Vote Tuesday

Ah, another election day. With Santana/Nathan reaching the 2 year point in their glorious reign as president and VP of the United States of Batgirl, it's time to elect more Twins to office. After carefully considering the qualifications and skills of each Twin, Batgirl has settled on the following ballot for her party. Remember: Vote.

Senate: Boof Bonser (Because Senator Boof is just too cool.)
House: Mike Redmond (Smell this, Congress!)
Secretary of State: Joe Mauer (The Chairman lets the people vote!)
Attorney General: Juan "The Smiling Assassin" Rincon (Laying down the law, one strikeout at a time.)
State Legislature: Little Nicky Punto (Because the state legislature is kind of miniature.)
Hennepin County Attorney: Andy Luger (Actually running. Friend of Goober. Endorsed by Batgirl!)
Sheriff: Justin Morneau (Mountie training.)

Posted by Batgirl at November 5, 2006 09:57 PM
Comments

Oddly enough, I wore a Santana/Nathan '04 shirt today.

I already filled out an absentee ballot and did write in a couple of baseball players for those random unopposed offices. Psssh, they need some competition.

Posted by: Stacy at November 5, 2006 10:23 PM

I'll take that list with Sweetcheeks as the Secretary of the Treasury.

Posted by: AdamOnFirst at November 6, 2006 01:14 AM

"Senator, I've caught for Boof, I've planned a pitch-out with Boof, I've even gone to the post-season with Boof. And you sir are no Boof Bonser."

See, that name carries as much power as the one it replaced.

Posted by: Gregory at November 6, 2006 05:38 AM

*laugh*

what? no judges or local races??? BG, you just crack me up.

Posted by: CapitalBabs at November 6, 2006 08:47 AM

The right to vote is a cherished American heritage, and trifled to be with not. That being said, why was TFOTF not on the ballot? He has served his county well for over 10 years, and, at 12 mill per, he should be given something to do.

Posted by: al at November 6, 2006 09:08 AM

If I had thought of it while filling out my early-voting ballot, I would have put Santana and Nathan down for the local schoolboard elections. They certainly would do better than the people running.

Posted by: Annun at November 6, 2006 09:34 AM

BG,

I would vote in those guys for those positions EVERY TIME, no doubt about it. I love how LNP is on the State Legislature.

Posted by: TwinsPrincess at November 6, 2006 09:59 AM

Actually, I would rather see Sweetcheeks as the Secretary of Defense (RIM SHOT!) Gotta go fake like I'm doing work.

Posted by: Bring Back Reboulet at November 6, 2006 10:54 AM

I checked out Andy Luger's website, he does not seem to be prominently displaying his BatGirl endorsement, questions will be asked :-)

Posted by: dan in london at November 6, 2006 11:25 AM

I'm suddenly torn...

I had previously intended to vote on a straight-ticket "those incumbents who supported the Twins stadium".

Now BG had to throw this wrench into my plan. Fortunately, I'm a [insert political party here], and always make sure to vote more than once!

Posted by: JohnWayne at November 6, 2006 12:29 PM

Time to vote for Boo:

http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/mlb/awards/y2006/tyib/index.jsp

Happy Monday =)


Much Love
Wonder Woman

Posted by: Wonder Woman at November 6, 2006 12:51 PM

Does Justin get to wear the Dudley Do-right outfit???

Much Love
Wonder Woman

Posted by: Wonder Woman at November 6, 2006 12:52 PM


I think Bradke would make a splendid governor. You don't need a functional shoulder for that sort of work.

Posted by: Carmen at November 6, 2006 02:06 PM

I am definitely voting for Andy Luger. I've met him and he seems like he would be a great prosecutor, the kind of guy you don't want to mess with. I hope he beats Mike "Oh, I guess I want my old job back" Freeman. Unfortunately, he has name recognition. I'm crossing my fingers for Luger.

Posted by: Sarah at November 6, 2006 02:17 PM

Ha! I'll vote the whole ticket.

By the way, I made the unfortunate blunder the other night of asking my husband, "Should I wear my green pants with the black sweater or the black jeans with a pink and peach sweater or (etc., etc.)?

He responded, "You know, I can't actually picture any of your clothes except the Santana/Nathan shirt." Serves me right, and reflects very well on Batgirl's merchandise.

Posted by: hrunting at November 6, 2006 02:51 PM

holy crap. I voted for Zumaya thinking that no twins made it on the Setup man of the year ballot.
I went back and voted 50 times for Juan to fix my mistake.

Posted by: jj at November 6, 2006 03:34 PM

An Andy Luger thought,

in Britain jobs like that are not elected, we have no democratic say as to how an issue like law enforcement is dealt with in our communities. So many decisions which are decided locally in the US, with local accountability, are decided here by central government or by unelected bodies with little or no democratic oversight. And as for seperation of powers; the head of the executive is also the head of the legislature and the head of the judicary has gone from being Tony Blair's first boss to his old housemate.
Appreciate what you have and pull those levers and press those buttons with pride.
Plus you have baseball not in the middle of the night :-)

Posted by: Dan in London at November 6, 2006 04:08 PM

Well, Dan in London, when you think about it, our system of government comes from YOUR system of government (or, at least, the early Americans used your system of government as an example of how we DIDN'T want our government to work). So in a way, we owe our democracy to your country.

Posted by: TwinsPrincess at November 6, 2006 04:24 PM

Hey, We finally *DO* get to vote a Santana/Nathan ticket!

NO Twins for D? ::Crushed.::(

How did Wainwright get *two* chances for Postseason?

Posted by: Piranhtachew at November 6, 2006 07:53 PM

Could I stump for Lil' Rod and Castillo to also be in the State Legislature? There's more than one seat available, you know.

(This message brought to you by The Piranhta Party. When you think "party", Think "piranhta". ;)

Posted by: Piranhtachew at November 6, 2006 08:00 PM

I met Andy Luger, very nice and enthusiastic man. Wish I could vote for him!

Alas I have the Californians to vote for, and all of the referenda (FOURTEEN of them).

Posted by: talldrinkowater at November 6, 2006 09:34 PM


I voted the Batgirl party line. Also, there's a judge in Hennepin County whom I couldn't bring myself to vote for, which will explain why Goober got a write-in vote.

Posted by: GooberForJudge at November 7, 2006 10:17 AM

Ohhh no - not two Twins!

http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/mlb/awards/y2006/tyib/index.jsp


Much Love
Wonder Woman

Posted by: Wonder Woman at November 7, 2006 11:37 AM

Hey, cool, I voted for Luger and I didn't even know he carried the Batgirl endorsement. Good luck to him!

Posted by: Nokomikon at November 7, 2006 01:08 PM

I voted, and none of those guys was listed. Was that because I was in Ma.? I never graduated from the electoral college, so I am like naive-word.

Posted by: al at November 7, 2006 05:42 PM

Exercise your right and pop on over to MLB.com to vote for the This Year in Baseball Awards. There are two Twins (!)up for Hitter. I solved this problem by voting twice for each of them. Jeter's up for that, so they'll probably both be robbed. : ( Nick Punto should have been nominated for his defense! They didn't give him the Gold Glove and they don't even give him a nod for the TYIB Awards. Boo, MLB! Just kidding. Kind of.

Posted by: Erin at November 7, 2006 05:54 PM

Here's the Henn. County Attorney update. (Not called *yet*.)

Posted by: Piranhtachew at November 7, 2006 10:11 PM

Sorry to see Andy Luger didn't win. He looked a good guy,

Posted by: dan in london at November 8, 2006 05:24 AM

A lot of the candidates that I voted for won, but I'm pissed about the Andy Luger race. It's not that his opponent is a bad candidate, it's just that Luger was SO much the better candidate. Well, you can't win 'em all.

Posted by: Sarah at November 8, 2006 09:51 AM

Justin should be Surgeon General

Posted by: Saajak at November 9, 2006 10:20 AM