Yesterday's B.O.D. was devoted to our favorite slab of Canadian beef. But today's is devoted to some different inanimate objects. The one on the left, well, that one's fun for sweeping. The one in the center I believe plays in the outfield for our ten-person softball team. (Poor David Ortiz: Minnesota screws him AGAIN.) And the one on the right . . . what's that on his chin? And didn't the bearer of that scraggy growth just hit three home runs in three days? I suppose the advance scouts are going to catch up with you someday. But for now, those key dingers make you -- and your chin, Kubes -- the Boyfriend of the Day.
Goober/Doctor: 8; Readers/The Field: 8; Batbaby/Torii: 6; Batgirl/Chairman 4; Jeb/ Lewwww3; Sooz/Stewie 2.
Posted by Goober at June 15, 2006 10:25 PMGoober said "Kubes" heh heh heh!
Posted by: talldrinkowater at June 15, 2006 11:05 PMThree home runs in three days, and a 407 foot flyout yesterday. Not too shabby.
Posted by: Will at June 15, 2006 11:51 PMI have high hopes that Kubel's approach is solid enough that scouting reports won't be too much of a bump in the road. A home run per day might be a bit much to expect from him, though. :)
Posted by: ubelmann at June 16, 2006 02:14 AMKubes...so funny.
Posted by: ForMorneau at June 16, 2006 02:27 AMMan, it was good to sweep the Red Sox, especially since there were so many Sox fans at the Dome. It seems they call Youkilis "You"? Sorry, not as cool as "Lew." And maybe if these "Sox fans" had worn their Ortiz jerseys when he was a Twin, they would have been able to watch him more often.
Posted by: nailbiter at June 16, 2006 08:49 AMI vote to nip this Kubes thing in the bud. Ceast and desist, please! Ugh.
Posted by: wick at June 16, 2006 10:53 AMMaybe an inanimate-object-BOD nod to Nathan's glove, too? Musta said something right.
Posted by: Word Smith at June 16, 2006 11:33 AMHahahah.. J Kubes' chin pubes.... hahahahahahaha
Posted by: mmmmarkiep at June 16, 2006 05:18 PMHow did we know that mmmarkiep would appreciate that? ;)
Posted by: FordHoiberg at June 16, 2006 09:39 PM