Separated at Death?

After Batgirl revealed a stunning likeness between Lew Ford and Lindsay Whalen, loyal reader Biggoombah wrote in with the following startling revelation:

The minute I saw those Ford and Whalen pictures, my brain went deep into its darkest places and told me I'd seen Juan Rincon on a box of cereal. Seriously, no more than 2 seconds after I saw it, I was seeing Boo-Berry. See the attached document for rock-solid proof.

This does raise some disturbing possibilities. Obviously, Boo-Berry is the ghost of a deceased person, because that's what a ghost is. The subject was explored in a fine exposé on TheSneeze.com But Rincon is clearly with us on this earth. Or is he? Could he be a pitching zombie of some sort? Or is Boo-Berry a time-traveling ghost from some future time when Rincon is no more?.


Readers, look for yourself!


juanandbooberry.jpg




EDIT: Musically-inclined loyal reader KW points out another stunning likeness! What does it all mean?


Nathan.jpg chocula.gif


The truth is out there!

Posted by Batgirl at May 12, 2004 12:22 PM
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Faraway, so close! The true root of this powderkeg of a conspiratorial imbroglio just might be revealed with the following explosive images (too hot for embedded HTML!)...

http://minnesota.twins.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_150274.jpg
http://non.primate.net/images/chocula.gif

Does this have anything to do with the untimely demise of the "General Mills Cereal Adventure" at the MOA? We'll neither confirm nor deny that, ma'am.

Posted by: kw at May 12, 2004 01:07 PM

Maybe it's a precursor to the entire Twins team being featured on boxes of yet another Big G product later this year, as occurred in 1987?

What I mean to say is it could be a serial sort of thing.

Posted by: Franorama at May 12, 2004 09:10 PM

Dear Mr./Ms. Orama,

Your ideas are magically delicious.

Sincerely,
Batgirl

Posted by: Batgirl at May 13, 2004 12:15 AM

Does anybody else think Lew Ford looks like Data from Star Trek:The Next Generation? Not the actpr, Brent Spiner, but the character of Data himself?

I think Lew might be an android. Has he been tested? (Nah - the union probably wouldn't allow it.)

Wish I could post photos to show you all.

Sigh. Maybe batgirl will.

Brian

Posted by: LondonTwin at May 13, 2004 07:52 AM

Dear Batgirl,

You're quite lucky for the Twins and charming to your readers, cereal-ously.

By the way, my first name is Francis and my middle name is Mark, so it's Mr. Orama (or just plain Fran), for future reference.

Posted by: Franorama at May 13, 2004 08:01 AM