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Um, hi. I'm infield. Usually I post over at Third Base Line (there's a link in the sidebar somewhere, if you're curious), but BG asked me to entertain you all while she's lolling on the beach in California. (I expect souvenirs, BG!) I tend more toward sarcasm than sass, but I'll do my best.
Let's just ease into this with that old standard, the running commentary...
Inning the First
Radke loads the bases with one out, partly thanks to Kubel and Bartlett both losing Big Papi's popup in the teflon roof (2010...2010...), but he gets out of it with a couple of popups that actually find gloves.
The Red Sox? Leaving the bases loaded? In the first inning? Against RADKE? Inconceivable! Good job, Brad! Now cut it out with the baserunners, already.
Inning the Second
Boston starter Matt Clement seems to be on a personal quest to throw as many balls as humanly possible without actually walking in a run. He probably wishes he'd walked Jason Kubel, though, because Kubel takes the one and only strike he sees way, way up into the right field upper deck, to heights only Morneau had heretofore reached. One hopes Justin isn't territorial about his landing spot; the last thing this team needs is pouting power hitters.
Boy, is this game starting off SLOW, though. After just two and a half innings, an hour has gone by and Radke and Clement have racked up over 100 pitches between them. "Efficiency" is not the word of the day in the early goings.
Inning the Third
In the bottom of the inning, Clement loaded the bases without any "help" from the roof by issuing three straight one-out walks. Then Torii Hunter came up to the plate and did what he does best--hit into a double play.
New rule: with runners on and less than two out, we pinch-hit for Hunter. I don't care what freakin' inning it is.
Inning the Fourth
Kubel comes within a sneeze of having a two-homer game. Everybody wants Rondell White to get on base, including Matt Clement, who helps him out with a ball to the shoulder. Jason Bartlett (free at last!) welcomes himself back to the big leagues with a single to center. I'm so happy for him I jump right out of my Birkenstocks. Then we get a run the old-fashioned way on a Castillo double. Fast-forward to Joe Mauer's two-out at-bat, when the AL batting leader...grounds out to second??? Oh, say it ain't so, Joe...
Inning the Fifth
Dick & Bert interview Johan Santana. They barely get past "congratulations on your 1000th career strikeout" before Radke gives up the inevitable tater, a solo to Coco Crisp. It's kind of a relief to have that out of the way, really. You knew it was coming, you just hoped it wouldn't be one of those soul-crushing 20-run homers.
Okay, now, see? Hunter + runner on 1st = grounder to the shortstop. Thank the umpire for calling him safe--it could have gone either way. Morneau is out at 2nd. Clement deals a four-pitch walk to Kubel and then leaves the game with some sort of physical problem (as opposed to the six walks). Some guy named, appropriately for Flag Day, Van Buren comes in and gets Rondell White to pop out to short to end the inning, which is kind of like getting my cat to beg for cheese. She just loves cheese. Especially havarti.
Inning the Sixth
Bartlett bobbles a grounder, drops it, grabs it up again and STILL gets the double play started. Now that's impressive. And just a teensy bit lucky.
And, in the spirit of the eternal maxim "he who maketh the great play to end the half-inning, batteth to open the next", Bartlett smacks his second hit of the night as he leads off the bottom of the sixth. Ah, hits from the shortstop...how divine.
Castillo's at-bat takes about ten hours, since Van Buren feels the need to throw three pickoffs for every pitch, but he finally coaxes a walk. Punto puts on a bunting clinic to advance the runners, and Van Buren can pitch to Mauer (yikes!) or intentionally walk him but then face Cuddyer with the bases loaded. Talk about Scylla and Charybdis. Whew. Glad I'm not him. He goes with the intentional walk.
Bartlett nearly gets nailed in the back with a pickoff attempt at third. Wouldn't it have been funny if the ball had sailed off into left? Cuddy's bases-loaded walk is worth a snicker, though. Hey, free RBI! Van Buren trudges off to celebrate Flag Day in the dugout.
Did I mention it's Flag Day? Oh, yes, it is. And with the bases still loaded Justin Morneau plants his flag in the left field bleachers. Oh, Canada!

Inning the Seventh
Go, Radke. Sit. Relax. Enjoy the rare and wonderful luxury of run support. Let Willie Eyre face the Red Sox for the first time. He needs the experience. Besides, he wears his socks the right way.
Inning the Eighth
So, someone decides to jump out of the stands and go running all over the field until they're tackled by the Boston batboy. This makes Willie Eyre laugh too hard to pitch straight, and he gets the hook after two straight two-out walks. Breathe, Willie. Breathe.
Inning the Ninth
Lohse comes on in relief with a seven-run lead. You'd think this would make me feel secure, but oh please by all that's holy don't let him blow this I'll do anything really I will just get us out of this game with a win.
Hey, whaddaya know? He did it!
Twins win, 8-1. And I've got a sneaking suspicion who the B.O.D. will be...
Posted by infield at June 14, 2006 10:23 PMI hope LEW FORD attended the bunting clinic.
Posted by: Donnalove at June 14, 2006 10:28 PM"New rule: with runners on and less than two out, we pinch-hit for Hunter. I don't care what freakin' inning it is."
Can I get an Amen!?
This is as good as I've felt about this club in two years.
Posted by: SBG at June 14, 2006 10:48 PMThe thing with Torii is, the guy JUST WALKED 3 STRAIGHT BATTERS, and so what does Torii do? Why, swing weakly at the FIRST PITCH -- of course!
Great game, though. We left for DQ after the seventh, so I missed the fans-on-the-field. :(
Posted by: Salt-Man Z at June 14, 2006 10:57 PMthat was a pretty fun game, and the first one i've had the chance to listen to in its entirety in quite awhile. And it is worth noting that intrepid batling Tinger was NOT, as originally feared, the fan running on the field. No, instead tonight he was the Fan of the Game, and he was seen pointing and laughing at those who ran on the field. nice work, kiddo.
And speaking of nice work: infield, thanks for the great recap.
Posted by: AT at June 14, 2006 11:08 PMTinger was the Fan of the Game? I totally missed that! bummer!
about Kubel's home run tonight... he put that up in section 211, I believe. I thought Justin owned the rights to that spot, sorta the way the IDS owns the Minneapolis skyline. maybe I'm wrong... I wonder if Justin hit his grand slam to left field in an act of defiance, as if to say, "see? I can hit a home run anywhere I want to! so there!"
Posted by: kafumbly at June 14, 2006 11:18 PMJC,
Amen. I've been saying since April it's never too early to pinch-hit for Castro. He starts more double plays with his bat than with his glove.
Good work, infield.
By the way, thank goodness the Twins are winning, and winning in entertaining fashion, because this hockey thing down here is about to drive me nuts and I need the distraction! ;)
Posted by: mk at June 14, 2006 11:50 PMWHOO! Go Bradke! What a lovely flag day indeed.
Posted by: ClosetJaysFan at June 14, 2006 11:56 PMGreat game tonight, first game I was able to get to this year, fun to see the Twins beat the BoSox. Oh, and the fans running on the field was hilarious, deking out the security guard and making him fall flat on his face, sliding home head-first only to get tackled by Boston's bat-boy, classic! Can I just say, Metrodome security seemed rather lackadaisical about the whole thing. At any rate, props to Justin, boo to Hunter, and how bout Kubel, almost 3 HR's in 3 straight ab's!
Posted by: Richard at June 15, 2006 12:16 AM"Besides, he wears his socks the right way."
Hehehehe. I love it.
That was a fun game to be at, to say the least. My voice had barely recovered from Saturday's slam from Cuddles, and I'm afraid it's somewhat shot again. Ah, well, it was WAY worth it! Two grand slams in as many nights... three in a week... wow.
MTRR that I really liked having Punto at third. Y'see, T-Fat? That's how you get to a ball. Also, a big "welcome back" to Bart!
Posted by: FordHoiberg at June 15, 2006 01:13 AMAlso, the ECBS batboy is officially my favorite Red Sock for that tackle. I HATE it when fans pull that crap, and I was impressed by that take-down. I hope he bruised that dumbass up good 'n' plenty. :mutter:
Posted by: FordHoiberg at June 15, 2006 01:15 AMHow about this for Hunter: Put him in at pitcher/CF. He can still get back to the fence on a long fly ball, but we can DH for him! Plus, we'd have a spot for an extra fielder somewhere.
-Glove Boy
Posted by: Gloveboy at June 15, 2006 07:44 AMFordH, I do not believe that batboy works for the Red Sox.
Posted by: Donnalove at June 15, 2006 08:23 AMIt's rather sad that when Torii came up after all those walks, people in our section groaned. And my husband and I said "here ends the inning" and then . . . well, it did. One freaking pitch. Argh.
Later on in the game when Torii came up with no one on, my Dad said "at least he can't hit into a double play here" and a number of people around us chuckled. Later after Torii got on base, I said "but he can still get out on the basepaths!" (Fortunately he did not).
I like Sweetcheeks, but he's driving me nuts.
Was a very fun game. One time after the whole Bat Boy incident, Mr. Ortiz was coming off the field from third and heading toward the dugout just as the Bat Boy was heading over by the plate to pick up a bat. Mr. Ortiz smiled at him and then faked left and right as if trying to elude the Bat Boy. Hee! The Bat Boy got cheered for the rest of the game any time he did anything.
Sounds like it was a great game, missed it thou I was watching Game 5 of the Stanley Cup. Couple of things:
1) Love the comment about pitch hitting Torii giggle giggle.
2) Now that T-Fat is gone when do we unload White?
I hope tonight is as good as the last couple.
Posted by: Mary at June 15, 2006 08:25 AM"I HATE it when fans pull that crap, and I was impressed by that take-down. I hope he bruised that dumbass up good 'n' plenty. :mutter:" -- FordHoiberg
Entirely with you, FH. I enjoyed the take-down. Otherwise, apart from being a nuisance, the whole thing was horribly lame.
I mean, forgoshsakes, they didn't even streak. If you're going to take the trouble to hold up the game and be an idiot, at least do it naked. *grumble*
Great job on the commentary infield!!
I do believe that Donnalove is right. The batboy works for the Twins, in the visitors clubhouse.
Regardless, it was suggested on the radio this morning that the Vikings call him to work with their defensive line. That may be a good idea, but considering the Keystone Kops security force we have at the Dome for Twins games, I think we'd better keep him around.
I have to admit though...as much as I hate it when idiot fans do things like that, when he got to centerfield & Torii Hunter gave him an unenthusiastic high five we found it pretty hilarious.
The thing that really bugged me though, is that the whole incident really distracted fans from the game for quite a while afterward.
I'm just grateful they were only a couple of drunken idiots, and weren't looking to hurt anyone.
Nevertheless, I hope they throw the book at 'em.
Posted by: bubblemint at June 15, 2006 08:56 AMCan I say this? This is the first home run Bradke's given up in about four consecutive starts. Yay! And another quality start, but with a win, this time! I hope the shock doesn't mess him up. :concerned:
"New rule: with runners on and less than two out, we pinch-hit for Hunter. I don't care what freakin' inning it is." I like Torii, but someone suggested he start walking up to the plate without a bat. That might be a better idea, as it won't sacrifice the defense. And, from the sounds of it, Matt Clement would've walked him anyway.
Great job, infield!
Posted by: JustBeth at June 15, 2006 09:18 AMAt least the guys didn't tackle and beat senseless an elderly first base coach, like they do in SOME ballparks I can think of...
Thanks for last night (and the last four starts), Brad. I knew my faith in you was well-placed. Now, come on, Carlos - leave the vest in the locker and just get us another W, wouldja?
Posted by: adidasman at June 15, 2006 09:22 AMIf Silva chooses to drag out those pixie vests tonight on national TV (ESPN 2), he may quickly become my least favorite Twin. Of course, managing to throw sinkerballs that actually sink could overcome that initial feeling.
Posted by: JimCrikket at June 15, 2006 09:43 AMHere's the lowdown on the batboy - he looks younger then 25!
Big hit, big moment
Nate Reese, 25, works as a bat boy for the visiting team at the Metrodome. So why, late Wednesday night, was he receiving congratulations from David Ortiz and Torii Hunter?
Because when two fans sprinted around the field, eluding security guards, during the eighth inning, and one decided to slide into home plate, Reese became a baseball version of a bodyguard.
He tackled the intruder, then put a wrestling move on him, pinning him to the ground, and received a loud cheer.
"The guy was rounding third, and there weren't really any guards around, so I just thought I'd hit him," Reese said. "Between [Joe] Mauer and the Big O [Ortiz], there was a lot of liability, so, looking back, I guess I'm glad I did what I did."
Reese said he wrestled at Minnetonka High and has played rugby.
As Twins reliever Willie Eyre walked past Reese in the Twins' clubhouse, Eyre yelled, "Nice move, Goldberg."
Some might say it was the best play by anybody in a Boston uniform all night.
Much love
Wonder Woman
The stupid thing about "Inning the Third" is that Hunter swung at the first pitch. Clement had only thrown a coupld strikes so far in the inning, and Torii golfs at a sinking inside fastball. Didn't we learn in little league to take a few in this situation? Why can't professionals learn this. Okay, if the first pitch had been a meatball "I gotta throw a strike now" kind of pitch, we'd all be singing Spiderman's praises...
Posted by: Brooklynegg at June 15, 2006 10:19 AMThe thing about Torii is that on so many levels you can't help but love the guy. He's got an enthusiasm for the game and a desire to win that you have to admire. I've always liked him.
But since his buddies have been moving on to other teams, he's shown sides to his personality that just aren't all that lovable. You can overlook a lot of that when he's playing well but when he's not, he becomes an easy target for criticism (and deservedly so).
Does make one wonder, since Gardy was so quick to tell the media about taking the Doctor to the woodshed over his being too quick to swing at a bad pitch on the last road trip, when will we read about him giving Hunter the same treatment?
Posted by: JimCrikket at June 15, 2006 11:09 AMTOTALLY off topic, I know... but I figure BG can't reach me from California to slap my hand, so I'll post this anyway.
You think having a bunch of bloggers making a concerted effort to vote for our beloved Joe can't make a difference in his All Star chances? Maybe not. But... then again...
A couple of weeks ago, Pat Neshek (Red Wings closer and hopefully future Twins BOD candidate) mentioned on his blog (click my name for the link) that it would be cool for him to make the AAA all star game and asked his readers to go vote for him. Shameless self promotion? Maybe... but see what a few netheads can do. This from www.minorleaguebaseball.com:
"The biggest surprise in the voting thus far has been saved for last, Rochester's Pat Neshek doesn't just lead all relievers in fan votes -- he leads all of Triple-A. The 25-year-old right-hander certainly deserves the nod, as he is 4-1 with a 1.71 ERA and 12 saves. Still, he must have legions of internet-savvy fans in order to have accumulated his staggering vote total. In second place, with less than half the votes of Neshek, is Indianapolis' Scott Strickland, a veteran of six Major League seasons."
Now... go "vote Joe" dammit!
JC
Posted by: JimCrikket at June 15, 2006 01:03 PMIn case anyone missed "when bat boys attack"
click my name.
Posted by: Bat bandwagoner at June 15, 2006 02:01 PMGreat job with the fill-in recap, infield! I can see that you've really worked on your leadership skills.
Posted by: Roscoe at June 15, 2006 02:03 PMSo -- will Gardy say about Hunter the same thing he said about Dougie "He saves more runs with his glove, blah blah blah"? I love the guy but a player with this much experience MUST have better AB's
Posted by: Todd at June 15, 2006 02:06 PMNice recap infield! Sarcasm is good.
As for Torii - can't we make him designated fielder and have someone bat for him instead of the pitcher?
As for the batboy - A former UND athlete. Hence the good tackle. A gopher would have missed the guy. I love the “I figured I’d hit him” comment.
Posted by: SDave at June 15, 2006 03:00 PMVery nice recap! I like the inning by inning commentary.
Posted by: etwheels at June 15, 2006 03:45 PMThey traded Castro today back to the Reds, looks like Barty's getting the nod.
Posted by: HooliganKat at June 15, 2006 05:10 PM