After Batgirl revealed a stunning likeness between Lew Ford and Lindsay Whalen, loyal reader Biggoombah wrote in with the following startling revelation:
The minute I saw those Ford and Whalen pictures, my brain went deep into its darkest places and told me I'd seen Juan Rincon on a box of cereal. Seriously, no more than 2 seconds after I saw it, I was seeing Boo-Berry. See the attached document for rock-solid proof.This does raise some disturbing possibilities. Obviously, Boo-Berry is the ghost of a deceased person, because that's what a ghost is. The subject was explored in a fine exposé on TheSneeze.com But Rincon is clearly with us on this earth. Or is he? Could he be a pitching zombie of some sort? Or is Boo-Berry a time-traveling ghost from some future time when Rincon is no more?.
Readers, look for yourself!
Faraway, so close! The true root of this powderkeg of a conspiratorial imbroglio just might be revealed with the following explosive images (too hot for embedded HTML!)...
http://minnesota.twins.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_150274.jpg
http://non.primate.net/images/chocula.gif
Does this have anything to do with the untimely demise of the "General Mills Cereal Adventure" at the MOA? We'll neither confirm nor deny that, ma'am.
Posted by: kw at May 12, 2004 01:07 PM