Batgirl: So, who should be BOD?
Jeb: It's going to take some studying. There was so much offense.
Batgirl: (long silence) .....huh? So much....what?
Is this it? Has the AJ Juju lifted? Did something happen with two outs in the fifth, something mystical and magical, some wave of a magic wand orsome running out of the Dome turning around three times and spitting or some sort of group exorcism? And if so, why in the @!#!@#! hell didn't they do it last week?
Well, it doesn't matter. Tonight featured all sorts of delicious things like two out hitting and actual run production from our DH and M&M boys hotness. The Chairman pumped up his batting average nicely (take that Jeter, you pansy ass) and the Doctor had three beautiful RBIs, including a two out double that tied the game and showed the Twins they could actually score runs--and that, I believe, is the sort of thing an MVP does. Not to mention the Boyfriend of the Day.
Readers/The Field 24; Goober/Doctor 23; Sooz/(Cuddy) 11; Batbaby/Torii 10; Batgirl/Chairman 7; Jeb/Lewwww 4.
Posted by Batgirl at September 8, 2006 10:17 PMgood news: Jeter 0-4 .343
Bad News: AJ walk off hommer, bitch Sox 7=6
Jeter 1-4 .343
It's funny though. Seems like the Twins score a lot of runs on the same days the white sox do. hmmm...that final series is going to be very interesting.
Posted by: gina at September 8, 2006 11:06 PMBatgirl said Pansy Ass - =)
EH- the Sox blew a lead so it's not like they are playing the greatest baseball either -
No worries - no worries - mates =)
Hey - we won that makes me happy
Much Love
Wonder Woman
Justin making a play to beat the Field. I'm not to keen on my BOD history, but that's usually something we don't see happening much is it?
Posted by: Torhu at September 8, 2006 11:23 PMHappy days!
Posted by: L. at September 8, 2006 11:26 PMDear Mr. Hu,
Indeed, it has never happened.
Sincerely,
Batgirl
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh blaarrrrgggghhh dearrrrghgggghhhhhghghghhh
That's all I can really say about seeing the White Sux beating the Indians in the ninth.
The indians went up a run and the twins had won and life was really good. Then stupid AJ had to win it for them. AJ Juju just not directed right at the twins.
darrrrrggghhhh
go twins
Batgirl, don't you know that Joe Mauer is the MVP?
Posted by: frightwig at September 8, 2006 11:32 PMNice play boys. Do it again tomorrow and then you will hav-ith the el-P. And you will only need to score 1/2of one run and he will do the rest.
Posted by: Twin-X at September 8, 2006 11:45 PMRBIs smell delicious. Thanks for reminding me, boys, I was starting to forget.
Posted by: Carmen at September 9, 2006 12:21 AMThe speculation about someone running out of the Dome and turning three times reminded of me of something I thought about when I was particularly bored. Namely, if you could fit a hangglider through the doors, would you be able to gather enough lift and velocity as you're ejected from the Dome to get airborne?
And if so, which player would we get to try it first?
Posted by: mk at September 9, 2006 12:46 AMFinally some stinkin' runs... Let's smell some more.
Meanwhile, the love for El Prez continues to grow:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/writers/jon_heyman/09/08/friday.scoop/index.html
Posted by: E-6 at September 9, 2006 07:23 AMIn honor of your great and glorious victory I will treat the little and big Spams to some RiBI tonight. Keep up the good work and maybe the Spams will be eating RiBI for a long time.
Posted by: Spamsmom at September 9, 2006 08:19 AM
"Take that Jeter, you pansy ass..."
Funny, I said exactly that while I was at the game last night.
Weird!
Posted by: TwinsGoddess at September 9, 2006 10:03 AMIt actually makes perfect sense. There is only so much juju to go around. In order for AJ to hit a walkoff homerun in Chicago, the juju had to vacate the Dome.
This all fits into my evolving theory of superstition. Now, I know that some of you get complacent; you say, hey, I forgot to eat my lucky dinner or sit in my lucky seat or wear my lucky underwear, and yet the Twins won anyway, so I guess it's not necessary for me to do that anymore. Or, maybe you said, wow, I did all my lucky things and wore all my lucky stuff, and they still lost, so guess I'll give that up. No, no, no. Recently it has become clear to me that it must be a matter of critical mass. At any given point, a certain number of superstitious circumstances must converge in order to achieve the desired effect. And folks, we no longer have any margin for error. It is incumbent upon each and every citizen of Twins Territory to wear those wristbands and that jersey and sit in that special seat in the Dome -- yes, even if you have to ask someone else to move, unless of course it is also their lucky seat. I'm sure the boys are doing their part. It's up to us now. Although it might not hurt if someone on the team would start sitting in Dougie's old lucky spot when it's the bottom of the 8th and there's a man on and the Twins are trailing by one run.
Posted by: Word Smith at September 9, 2006 10:11 AMJeter = smug, @*#!-eating grin.
Mauer = jus' folks good-natured smile.
That's only reason 312 of the 101,000 reasons Mauer needs to get the batting title over the man from Kalamazoo.
I swear, if Jeter pulls the rug out from under the chairman in the last couple of weeks they're going to have to put me on watch.
Posted by: rk & wv at September 9, 2006 10:20 AMIf Mauer doesn't win the batting title, then I want Dye to win it. Or Tejada, or Vladdy.. Anyone, anyone but jeter. No batting title for you.
Posted by: gina at September 9, 2006 11:11 AMWord Smith,
I miss Mientkiewicz's lucky spot. It always seemed to work.
I volunteer to go sit there, if I can somehow arrange it. And I promise to blow big pink bubbles and wear my socks right.
Posted by: iheartmntwins at September 9, 2006 11:37 AMThe Chairman will heat up and win the title by ten points. That said, I don't understand all the hate for Jeter. *ducks air-born Mauer bobblehead* Sure, he gets an ass-full of press--he's a damn Yankee. The guy is a consumate pro who goes all out every day and comes up big in crunch time. I tip my cap to the guy. But Joe's still gonna win the title.
Off subject: What's with the sparse crowds for this series? I was at Thursday's game and I thought they were playing the Royals in May. (That evening however, the Tigers did a very nice impersonation of the '61 Yankees...) Show up, Minny! make some noise. This is TWINS TERRITORY!
Posted by: E-6 at September 9, 2006 11:39 AM
Batgirl has a voice?
http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1681573&referer=http%3A%2F%2F
Posted by: iheartmntwins at September 9, 2006 11:57 AMWow, Beeg, you have a great voice.
Posted by: Will at September 9, 2006 01:15 PMVery charismatic BG!
I agree, the KC bizarre DP lego reenactment is my fav as well.
Are you guys ready to get boofed tonight?
Posted by: gina at September 9, 2006 01:44 PMBeeg:
Great voice on the sports blog show. Enjoyed whole bit agree on Little Nicky Punto as best nickname.
Crossing Pirantas tshirt came today--its beautiful--highly recommend to all batlings--worth the price whatever it was.
DAM
Posted by: DAM-DC Twins Fan at September 9, 2006 03:04 PMWhat a great game! I was there, and it was awesome. I just picked up a copy of "Throwing Bullets" today, and I must say, so far, it's EXTREMELY good. I highly recommend that you read it, if you have any interest in the Twins.
Posted by: TwinsPrincess at September 9, 2006 05:39 PM