Batgirl watched the games on TV this weekend and has not been this happy since October. At one point today, they flashed to someone in the stands with a Twins hat and a camera--more pictures for Batgirl, one hopes.
Today's butt shots thanks to Fargo. Study up for Name that Butt:2005 edition!
J. Ro lines up for a spanking machine.
Terry Tiffee Butt
LeRoy Butt
Lew Ford Butt
Justin Morbutt.
JD Durbutt.
Newbie Butt.
Non-roster Invitee Butt
This butt shit is getting out of hand. The Mets lost 120 games with some of the greatest butts in the history of baseball.Contracts never have a butt clause.One never wins a position over another player due to his butt, but, I suppose you girls will carry on judging guys on their butts. It is so unfair.Cheeks Mayer.
Posted by: al at March 13, 2005 08:04 PMSo, what's with the guy who has the bucket on his head in the J.D. picture??!!
Posted by: Meghan at March 13, 2005 08:44 PMNot only does he have a bucket on his head, but has also been granted the hallowed 47 on his back? Is he simply that embarrassed to _not_ be Mr. Koskie?
Posted by: fiesta at March 13, 2005 08:57 PMI believe that is Buckethead, former guitarist for Guns 'n' Roses. Must've been another non-roster invitee...?
Posted by: spycake at March 13, 2005 09:01 PM"This butt shit is getting out of hand."
I...uh...but...um...uh...well...uh...
Posted by: Will at March 13, 2005 09:22 PMWOW...Justin!
Posted by: Stacy at March 13, 2005 09:58 PMStacy I agree! Thanks Fargo. The shot of my Morneau made my day! (Along with seeing Mauer catching today!)
47 is one Christopher John Nitkowski, webmaster of www.cjbaseball.com
CJ seems to have a bit of a retentive streak...
Posted by: TD at March 13, 2005 11:23 PMScott Tyler is one big dude (pitcher closest to Romero)
Posted by: WIll Young at March 14, 2005 12:53 AMI have one question:
When do we get wife butt-shots? I think the male batlings deserve a posting of their own. You can't tell me our FL photographers can't get up-close-and-personal with some of the ladies.
(You know, I sound like a dirty bast*rd talking this way. There is some definite gender inequality going on here....)
What do you say, men? Are you with me?
Sigh.
NY-Brian
Posted by: NY-Brian at March 14, 2005 09:18 AMIn regards to wife's butt-shots, it's too bad that Kris Benson isn't pitching for the Twins. ;)
Posted by: Art's Son at March 14, 2005 09:36 AMI really just want to know the story behind Buckethead Nitkowski. C'mon, those of you in Ft. Myers, do some digging. Was it spontaneous clowning? Or ritualistic humiliation (not unlike the bullpen backpack)? Maybe he was protecting his sunburned ears from the hot Florida sun? Did the bucket have eyeholes? How did CJ feel about having a bucket on his head? Happy? Sad? Confused? I want answers!
Posted by: sacky at March 14, 2005 09:38 AMDearest Batlings,
Butt shots are not for ogling, just for information purposes.
Love,
BG
I hope CJ makes it to the Cities just so we can see the expression on his face the first time the "BUUUUUUCKET-HEAD" chant breaks out.
Posted by: TD at March 14, 2005 10:40 AM*stares at Lew Ford*
Posted by: Candace at March 14, 2005 11:36 AMOgling?
*Shocked, innocent look*
I wasn't planning on ogling!
I just think we need more....ahem....information about the wives.
You cold even have a matching game - match the buttshot of the player with the buttshot of the wife!
Ogling, indeed!
NY-Brian
Posted by: NY-Brian at March 14, 2005 11:51 AMStacy... regardless of age, you and I are in COMPLETE agreement on that one... damn, those were some nice straight legs and well... let's just say that he has some FINE assets ...
I don't mind splashing in some nice frontal view photography however. God forbid that we would limit ourselves.
Posted by: CapitalBabs at March 14, 2005 12:10 PM
Now THAT's what I'm talkin' about!
We all know what a Bad Thing it is when Bat-Girl is not happy, so I, for one, am glad that she is happier than she's been since October last. But, me thinks, not half as happy as Jeb.
Posted by: JoeOh at March 14, 2005 12:30 PMJust for the record: I have, in fact, included the occasional image of the fairer sex for the enlightenment and edification of the men who frequent this blog. The rest, as they say, is up to BG.
Posted by: Art from Fort Myers at March 14, 2005 07:44 PMOh, I almost forgot. With regard to the female imagery. I do not limit myself, or those who choose to view my imagery, to a particular viewpoint. I like variety, and hope they do as well.
Posted by: Art from Fort Myers at March 14, 2005 07:48 PM