In today's game, Gardy used a line-up which suddenly seemed awfully serious all of a sudden, awfully, well, you know-- opening day-esque!:
Shannon Stewart LF
Jason Bartlett SS
Chairman Mauer C
Dr. Morneau 1B
Sweetcheeks CF
Little Sweetcheeks RF
Lew Ford DH
Michael Cuddyer 3B
Luis "I'm Still Here" Rivas 2B
So, in answer to the question in the entry title, "Well, Batgirl, that's pretty damned hot right there." In fact, in the debut of the line-up was so hot, that...well, just look at the box score from MLB:

(No, that's not altered in any way. Thanks to impryvz for the heads-up.)
Posted by Batgirl at March 23, 2005 09:01 PMI noticed this earlier too. It appears that they've still got a bit of a problem with leaving runners on base.
Posted by: Skorch at March 23, 2005 09:35 PMPoor Boo doesn't get credit for his inning. But the old guy gets a Win!
Posted by: insider at March 23, 2005 09:52 PM1) Very hot. 2) That is classic - I'll take it.
Posted by: Sam at March 23, 2005 10:10 PMThey only batted 6 times in this rain-shortened game. They had at least 60 guys reach base, or 10 per inning not counting walks, errors, or hbp. Two guys scored. Fifty eight did not. Ending each inning with a triple play would account for 18 outs. Two of the 60 scored; oh, wait I said that. If they hit three singles to start off each inning, then hit a base runner with a batted ball three straight times, that would be 36 hits, plus 2 run scoring hits makes it 38, so there are 22 hits unaccounted for. Gardy should look into this more deeply.
Posted by: al at March 23, 2005 10:26 PMMeanwhile, the KC/Seattle game today actually ended with a 15-15 score. And Denny Hocking had 3 hits, including a double! Some real weird shit happening in the cosmos today.
Posted by: frightwig at March 23, 2005 11:06 PMWe must have looked like the Bitch Sox the way we were running into outs on the bases.
Posted by: Will Young at March 23, 2005 11:54 PMholy crap.
Posted by: Sasha at March 24, 2005 04:35 AMThe Star Tribune says 6 hits. Somebody needs to be more careful about throwing zeroes around!
Posted by: Pepper at March 24, 2005 07:22 AMAt first, I was a little dismayed to see Ford batting so far down in the lineup. But then, I realized that with Cuddyer batting behind him, those two could be a nice little end of the lineup run producing combo.
Posted by: mmmarkiep at March 24, 2005 08:22 AMI think you nailed it, Pepper. The 0 was meant to come before the 6.Never mind, Gardy.
Posted by: Ial at March 24, 2005 08:25 AMHas anyone been following the news? Have they added six extra bases to run this year or allowed more than one runner per base? Someone needs to check into this.
And I like that batting order. A lot.
Posted by: Just Beth at March 24, 2005 08:29 AMBitch Sox Watch:
Frank Thomas had the following comments about the Twins yesterday on the Dan Patrick radio show.
"On paper, they won three out of the last four [division titles]."
Johan Santana is:
"a very good big league pitcher."
but when pressed by Patrick who was a better -- Randy Johnson or Johan . . . he picked the Big Unit.
Patrick thinks Cleveland will win the A.L. Central.
We'll see . . .
Frank Thomas says the Twins won the division "on paper." I remember distinctly that they won it on the field. In fact, they clinched it in Chicago, right there in front of Frank Thomas and a rather subdued Sox crowd. The Twins even showed some class by not having an on-field celebration (although Lovable Lew Ford cam back out near the dugout, gave a hug to some of his family and a high-five to my son).
On paper, indeed!
Jim H.
Posted by: Jim H. at March 24, 2005 08:36 AMOn paper, on grass, on turf....
On Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen. On Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen.....
Dan Patrick is correct, Cleveland will win the A.L. Central. :-)
Posted by: Mark at March 24, 2005 08:46 AMMark,
Please tune your TV in to channel 80. I think you're mistakenly watching HBO. A little hint to tell the difference: Wesley Snipes is not on the Indians this year.
Helpfully yours,
YankeeFan
Actually Yankee Fan, the Indians won the AL East in "Major League". That was pre-wild card, you see. And if memory serves, they beat the Yankees. God what a great movie.
Helpfully,
cubsfan36
Actually, not so many men LOB.
Luis hit into a 6-4-3-4-3-6-4-2-8-3-6-4-9-2-4-5-1-7-3-4-3-5-3-2-1-6-4-3-5-4-7-2 icosahedric play in the fourth.
You shoulda seen it.
Posted by: ThatsRich at March 24, 2005 09:20 AMBrilliant.
Posted by: mmmarkiep at March 24, 2005 09:36 AMReminds me of when the website for my fantasy baseball league listed Griffey, Jr.'s stats for one game last season as 2-3 with 1 HR and 113 R and 22 SB. Which may explain why he injured his hammy again a few weeks later.
Oddly enough, it made very little difference in our standings.
Posted by: Redbird at March 24, 2005 12:40 PMI kind of agree that the Indians present a threat in the AL Central. They're a good ball club - but it's the Twins' division to lose.
I almost called BALCO today and left a message as Luis Rivas - hoping that they'd call him back and help the little guy, and the Twins, out (I mean, who would ever suspect) - but I lost my nerve and said "Rollie Fingers" instead.
Posted by: Haplo at March 24, 2005 12:55 PMTo be fair to Darth Thomas, the Chicago papers probably did print the AL Central standings for their readers, so that's probably how he knows who won the division in three of the last four years. The last few years he's probably read articles in the papers about the Twins in the playoffs, too. Four years ago, are we sure he could read?
Posted by: frightwig at March 24, 2005 03:13 PMThe box score for today's game has the Twins with something like 90 hits and 30 errors!
Posted by: Saajak at March 24, 2005 03:26 PMhttp://minnesota.twins.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/article.jsp?ymd=20050324&content_id=975798&vkey=spt2005gamer&fext=.jsp&c_id=min
Posted by: Saajak at March 24, 2005 03:27 PMThat final score doesn't look right, either, unless we're calling ties wins now. Or the article just made up the entire bottom of the ninth.
Maybe they are using the typist from American Idol.
Posted by: Redbird at March 24, 2005 03:43 PM90 Hits. 30 Errors. Haaa.
Well, I might believe the 30 errors part; there've been days....
k-bro
The bats are really coming alive in FLA! Looks like they need to focus a little on their fielding though...30 errors is just too many, even with 90 hits. I can see 15 or 20 errors but 30 is just plain silly.
Posted by: SDave at March 24, 2005 03:58 PMWell, Juan Castro was playing...
Posted by: Batgirl at March 24, 2005 04:02 PMLOL @ Haplo! That's the only explanation!
I think they counted the hits from batting practice? Naked batting practice, perhaps?
Ouch.
Posted by: mmmarkiep at March 25, 2005 12:18 AM