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From The Sporting News personal section:

Emotionally fragile SMT (small market team), 43 yrs. old, seeks NS (non-smoking) bullpen, any age, for friendship, cuddling, and not turning into total crap in the 7th, 8th, and 9th innings. Long walks, poetry, and peanut butter in the undies a must. Turn-ons include one-two-three innings, Rick Stelmaszek.
Posted by Batgirl at May 12, 2004 01:47 AM
Comments

And, please, could we also have another starter? Who'd have guessed that Carlos Silva would be the Ace of the staff? Egads.

Posted by: BlogBoy at May 12, 2004 05:19 AM

That is so damn funny, I can't take it.

Bravo!

Posted by: Eric at May 12, 2004 02:19 PM

Don't we WANT a smokin' bullpen??? Our current one just can't seem to bring the heat...

Posted by: Donnalove at May 12, 2004 03:47 PM

Where there's smoke, there's fire. And we want a bullpen to put out fires, not one of the spontaneously combustible variety.

That said, I think our bullpen has been doing a good job this season, considering all the extra burden put on them by poor starting pitching and all these cricket-length games.

Posted by: frightwig at May 12, 2004 04:39 PM