Okay, it turns out it takes about 2.5 hours to get to Fenway from here, including waiting for ten minutes at the little toll plaza, and about an hour and 45 minutes to get home, and about three extremely wet hours to watch the Twins move within a half of a game of first place. During those three hours, one might see many things, like Jason Bartlett's second very timely three run home run of the season, Torii Hunter getting his revenge on Fenway by sending one over the Green Monster, and, best of all, Justin "Doctor" Morneau going 5 for 5 with two runs, two doubles, and a RBI, and as the BODSHC once proclaimed, you go 5 for 5, you pretty much get to be the Boyfriend of the Day.
Readers/The Field 26; Goober/Doctor 25; BatBaby/Torii 13; Sooz/(Cuddy) 12; Batgirl/Chairman 7; Jeb/Lewwww 4.
You know, I'm watching BBTN, and I'm about to break my tv. The crew is discussing the Twins being behind the Tiggers by 1/2 game. And then Karl turns to Tino and says, "It's almost like when Lirano got hurt, they said that they aren't losing. What's happened?" And Tino gives this gem- "Well..they are hitting and they are pitching."
To Karl's comment- What, you expect them to cry and give up because Liriano got hurt? You mean there's other people on this team not named Santana that can flat out play?
To Tino's comment- Well duh! It's kinda hard to win w/o pitching or hitting!
I swear...BBTN has gone way down hill since Gammons and Reynolds are gone. I can't stand ESPN.
Posted by: jdn9201 at September 19, 2006 11:13 PM