Batgirl knows you all have been waiting for this with bated breath, and she apologizes profusely for her lack of guidance in this important matter. Indeed, the nature of Pat Neshek's nickname has spawned a passion unlike BG has ever seen--there were over 30 suggestions, and getting them down to ten was more than challenging. Some, like, "the Knight who says Neshek," were too unwieldy to make the list but deserve special mention. Thank you for all of your wonderful suggestions. Vote with great consideration. The winner will be announced later in the week.
Long live Sideshow Pat!
"The sprinkler" still makes me bust a gut laughing!