Pulled from the comments:
That's Barry Bonds as Paula Abdul. Batgirl thinks that's one of the most disgusting things she's ever seen. Minnesota Twins: Hottest Chick is something pure and beautiful, and here Barry Bonds had to go and ruin it.
Also, Barry, uh...nice rack.
Posted by Batgirl at February 28, 2006 05:02 PMI think was the only time I've actually screamed out loud at ones of these.
WHY?
Posted by: Sam at February 28, 2006 06:01 PMI just threw up on my shoes.
Posted by: public enemy mike at February 28, 2006 06:49 PMBarry or Barbie? Wow, the ick factor is unchartable.
Posted by: Drewster at February 28, 2006 06:54 PMMY EYES! MY EYES! IT BURNS!!!!
Posted by: Twinsboy at February 28, 2006 07:23 PMThat's quite possibly the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.
And that includes that picture of Jeter and Sheff from last year.
Posted by: Stacy at February 28, 2006 07:29 PMwtf?
Posted by: jenninseattle at February 28, 2006 07:36 PMDear Batgirl,
I thought this was one of your glorious Photoshops. Alas, I was mistaken, and now I must go see my psychiatrist.
Posted by: mark at February 28, 2006 07:56 PMMark, no need to seek mental help.
Unless, of course, you found yourself somehow attracted....
Posted by: JimCrikket at February 28, 2006 08:43 PMDear Batgirl
As a fan of all things Batgirl and Team Batgirl, I am ghetting a little worried for you. I have begun noticing more and more of your brilliant ideas being stolen. I have seen Jedi baseball pictures, Lego re-enactments of ever kind from the Hindenburg to episodes of TV shows to Paris Hilton sex tapes, and now this crime against humanity and to be ripped off by the evilest of evil doers Barry Bonds, stealing your baseball's hottest chick bit.
This must end. I believe it is time for you to start copywriting and patenting your wonderful brain.
p.e.m.
Posted by: public enemy mike at February 28, 2006 09:06 PMI'm a little jealous - Barry/Paula - has a better rack then me - =p
but otherwise - EKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Much Love
WW
My Eyes! The goggles do nothing!
Posted by: Mr. Juche at February 28, 2006 09:42 PMWW... no idea what you look like, rack or otherwise, but I feel quite confident saying that when it comes to comparing you and Barry "Abdul", ya got nothing to be jealous about.
JCrik
Posted by: JimCrikket at February 28, 2006 10:48 PMCompletly Unnecessary!!!!!!!!!! A tad dusturbing too!!!!
Posted by: Mel at February 28, 2006 10:54 PMThat's funny...
I thought it was Barry Bonds as Whitney Houston...
Posted by: bubblemint at February 28, 2006 11:09 PM
It was almost worth looking at that horrific picture to read Mr. Juche's brilliant reference to Radioactive Man! Simpsons episodes nearly 10 years old still make me howl with laughter until I'm nearly crying.
Lassus - you took the words right out of my mouth.
Posted by: Jlubby at March 1, 2006 08:16 AMHmmm...Barry appears too comfortable dressed as a woman? Perhaps he's done this before? And it looks like roids make for a nice rack.
Posted by: MrsMorneau at March 1, 2006 09:26 AMahhhhhhhhh,
*runs to poke eyes out with a hot stick*
Um, am I the only one who thinks he makes a pretty darned convincing woman, then (even excluding the 'roids rack)?
And confidential to bubblemint: me, too.
more disturbing than the pleasure he seems to be taking in the event - after all it is spring training and even they must rejoicing at the end of off-season - but that wierd little coquettish smile he adopted seems far too practiced for my stomach to remain settled.
Posted by: CapitalBabs at March 1, 2006 10:17 AMAnd then there's those two guys in the background oblivious to what (not who) is standing right before them.
Posted by: Spyder44 at March 1, 2006 11:33 AMDear Mr.Crikket -
That was most kind - thank you =)
Yeah -I guess I'm ok for a girl =)
much love
Wonder Woman
if it makes you feel better, the chest isn't his.
According to the Chronicle "Bonds appeared on the Giants' spring practice field in drag, wearing a wig, a skirt and a halter top supported by falsies. Rob Schneider called him 'Scary Bonds.' Children wept. Grown men gouged their eyes out. Teammates hooted. Three asked for his phone number."
I'd demand to be traded or sent to Triple A if were on the Giants after seeing this debacle....You couldn't get me far away enough from this Freakshow....Joe Nathan must be diggin' life.
Posted by: jobuneedsarefill at March 1, 2006 07:50 PMIt gives a whole new meaning to "triple A" or "training bra"
Posted by: JW at March 1, 2006 09:40 PMIf the result of this picture is -
NO MORE Minnesota Twins: Hottest Chick -
we'll all be better off.
I'm just sayin'
Posted by: Play Ball! at March 2, 2006 12:31 PM