We can (and apparently do) hit all the damned runs we want, but it's not going to mean anything without some pitching. The Lefties of Doom can only do so much, the Elder Statesman is doing is best, but it's time for Mr. Carlos Silva to step up. And you know what? Two starts in a row, he's stepped up. He was helped by some flashy defense and more run support than he had all of last year, plus--you know--the Royals--but the point is the results. For presiding over your second straight blowout, and for pitching a near flawless game until it was well in hand, and because we need you to keep it up--this is why you, Carlos Silva, are the Boyfriend of the Day.

Goober/Doctor 20; Readers/The Field 17; Batbaby/Torii 9; Batgirl/Chairman 7; Sooz/(Cuddy) 7; Jeb/ (Silva) 4.