"Can you believe that some guys actually play baseball for less than the average gross national product of France? Wooohahahahahahaha!"
Posted by: infield at March 1, 2006 10:49 AMYou guys think mine got small, you should see Canseco's!
Posted by: Twinsfn343 at March 1, 2006 10:57 AMHey guys, I took so many steroids that my pee-pee is missing!
Posted by: Todd at March 1, 2006 11:30 AM"... and I said, George, about that no facial hair policy...and then I told him I took it to the next level, know what I mean? Look for yourself..."
Posted by: Drewster at March 1, 2006 11:44 AMI'm channeling my inner Al Bundy.
Posted by: Chris D at March 1, 2006 11:45 AMA-Rod: "...and that's how I got the big contract!"
Jeter: " snicker-tee-hee "
Giambi: " Man, that's so funny I think a wet my whizzinator! "
Giambi: What IS this... a jock strap for ANTS?
Jeter: Next, let's see if he can turn left!
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Posted by: aussie at March 1, 2006 12:11 PM"No, this is where I would put my World Series ring."
Posted by: Ryan at March 1, 2006 12:32 PM"Steinney says we're going to go all the way this year!"
Posted by: CarrieICL at March 1, 2006 12:34 PMIf I pull a little to the left - I can get those high notes just like Mariah -
Much love
Wonder Woman
"Peanut butter in the underwear. I got that idea from Koskie."
Posted by: JustBeth at March 1, 2006 12:57 PM"You gotta laugh or you'd just cry, you know?"
Posted by: twink at March 1, 2006 01:04 PMI used to have an inny, but now it's an outie.
Uh... we're talking about our belly buttons Jason.
Posted by: Thart at March 1, 2006 01:12 PMDamn, I mixed those up... should have proof-read.
Posted by: Thart at March 1, 2006 01:13 PMwait, your saying damon isn't gay? thats hilarious.
Posted by: Karl at March 1, 2006 01:36 PMA-Rod: So then, Torre asked for Paula's number!
*all laughing*
A-rod: Wait a minnute....THAT ANIT PAULA!
So he says, "No, man, I said I'd eat a c*ckROACH for a hundred bucks."
"Hey, Alex—Jason stopped in at Giants camp on his way back here from California. Paula Abdul was there and he took her out to dinner. He's been screaming this way all morning, says his 'Chien-Ming' hurts like hell now."
Posted by: franorama at March 1, 2006 02:26 PMYou mean you forgot to ask for an enlargement when you sold your soul to play for the Yankees?
Posted by: T.C. Rafters at March 1, 2006 02:28 PM"Hey, guys, look—I've got the first 'groin pull' of the new season!"
Posted by: franorama at March 1, 2006 02:32 PMHey guys look i have no balls you think it was the roids?
Jeter a-guez: naw.
Giambi to Jeter, sotto voce: "He doesn't get it."
Posted by: Rotblatt at March 1, 2006 02:57 PM"Hey, A-Rod, I got your World Series ring right here!"
Posted by: cmathewson at March 1, 2006 03:05 PM"When I think about you, Alex, I Touch Myself."
Posted by: pikkumatti at March 1, 2006 03:11 PM
Touch 'em all, Jason Giambi!
Giambi: Guys! This is hilarious! I can't even find my 'roid-shrivelled testicles!
Jeter: That's pretty funny.
Rodriguez: I'm going to have to agree with Derek on this one, Jason. Pretty funny.
Jeter: You guys want to go get manicures?
Posted by: haplo at March 1, 2006 04:53 PMGiambi: ...and I says to the guy...HAHAHAHA...I says...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....!!!!!!!
Jeter: ...pfft...oh my gawd...
Giambi: ...HAHAHA...I says...hey! Hey DUDE...HAHAHAHAHA....
A-Rod: This is such a great Torre impression...
Giambi: I says to the guy, hey DUDE!! Have you seen my HANDS!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Jeter: This is so lame...
Giambi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
A-Rod: It's definately not as funny as he thinks it is...
Posted by: jclund at March 1, 2006 06:37 PMGiambi: Hey...hey Derek, look...look where my hands are...I'm being a disgusting litle pervert...hey Derek...Derek, hey, look where my hands are...
Jeter: The next time you call me into a conversation with Jason, Alex, I'm slashing the tires on your personal jet...
Giambi: Look...lookit where my hands are...
A-Rod: I'm closing my eyes I can't look I can't look I can't look...
Posted by: jclund at March 1, 2006 06:43 PMGiambi: Hey, who put SuperGlue in my pine tar?
Posted by: The Commish at March 1, 2006 11:23 PMGuys, no big deal, Bret Boone can't find HIS either.
Posted by: RonDavis at March 2, 2006 10:56 AMA-Rod: "Hey Jason how are those 'roids?"
Jeter, A-Rod, Giambi: "Ha Ha Ha Ha!!"
Posted by: ahook_04 at March 2, 2006 03:19 PMGiambi: Hey, I got the Twins' revenue sharing money in here!
Jeter: (looking) You better give that back.
A-Rod: Why? It's not like they're going to use it on players.
Posted by: Lenora at March 2, 2006 07:06 PM