Okay, you could just about flip a coin here, because the 3 and 4 hitters were nothing but boyfriend on boyfriend hotness--not, this time, a Cuddyer sandwich on hot buttery slices of JM, but two thick, sweet, layers of 3 and 4 cake frosted gently by a Justin Morneau Boom Boom stick--but after much agony and deliberation Batgirl is giving this to the Chairman, simply because the early runs were more critical, not to mention his role in taming the Boof. So:
Picture courtesy of Eric
The Chairman serves the people, goes 3 for 4 with 4 RBIs, and earns himself the Boyfriend of the Day.
Goober/Doctor 21; Readers/The Field 20; Sooz/(Cuddy) 11; Batbaby/Torii 10; Batgirl/Chairman 8; Jeb/Lewwww 4.
Posted by Batgirl at August 24, 2006 09:23 PMA little haiku
I love Matt Guerrier
What I don't understand is
Why doesn't Gardy?
6'2, 160
Maybe eating disorder
For Brandon Fahey?
WTG, Chairman! Now to spread misery to the Bitch Sox!
Posted by: Packerchu at August 24, 2006 09:08 PMYou know, people don't appreciate how great it is to have a smart catcher who can hit. Oh wait, yes they do. All hail the Chairman!
Posted by: Kurtis at August 24, 2006 09:22 PMBad images in my head BAD BAD BAD
Get em out!!!!!!
Ah what the heck I still love em anyway
Posted by: TAR at August 24, 2006 09:22 PMyay! I was hoping it would be Mauer. Chairman Mauer brings peace and joy!
Posted by: kafumbly at August 24, 2006 09:24 PM". . . 3 and 4 hitters were nothing but boyfriend on boyfriend hotness--not a Cuddyer sandwich this time on hot buttery slices of JM, but two thick, sweet, layers of cake frosted gently by a Justin Morneau Boom Boom stick. . ."
That killed me dead.
GO MAUER!
And look at this, Rayes will be with us for some time.
http://minnesota.twins.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/article.jsp?ymd=20060824&content_id=1627217&vkey=news_min&fext=.jsp&c_id=min
But... but... Cuddy B. Goode. And 4-for-4. That's almost like batting a thousand. And 4 RBI. And a run. And triples are hottt. And did I mention 4-for-4?
Just kidding. Even Solomon would have had a hard time picking the BOD tonight. The Chairman has been out of the limelight a bit lately and that's just not right when you're the best hitter in Major League Baseball.
Oh, Look at this too,
http://www.startribune.com/509/story/633723.html
Very sorry for going off topic but, I think not having to face Tome is worth reporting.
This was a sweet game by all da boys, now lets go kick some Sox.
"but after much agony and deliberation Batgirl is giving this to the Chairman, simply because the early runs were more critical, not to mention his role in taming the Boof."
um...batgirl...was that the only reason or did it have something to do too, with the fact that you are nearing the bottom of the list when it comes to B.O.D points?
Either way, way to go chairman...it is good to see you again!!
So nice to see Joe win BOD again. It seems like its been a long time since he has
Donnalove, my husband wants you to know he is 6'4 and weights just under 180. He doesnt have a eating disorder. He just cant gain any weight.
Posted by: californiamaki at August 24, 2006 10:17 PMI'll never be able to look at my slides from the Forbidden City in the same way again.
Such a handsome Chairman we have!
Posted by: JetChick at August 24, 2006 10:36 PMGotta go along w californiamaki - it's more a relief than anything that the Chairman has the energy to strive for the BOD.
Posted by: ray at August 25, 2006 03:07 AMA hot sandwich of JM..........:swoon:
Posted by: Mic at August 25, 2006 08:17 AMI'd have gone with Cuddy, personally. Then again, if Mauer Power hadn't crushed those doubles, the O's outfield never would have had the chance to screw up in the field!
Posted by: TBird41 at August 25, 2006 08:20 AMboyfriend on boyfriend action?? roster sandwiches?? FROSTING?
geesh... all she left out was the whipcream and edible undies.
*shudder* for the record - I don't want to imagine boyfriend on boyfriend so much.
But I think that Mauer did a LOVERLY job at the plate last night - as well as others!! wohooo!!
Posted by: CapitalBabs at August 25, 2006 09:03 AM"boyfriend on boyfriend action?? roster sandwiches?? FROSTING?"
I, for one, LUV saucy B.O.D. write-ups. ;) Rock on, Beeg. You made my day. :lol:
Posted by: wc at August 25, 2006 09:16 AMIsn't it sweet there are sooooo many choices for BOD. Let's hope there's the same BOD decisions for the Bitch Sox series!!!! One of the videos on the Twins website this morning is "The Homer of Dr. Morneau", hmmmmm, wonder where that came from?
Posted by: Baseball Betty at August 25, 2006 09:31 AMFor real, Betty???
:gasp:
For real! [click] Thieves!
...or, "Yay! It's catching on!"??
Posted by: wc at August 25, 2006 10:57 AM"boyfriend on boyfriend hotness--not, this time, a Cuddyer sandwich on hot buttery slices of JM, but two thick, sweet, layers of 3 and 4 cake frosted gently by a Justin Morneau Boom Boom stick"
... Uh ... I, uh ... I feel dirty ...
Posted by: T.C. Rafters at August 25, 2006 11:08 AMOh, I was totally hoping for JM for B.O.D. Mainly because we got him to smile last night. I was sitting in the 1st row, visitors dugout and goaded him into a big, fatty grin. Also for the fact that after that he looked for us everytime he came near the dugout with a ball in his hands. We left the game with two JM softened baseballs. Sigh.
Posted by: Marci at August 25, 2006 11:21 AMWildchild, I'm thinking more along the lines of "Yay!" It's awesome to know that BG has readership in the higher eschelons of Twins Territory.
Posted by: FH at August 25, 2006 02:41 PM