard day to be a Minnesota sportin' fan, but a great day to be a pirate ... and not the Pittsburgh kind.
Arrr....
http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/
Posted by: Hegs at September 19, 2005 09:54 AMI have some pictures of rookie hazing :)
I'll send 'em to BG when I get them uploaded :)
Posted by: Candace at September 19, 2005 10:06 AMBG: Isn't the quote properly "I am no' right-handed."??
Of course, the problem with using that quote is the riposte, so to speak. "I am not right-handed either."
--brianS
Posted by: brianS at September 19, 2005 12:02 PMSomeday I wouldn't be surprised if Stewie runs through a wall. Can we get him some radar -- or at least extend his warranty?
And not to sound like a total elderly fuddy duddy, but when I was a kid, Saturday afternoon games were perfect for the TV. Not to mention games against your main rival and pitched by the defending Cy Young winner.
Posted by: The Commish at September 19, 2005 12:06 PMSorry. Should have made it clear that the _application_ is to right-handedness, as the original is "I am no' left-handed."
How appropriate that BG should bring a little bit of piracy to bear on this day. But why, oh why, couldn't the boys have made use of their immunity to Iocaine Powder yesterday??
Even Lego Johan is a hottie. Damn.
Woo, it's Talk Like A Pirate Day again already? Wow.
Candace! Photos?! Whee!
*notices that her prod at Leslie, even though it had a :P after it, is missing* ;) Heh, point taken, BatGirl, e'en tho' 'twas but sarcasm.
Posted by: FordHoiberg at September 19, 2005 06:56 PMWith this team, it's been "Talk like a Pirate Day" all year.
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: BD at September 19, 2005 11:58 PMP.S.
Can we make Gardy sign an enforceable contract or something which prohibits him from EVER giving Lew Ford the bunt sign again?
The only bunt Ford can get down is a Bundt cake.
Posted by: BD at September 20, 2005 12:01 AMOuch.
Posted by: FordHoiberg at September 20, 2005 12:30 AM