This entry posted by Twayn, on assignment for Bat-girl.com
There were flashes of brilliance. And some really, really good effort. Plenty of hustle. Not a bad beginning at all to the unofficial Bat-girl.com 2007 Pre-Season Photo Caption Contest (that isn’t really a contest). A much better beginning than the Twins gave us last season, that's for sure. But I know we can do better.
Don't get me wrong, you all were great. You were. I blame myself. I'm the guy putting the lineup together. It was a good picture, but a little one-dimensional. And as much as I love Nicky, it did lack a little star power. So I need to step up my game. I need to give you guys a better chance to excel. That's why today, our photo caption contest picture features Barry and Torii in an All-Star moment that made many fans glance around uncomfortably and clear their throats, and made many others nod vigorously, point and mutter, "Uh-huh."
Caption on, Batlings.
"How dare you steal my steroids, you... you... you big bully."
Posted by: Jason at February 13, 2007 10:43 PMCarrie Ann Inaba says “I would appreciate it if you would respect the rules, you might go a little further in this competition.”
Posted by: jamar1700 at February 13, 2007 11:04 PM
I can't help myself:
"The MLB Slash fans are coming! Hurry we gotta get away!"
-or-
Barry:"I'm going to give you one hell of a swirly man!"
Torii: *laughter*
Fans/Teammates (who cares if they're not pictured): "Swirly! Swirly! Swirly"
Posted by: Lynnie at February 13, 2007 11:23 PMA. J.'s former backup plan during interleague play.
(Unfortunately for him, IRL, Sweetcheeks would've *still* knocked Barry on his buns. ;)
Posted by: Piranhtachew at February 13, 2007 11:49 PMClarification: It'd be unfortunate for A. J. and Barry.
Posted by: Piranhtachew at February 13, 2007 11:50 PMI swear I'm clean. Check my back pocket if you don't believe me, Mr. Hunter. Here, let me help you...
Posted by: amr at February 14, 2007 12:06 AMAnother great Dugout is up, starring Johan and Justin.
http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/nick111.htm
Posted by: Eric at February 14, 2007 01:12 AM
Thanks for the link, Eric. That was damn funny.
...and they lived happily ever after.
YF
P.S. I almost peed myself laughing at Eric's link... Too funny.
Posted by: YankeeFan at February 14, 2007 08:12 AMDue to a lack of customary chemical supplements, our hero resorts to crude ways of developing additional muscle.
Posted by: Keith at February 14, 2007 08:26 AMTorii: "Man Barry, you sure have a lot of back zits."
Barry: "I know, I tried putting this stuff called 'the clear' on it to make them go away but it just got worse"
Posted by: bc twinsfan at February 14, 2007 08:44 AM"BARRY MAD!!!!"
Posted by: sacky at February 14, 2007 08:56 AMTH: Be careful, you don't want to hurt yourself!
BB: Dude, I'm so juiced I'll recover from this before I even set you down.
"The Giants re-signed Barry to literaly pick up players from the waiver wire"
Posted by: jammarx at February 14, 2007 10:58 AMI was thinking the exact same thing, Sacky!
Hey, Eric, what is that link to/about? I couldn't get it to work.
Posted by: Bring Back Reboulet at February 14, 2007 11:00 AMSteroids that give shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs to be done. Heavens they're tasty, and expeditious!
Posted by: BlueCanoe at February 14, 2007 12:19 PMBonds: "Torii, you think your dad has drug problems!"
or maybe
Hunter: "Hahahahahahahaha"
Bonds: "You think that's funny huh!! You are lucky millions of people are watching this, or I would body slam you!"
Hunter: "Hahahahahahahahaha"
Bonds: Puts Hunter down, "Oh, yeah, sorry about that, I don't know what just happened, I just kind of lost it there for a second, weird!"
Picture is for better perspective:
Bonds- "Look everyone! My biceps are as big as Torri's quadraceps."
BondRage!
Posted by: Spamsmom at February 14, 2007 01:20 PMI'm a littel surprised nobody has used the simple, yet elegent, "BONDS SMASH!"
Posted by: Nelson at February 14, 2007 02:18 PM"Oh my god it's a long way down"
Or
"So is THAT'S where the steroids go?"
Or
(In the voice some of us would use to talk to little Dash)
"You little uchom woncho you so cute!"
"Mongo love Torii!"
Posted by: twayn at February 14, 2007 04:47 PMTorii: "Dude, yes, I get the picture... Balco... okay, I'll remember it but, really, I'll be fine with the gym and my Wheaties... okay, I'll think about it if you just put my ass down..."
Posted by: ramon at February 14, 2007 04:47 PMBonds: "You know, Torii, this would be kinda hard if I were taking so many steroids."
Posted by: TwinsPrincess at February 14, 2007 04:49 PM"Confirmation the Neandertal was indeed homosexual, evidenced here as he attempts to bring a potential mate back to his cave..."
Posted by: JohnWayne at February 14, 2007 06:29 PMI think you'll do quite nicely as a stand-in the next time a surprise steroid tester comes to the locker room. Welcome to San Francisco!
Posted by: Josh at February 14, 2007 06:38 PM"Fans begin to suspect steroid use as Barry Bonds takes an at bat with 215 pound Torii Hunter instead of his usual 32 ounce bat."
Posted by: Wait....what? at February 14, 2007 08:22 PMWait...what?, nice one.
Barry: Man, Torii! How'd ya get your team to agree to your $12 mil? You're coming to help me get my $15.8 million deal.
Posted by: Shelley at February 14, 2007 09:26 PMDick Bremer was one of the commentators for tonight's Badger vs. Gopher basketball game. I think I prefer him calling baseball games.
Posted by: Shelley at February 14, 2007 09:27 PMIt would've been more interesting if Bert did color last night at the barn.
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