10. Could have lost 8-2 to the Royals.
9. Lewwwww could have gotten thrown out at third on his steal attempt after he blew the sign and got Castro nailed.
8. J-Ro could have gotten the save instead of being only a bit player.
7. S. Cheeks Hunter and Stewart could have smashed into each other on that fly ball instead of letting it drop between 'em.
6. Luis Rivas could have been our starting second baseman.
5. Luis Rivas could have gone 4-for-5 for the Angels.
4. T-Phat! could have batted cleanup. Oh, $#!], he did!
3. The Twins could be undefeated in Pixie Vests instead of 1-1.
2. Joe Mays could be pitching (for the Twins) tomorrow.
1. Rondell (The Other) White (Meat) could have gone hitless.
Because he cares, an RD update: Click on DougieDefence for a trip to the KC Royals web page, where you can find several Doug Mientkiewicz surprises in the slideshow on the main part of the page.
Posted by Ron Davis at April 18, 2006 10:04 PMThe lone highlight of the absolute worst effort of the season: R-Wheezy getting a standing ovation for a two out single to left. Priceless... Ortiz who?
Posted by: Ovie at April 18, 2006 10:29 PMReading the summary of the game on ESPN.com, I laughed that they mentioned Rondell's standing ovation in the 6th in the Game Notes. Perhaps he has broken the seal and we are in store for a flood of outstanding hits. *crosses fingers*
Posted by: Shelley at April 18, 2006 10:49 PMI have to admit, i was really excited when he finally got a hit! congrats, rondell!
Posted by: Hannah! at April 18, 2006 11:09 PMPeople were standing and clapping for Ronnie before he even got to swing the bat! Now that's gotta be a sign you're doin pretty bad...
Posted by: Amanda Chmiel at April 19, 2006 12:59 AMOn FSN-W they claimed that Castro missed the sign. I'm going to go with that. Is it because Lew is my boyfriend or because I live in LA now that I'm going with these inferior announcers?
Posted by: Phil at April 19, 2006 02:05 AMCastillo and Castro turned a double play tonight. They turn it probably better than I've ever seen it turned. I'm dead serious about that. They are both so quick and smooth getting the ball out of the glove, and they can both do the actual turn with stunning fluidity. It's one of those things that just makes me say 'wow' every single time.
Posted by: Will at April 19, 2006 02:08 AMRondell got a hit!!!! and is STILL below .100
It will come round, you hear me, it's gonna come round
Posted by: dan in london at April 19, 2006 03:13 AMI agree with Will. Castillo and Castro's plays amazingly quick and accurate.
Hunter said Rondell is a class act and nice guy, so I was glad to see him FINALLY get a hit. Maybe the curse broken.
Good top ten!
Having T-Phat bat cleanup gives me the same feeling as having Kyle start against the other team's #1 starter. They are perfectly acceptable options when the expectations are low (4th starter/#7 in the lineup), but I get real nervous when they're counted on to carry the team to a win.
Besides, humility is a major element of T-Phat's faith. #7 keeps the proper sense of humility.
Posted by: e-9 at April 19, 2006 06:55 AMI know everyone is upset about Bartlett (I'm meh on the issue) but it sure looks to me like the right guy got the job. Castro has done some fantastic things out there, and he's hitting pretty well too.
And I just loved the look on Rondell's face when he landed at first. Like, "I really don't want to smile and make a big deal out of this, but THANK.GOD." I also liked all the smiles and claps on the bench.
Posted by: aurora at April 19, 2006 07:16 AM-1 The Twins could have struck out 2 dozen times, instead of one dozen.
-2 The Twins could have left two baker’s dozen on base instead of one.
-3 Roundhouse Torii could have never connected with the ball, instead of dribbling a ball to third on his last at bat.
-4 Joe Mauer could have left 5 men on base, instead of 4 - if Castro hadn’t been picked off in the third (because Joe couldn't put the ball in play on the hit and run).
-5 Carlos “The Horse” Silva could have broken down before 8.2 innings, forcing us to bring in one of our iffy right-handed relievers before the last out.
-6 I could have had two $3 beers instead of one overpriced $6 beer, and been twice as aggravated.
-7 45,000 people could have been there to witness the sorry game instead of 15,000.
Posted by: nailbiter at April 19, 2006 07:43 AMGardy should've pulled Blight out of the lineup for a while, and replaced his spot with somebody else. batista is doing fine where he's at....and this whole switcing thing reeks of when Stewart got pulled from the top spot for a while (remember that ugly 0-fer everything streak?)
Oh, and another note. The WBC is evil. Watching Santana, Crain, Silva, and the other WBC Pitchers out there proves that the managers were right. Nobody got injured...but they didn't work out much either.
Posted by: Torhu at April 19, 2006 08:05 AMSorry Joe. I only started scoring this year, and still can't decipher what I wrote. It was Stewart who struck out on the hit and run that turned into two outs in the third. I see Ron Gardenhire is blaming Lew (for not getting himself thrown out at third?) Castillo knocked Ford home. Joe just stranded Castillo. Also, the team LOB was 7, not 13 - 13 is the total of missed chances per player.
Posted by: nailbiter at April 19, 2006 09:17 AMI wholeheartedly agree with Aurora about Castro apparently being the right man for shortstop. When he made that diving catch/throw to 1st, the first thing I said was "WOW!" and the second thing I said was "Bartlett would never have done that."
Posted by: Salt-Man Z at April 19, 2006 10:06 AMWatching the game last night and listening to Jerry White after game, it appears that poor Lew was perhaps thinking of other things or distracted (he never does that, does he? ;-) ) and wasn't quite sure what to do on the hit and run. So he got caught in between. Either he should have run like heck and maybe been thrown out at third or clearly stayed at second. Instead he stutterstepped part way to third and confused Castro who thought he was running and Juan was the one who got caught. Love Lew but he does make baserunning adventuresome some days!
Posted by: Dr. Jane at April 19, 2006 10:46 AMI just wish someone would explain to Gardenhire the nuances of setting up a lineup card that will create maximum offensive potential. Batista at cleanup was his best option because he didn't want to disrupt his lineup? What the heck!
Posted by: Big Nick at April 19, 2006 11:16 AMI've been calling him Rongdell. And don't you feel for anybody in the number 4 spot in the Twins lineup? It's like a bunch of kids crying for a daddy.
Posted by: nailbiter at April 19, 2006 12:18 PMCorrection: crying for a big papa.
Posted by: nailbiter at April 19, 2006 12:37 PMor even Big Papi
Posted by: caluofmn1991 at April 19, 2006 03:39 PMTues. night's game. Unfortunately I was there. Highlights: Rondell's hit/ovation and Gardy's words with the home plate umpire. And i had tickets to the Sat. game but was too sick to go.
Tues. was a poor substitute.
come on Kyle (leave Lyle locked in the basement)!
Onwards, Kal
Posted by: kal at April 19, 2006 03:58 PMC'mon guys, one to tie, two to win!
Posted by: PsyMar at April 19, 2006 10:13 PMAnd there's the one! Bonus Baseball!
Good job guys, now Git'rdun in the extras!
Posted by: PsyMar at April 19, 2006 10:14 PMoh NO. What's the Veep doing in there? This is a TIE game, not a save situation! What are you DOING Gardy?
Posted by: PsyMar at April 19, 2006 10:17 PMJeez. I'm this frantic about you guys and I'm a Cubs fan. And the Cubs are playing right now. And I'm barely paying attention. Batgirl, I think your Twins fandom is infectious.
Ok. Nathan got through the top of the 10th, but The Impaler comes up 2nd next inning. Best solution would be a run in *this* inning...
Posted by: PsyMar at April 19, 2006 10:28 PMOr two! HR Cuddyer!!
Twins win! Twins win! Twins win!
Now I can focus on the Cubs!
Posted by: PsyMar at April 19, 2006 10:32 PMyea, Cuddy! My guy.
Posted by: ss at April 19, 2006 10:37 PMCan I call that Cuddyer is the new BOD?
Posted by: Shelley at April 19, 2006 10:41 PMawww, JC lost the game, I have never seen that before
awww, JC lost the game, I have never seen that before
Hey Batgirl!! I have some great pics of the game on April 19th!!! This was the best game ever, by the way!! I'll post them sometime, but if there is any Liriano fans out there... I have the pics for you!!
Posted by: JohansAngel at April 19, 2006 11:20 PM