His Ozzie Guillen strip (click my name for link) is priceless.

Cool. Wish I coud read them.

Hey Expatriate,
What exactly is going on in the Ozzie Guillen strip?
My coworker and I were trying to figure it out (he reads Korean) and didn't succeed.
Anyways, it doesn't seem like John or anyone else is missing anything with the translation (according to my coworker). The drawings are the real attraction and seem to tell the whole story.

Poor Doc :(

craig-

Near as I can tell, the bullpen finally took offense to Ozzie's hand gestures (like the 'fat boy' thing for Jenks) and beat the hell out of him. Grin.

-ex

Incidentally, I *don't* read Korean. I have no idea what any of that actually says.

The Mauer panel is awesome. No need to guess what that's saying :)

I *think* the Andy Pettite one has something to do with his deceptive pickoff move but I cannot for the life of me figure out what's buggering George Brett (click my name).

I'm also curious to know what Braden Looper was doing with the big woman in one of those playoff strips.

Um yeah, WAY harsh! Poor Doc! :(
Too bad I have no clue what any of that says.

I found the 2004 Twins roundup... I dunno if you guys have seen it already (BG *did* say "more" korean cartoons, so it's possible)... just in case you haven't, click my name.

Wow, Mauer's OPS was only .783?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE someone find translations for these. It can be done. Click my name for last year's Mariners cartoon, with translations, courtesy of USSMariner.com.

actually, the translations are by a Mets blogger. sorry

a few translations for these, quickly done:

santana is a tour guide. he is saying that he is trying to lead these tours, but nobody seems to want to follow him.

nathan is asking rincon what the drugs were supposed to do, anyways; rincon replies that the cyber-doctor fooled him.

silva is wondering why on earth he had to lose to detroit.

in the jacque jones box: it says that it is a common trend among batters---that they cannot find the hitters box.

the joe mauer box speaks for itself. mauer, basically: `uh, coach...?'

the good doctor is saying `i had a great first month and a great last month, but everything in between wasn't good'. to which the reply: `if by `last month' you mean those two games in october...'

those were quick, sorry!

thanks, randall!

youre the man randall

I assumed that Silva was just upset about giving up a walk, but I guess not. The man set a record for lowest walk rate in modern baseball history, after all. I also thought the Santana panel was an illustration of Johan taking the AL Central to school. No?

I love the picture of Mauer taking a bat to Gardy the Gasbag. I'm glad to see that malcontent bloggers in the Twins Cities aren't the only ones who imagined that kind of tension and rage building up within the Chairman, after all the crap he took from his coaches and the load he had to carry in the lineup this season.

I was hoping the Santana panel was about sitting the bitches down.

I read the Mauer panel as Gardy throwing himself between a pitch (the white thing in Gady's tummy) and Mauer, to protect the knee, I assume.

Is that Lew Ford trying to cheer up Silva?

Dear Roscoe:

I thought it was Bradke. It kinda looks like the Bradke representation from last year.

Just my humble opinion, though.

k-bro

You're probably correct, amr. *sigh*

Hi!

I have seen this site by chance, with looking up the nytimes report about choi hoon.

I am korean in Seoul who like Mr. Choi's mlb cartoon.

However, Because I can't write English well, it takes much time to write this short story.

Anyway, if I have a time to translate the cartoon about Minnesota, I hope that I'll try to do it.

It amuses me that it is Torii that is giving the doc a hard time.

They've been reading our news, apparantly.