i'm gonna have nightmares tonight.

I dont know what to say...

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. And did one of those full body shivers.

I thought we would be safe from the horrors while you were gone. Why do you do this to us? Why?

My eyes!!!!!!! Even more so this time.

Is is just me, or does Stephanie Liddle bear a striking resemblance to Lewella Ford?

It hurts...just as much...the second time.

Painful, yes. Hilarious, absolutely!

someone PLEASE take Scarlet to Popeyes.

I'm paralyzed--I don't think I can endure much more of this.

And to think, there's still 7 single off-days, plus the 3-day All-Star Break, left to go this season.

k-bro

Oh God, this is just disgusting. I don't even know why I looked. It's utterly foul. Absolutely vile.

Can't... avert... eyes...

Please make it stop. In the name of all that's holy, MAKE IT STOP!!!!

OK, I was thinking on the way home, "You know, I owe Batgirl a great big thank you. She's made Twins off-days almost bearable now that I don't have to fear Twins Hottest Chick. It's kind of like hitting yourself in the hand with a hammer because it feels so good when you stop.". So I logged in to write just that, and . . . well . . . here wae are again.

You bastards.

Not to mention Ulger and Anderson need to EAT SOMETHING!

Thats just not right. You think you're safe, the batfamily is out of town and then WHAP.

Ew.

geez... I just... I had a feeling this was coming, but... you just can't adequately prepare yourself for something like this. it's impossible.

I'm going to go find Tumbleweed and hide my face in her fur and cry.

Wow...I don't know what to say to this...

i didn't know that ullger and gardenhire were anorexic. this is just...there are no words.

it's like a train wreck. it's terrible, it's horrible, but you can't tear your eyes away. it's fascinating in its awfulness.

Sick and wrong, Batgirl.

On the bright side, Zona is all over the BS early.

I thought we were all safer from ever seeing this again...Then I saw the headline on the main page. I didnt have to look, but I did. Now I wish this storm had knocked out my power. Horrifying. Truly Horrifying.

I wonder what the clubhouse is gonna say when Lew shows them this...

This is the sort of thing that makes you get really paranoid that someone at work is looking at your screen over your shoulder....

I dunno what this says about my sexuality or anything, but I have to be honest here....

Gardy is smokin' as a chick.

Maybe it's just me, but Ricki kinda reminds me of Marla Hooch from "A League Of Their Own".

You guys are SOOOO busted when Batgirl gets back!!!

Oh crap. It would appear Batgirl herself was responsible for this. Egg on my face, as they say.

I've unilaterally disqualified Rochelle and Scarlet on the basis of anorexia.

And I'm sorry, but Ricki is just scary.

I think I have to go with Jerri on the basis of that sweet smile. But Rhonna certainly has the bedroom eyes going, doesn't she?

I really, really dread the All-Star break. Really.

No comment...lol

Ricki=eeeeeek

My eyes!

oh, dear... Gardy's the regular Batgirl reader... I can just imagine what he thought when he came for a visit today...

I think it may be time to take on the Bitch Sox next...

Francine Thomas
Carla Everett
Marcy Buehrle
Josie Contreras
Joni Garland
Antoinette Joan Pierzynski
Frieda Garcia
Paula Konerko
Wilma Harris
Erin Rowand

Funny, Kafumbly, I was thinking roughly the same thing... like, this is one Batgirl DVD Gardy won't be screening in the clubhouse. Then again...

A long, grueling, arduous drive through Chicago, the rest of Illinois, and the vast, barren wasteland that is central Wisconsin. I'm exhausted, and everywhere aches. I logged on to www.bat-girl.com in order to pick up my spirits, but instead, what do I get? Rhonna "Mostly Shaved Chewbacca" Gardenhire.

Alaine Newman is winning the poll... You people are SICK.

don't blame me... I didn't vote for him. er, her.

Why can't I stop looking at these? I'm going to the game tonight, and I'm just not going to be able to look at Gardy. Or Newmie. Thank god I'm on the first baseline...

I woke up this morning hoping it was all some horrible dream. Then I got to work and looked at my computer...

hahahah,
I admit it...I love these!
I had to vote for Alaine. Something about that smile, and those eyes, and that nice skin..
hahah, now I am scaring myself!

I look forward to more days off!!

d'ya think batgirl's eastern europe tour will find any of these hotchicks' doppelgängers?

I think its unfair thats she's um, in Eastern Europe and still subjecting us to this.

And Mic, you're scaring me too.

No matter who wins, we all lose.

We have a whole new level of scariness here, people. Truly frightening.

k-bro--well, one less off-day, what with still needing to make up one game against Detroit.

Y'know, as sick as these are, they still make me laugh. Don't tell Batgirl. My eyes can only take so much.

Just Beth

Just B - they've actually scheduled a double-header in Motown, so no fewer days off, just one long weekend.

Looks like Alaine Newman has slimmed down nicely since the babies were born. Last time I saw her/him, she/he was pregnant out to here with twins.
This really is sick ... really ... it is.
It's a freak show, kinda like Jacko.

I can't believe I actually voted

I need help.
somebody, please, poke out my eyes

Joni Garland prefers to be called "Judy."

BitchSoxPride,
Ilk

I'm going to go sit in a corner and cry now, thank you.

There are a good number of drink recipes posted in the Batcave if anyone wants to try to drink away the pain. Click my name for the link.

hmmmm... I think Newmie has lost some weight..

Ilk - Who was your starting pitcher last night? Do you think there's any chance he could start the rest of the season?

:cue scary music:

Just when you thought it was safe to come out on a Twins day off...

Twins Hottest Chick (tm) "Coaches Edition"

:runs screaming from my work cube:

And I wonder why I never get any work done!

Oh. My. Goodness.

Ish.

Am I the only one who thought that Shannon Stewart woulda made a cute drag queen? But these coaches...my God! Im gonna feel weird everytime I see them on T.V from now on and Ill probabally have to leave the room. THis is horrible and shame on you for these unholy creations.

Yes! Twins Hottest Chicks are my FAV! They are all so entertaining that it was hard to pick one... I ended up going with Ricki cause, you know, gotta love a fellow chick with attitude. Not that my "attitude face" looks like that... but you know what I mean!

has anyone considered the truly unthinkable yet? Making a circle me bert sign with these pictures on it? thanks for the drink recipies ndtf

Stelmaczyk is one ugly chick!

First I was subjected to the Jackson freakshow, now this. Couldn't you let me get over things just a little before posting these horrors?

at least my two favorite pitchers were highlighted in today's papers: Joe Nathan in the SPPP and Jesse Crain in the STrib.

(or was it the other way around...)

anyway, at least I have something with which to soothe my poor eyes. excuse me, I have to go steal the newspaper from the break room...

kill me now

please

It's still here. So it WAS real. I thought the heat wave and long hours were messing with my brain. But no. Here it remains. And we keep looking at it.

God help us all.

Dear ilk...

Then Judy Garland it shall be...

Of course, that would be at the discretion of Batgirl, but if it will make you happy, I'm sure she'll oblige.

bubblemint

Rochelle Anderson gets my nod for a smokin' bod, but overall I was torn between voting for Jerri or Alaine.

Jerri ended up with my vote, but I can see I was in the minority. Is it the moustache? : )

Rhonna kind of looks like a cross between a rock star and a wrestler.

I just can't stop looking. The beguiling siren song of Hottest Chick continues to call my name.

If anyone likes brainteasers and would like to take their mind off the pictures, click my name.

Is there anyway "Lola" can be added for background music on this page?

Sick and terribly, TERRIBLY wrong!!!

*Marla Hooch* sooo true

LMFAO..hahaha
there was actually a girl on my college softball team that looked just like her!

Hey, I've found a way to enjoy the page without having to bleach my brain afterwards. You know how every post has a permalink to the post tied to the time posted? That takes you to the beginning of the post. Clicking on the comments link, however, takes you past the post itself and straight to the comments. No scary, scary pictures and lots of funny comments commenting on the scary, scary pictures. And they're even funnier out of context.

yeah Mic.. I think it's the mustache

...and then I hit the wrong link. Consider my brain scarred.

*shudder*

I refuse to look this time. The previous round was painful enough, and I don't want any more nightmares, thank you very much!

ndtf-
can i assume that having children makes you a non-bachelor?

cause if you can, i figured it out!
(new desk job, lots of down time, going to become an even bigger bat-groupie)

I think I figgered it out, but I have a married guy living with his sister. Or some other guy's sister. It's ambiguous.

aussie-
yes.

oh yea kurt... that is ambiguous but i have it too. maybe it's the catcher's sister?

Here are my answers: http://www.livejournal.com/users/skutir/2001/11/22/

That one was a bitch, ndtf. I had to start over several times because I kept getting screwed up by the sister...

Yup, Kurtis, that's what I have too.

I had to start over twice. I'm home sick and should have been napping!

I'm impressed. You guys got this way faster than I did!

ditto on the answers

It's all about having a grid, ndtf -- like a spreadsheet, with the players down the side and the positions across the top. X out the player/position combos you know can't be so (like Johnson, Billings, and Duncan can't be either the 2B or the C based on #1*) and the puzzle is solved by the process of elimination.

*Which reminds me, on what golf course can a fivesome play?

Heck if I know. I didn't write it, I just had to solve it for a class.

And an extra row/column on both axes for "married/bachelor" was VERY helpful.

Bill Simmons (ESPN.com's Page 2) quote of the day. There's a snarky comment somewhere here that I'm just going to keep to myself.

"No. Well, sometimes I am. But I'm fun crazy." -- White Sox OF Carl Everett when asked if he is crazy in the July issue of Maxim

I've almost solved it, I just can't decide who is CF and who is RF.

Kurtis, I take issue with your answers. Our choices for catcher and 3B are different, as well as OF. Either Woods OR Perry plays one of the OF positions, but doesn't guarantee that the other person is also an OF.

Donnalove - I got hung up on that too.

I was working on this at work (slow day) when I mistakenly closed my Excel file and lost all my work. I'll have to start over again, but I'd gotten 3 of the players nailed down.

Donna - I have Perry at 3B.

Also, ask yourself who's taller of the CF and RF.

Indeed you do. But I have Lynch at 3b.

I am asking myself who is taller, but it's between Perry and Billings.

For everyone's reference, Kurtis has the correct answers. If they're incorrect, take issue with my old Organizational Communication prof, because those are the answers she gave the class.

ndtf, I'm not mad at Kurtis or anything, just wondering who is right.

Now that I know I'm wrong, I'll have to figure out how that happened.

solved it! yeah!

kurtis, in checking my answers (correct, first time) i followed your link and noticed the date (22 nov 2001) did you have a multi-year headstart on the rest? ;)

aussie, really from down under? i was surprised to see baseball in a park in a suburb of brissie and look forward to finding a rec league there one day

I got it! I got it! I recently took the LSAT and this is just like one section of that test. I can't believe I like this stuff!

dee