Everything sort of pales in comparison to naked batting practice (and yes, I will be talking about that all year) but here are some non-naked news of note.
First, ESPN.com's Jayson Stark thinks Johan Santana is awesome, and he's written a whole article about it. As mmmarkiep says in the comments, it's nice to read about a player who gets high on life, man.
Meanwhile, SI.com rounds up the team. They don't actually say anything we don't know, and they make too much of The Knee, but they sum up the team's success thusly:
So hard not to come away from a day with this team and not think: "No wonder they win. Good guys, serious about their jobs, very good work ethic, no turds in the clubhouse."
Batgirl prefers the word "dookie" to "turd," but whatever.
Doug Mientkiewicz is now starting for a major media market, and has the press to prove it. The NYT says that defense is underated and so is Dougie Defense. Dougie is to be a calming influence on the Mets infield, though Batgirl assumes they don't mean socially.
Finally,speaking of Dougie, last season the Fab Five shot a special show for Batgirl with Doug, Queer Eye for the Twins Guy. Emboldened by that ratings success, they've decided to take on the Red Sox. (Batgirl notes that the length of her hair has never been specified in a book contract, but she credits her agent.)
Posted by Batgirl at March 15, 2005 06:26 PMI believe Mr. Stark needs a Santana/Nathan '04 button!
"Last September in Minnesota, they were giving out buttons that said, 'Santana for President.' But they were crossing out 'President' and writing 'Cy Young.'"
Posted by: CT Twin in King Georges Court at March 15, 2005 07:01 PMUnrelated (sorry), but a little picture for you Lew fans.
http://images.sportsline.com/u/ap/photos/FLRS103031516_1024x768.jpg
Posted by: Eric at March 15, 2005 07:01 PMI like how SI.com called Rivas "Luis Rodriguez." It's not like he's some minor league prospect. On second thought, he has been on the hot seat...
Posted by: sacky at March 15, 2005 08:16 PMThis health thing with Morneau is getting bizarre.
Now he had an infected lymph node removed from the area of his recent appendectomy.
Oh, and Mauer has an infection around the spot where a wisdom tooth was removed.
http://www.startribune.com/stories/509/5292696.html
Posted by: Eric at March 15, 2005 09:35 PM*sigh* I love you, Dougie Baseball.
Posted by: Stacy at March 15, 2005 10:12 PM"Range of a highway cone." LOL! That Mark Grace is a funny guy.
Believe it or not, there are two Venezuelans named Luis in camp at the moment. Rodriguez is apparently in the shortstop line.
Posted by: Word Smith at March 15, 2005 10:52 PMDear Batgirl,
I'm sure those Red Sox wives got the idea from your original "Queer Eye for the Twins Guy" column.
Jodi probably told them about it and it sparked the idea in their minds.
Lovely article on Dougie.
Start spreadin' the news Doug...if you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere!!
And the Santana article nearly brought me to tears too.
All my thanks,
bubblemint
Posted by: bubblemint at March 15, 2005 11:14 PMIt's a great article on Doug -- make sure you click on the media link for the photos from Tuesday's paper. You gotta love those Mets uniforms.
I tend to think that Doug will get his hitting eye back if he's playing everday. But NYT clips won't keep the dogs away in May and June, if he's hitting .235.
Posted by: funoka at March 16, 2005 07:12 AMFrom Stark's Sanatana article:
"I remember there was a lady who came up to me one day, and she was crying the whole time. I was, like, 'Wow. I didn't know this was that big.'"
Ok, who was it. Come on now, fess up :)
YankeeFan
Yesterday Johan is signing autographs and not many of us there, so I figured why not and stood there with a ball to sign. As he gets to me someone from the organization says he has to go to do an interview, right now. So I pull the ball back from him and figure, go, I'll get you some other time maybe. Well, reading the article was worth not getting the ball signed, great article. Not sure it was from yesterday, but that's fine.
Posted by: insider at March 16, 2005 08:27 AMCall me a nerd or whatever, but I found the graphic and all the technical details of playing first base very fascinating. I always appreciated how hard Doug worked, but now I know truly how much thought he put into the game.
And I adore Santana. But that went without saying.
Beth
Posted by: Just Beth at March 16, 2005 08:32 AMI agree with Beth on the appreciation of first basemen. Especially because I used to play third base, and quite a few plays I made wouldn't have been as good without the extra effort by our first baseman. They make everyone else in the infield look better, but rarely get the recognition they deserve.
Posted by: IcePhoenix at March 16, 2005 08:58 AMI think SI.com hit on something. This team is so easy to love because of who they are. It's nice to have a team to follow with a bunch of good guys that play well on it. It's especially nice that we get articles about LeCory eating bugs, Santana being a national hero, and Gardenhire being a character instead of someone being arrested, constantly asked about 'roids, or in a contract hold out.
Watching that Luis Rodriquez kid in the first Spring game, I'd guess that the Twins won't be too anxious about letting Rivas go if he wants to leave after this year.
Posted by: mmmarkiep at March 16, 2005 08:59 AMIn other news, the Twins are keeping an eye on the Marlin's efforts to get a new stadium built. The plan calls for the state to kick in $30 mil, the Marlins to pony up $192 mil and the city and county to pay the rest for the $420 mil stadium.
So, my question is, if the Twins offered up $192 mil, instead of the current offer of $120 mil, do you think that would get a stadium built here for them?
Here's the link to the article:
http://www.startribune.com/stories/509/5294937.html
Well now I am stumped:
"I always appreciated how hard Doug worked, but now I know truly how much thought he put into the game."
You mean Rafi Palmiero's gold glove didn't adequately acknowledge his contributions at first base?
YankeeFan
Posted by: YankeeFan at March 16, 2005 11:04 AMIs there a printing format to print your prose? When I attempt to print the selected text, all I get is about 1" in the middle of the paper and requires me to print 10 pages to receive today and yesterday's information. Thanks.
Posted by: River Bandit at March 16, 2005 11:22 AMDearest Mr./Ms. Bandit,
Here is a possible solution, courtesy of mmmmarkiep.
>Well, I can't get it (the main pages) to print right from my browser, either. However, if you go to Edit, Select All, Edit, Copy, then open a blank MS Word document and select Edit, Paste and paste what you just copied into a Word Document, you can then select which pages to print out from there. This worked for me.
I hope this helps.
Love,
BG
Luis Rodriguez has been the primary 2B at AAA Rochester the last couple years, although he played a handful of games at 3B and SS this past season. In 2004 he hit .286/.353/.389 in 127 games. He's 24, turning 25 on June 27. Listed at 5'9", 170 lbs., a switch-hitter. I did wonder when I saw that SI comment whether the writer really meant to compliment Rivas, though.
Posted by: frightwig at March 16, 2005 03:42 PMNah, Rivas is 5'11"
Posted by: mmmarkiep at March 16, 2005 04:25 PMIn shoes or stocking feet? :)
Posted by: frightwig at March 16, 2005 07:47 PMCleats.
Posted by: mmmarkiep at March 17, 2005 09:06 AM