Terrifying. I'm sleeping with the lights on and the 8-inch Wusthof Grand Prix under the pillow tonight.

OMG that's hysterical

Lordy, lordy, lordy

ok.. I'm not sure which was more disturbing - the facial hair or the fact that Justina and Josephine weren't actually half bad...

*shudder* something seriously wrong there.

SEE!?!? THIS is what happens when we have no baseball!!

LOL...Batgirl, do you realize what the Twins clubhouse will be like when they see these?

I can just see it, they'll be printing them out and hanging them in the lockers.
They'll be calling each other by the new feminine names, especially if they continue their propensity for hitting into double plays. (Please spare us, we've had enough of that already to last a whole season).

Justina looks angry. Maybe if she'd smile once in awhile.
I had to vote for Johana. No question, the hottest Twins chick of all, with Josephine coming in a close second.

Who knew he'd look so cute in pink accessories?

This is horrible. Very very horrible. The Twins must never again lose an entire weekend to snow-outs.

Jasonita Bartlett looks like the sick girl at the DMV.

*hurls*

SO ENTERTAINING!!!!

I think Johana is very pretty for a he-she.

I just laughed so hard I woke the downstairs neighbors. I kept thinking that maybe the *next* one wouldn't look so bad, and then I'd see it, shudder, and cackle even louder than at the previous one.

Wow. I can't decide if I really want the Twins players to find this, or really don't.

And I was in Detroit this morning, and the weather was horrible, and I think the only right response the Twins can make to all this (snow, baseball-less weekend, creepy CREEPY woman-Twins) is to not lose another game at Detroit this year.

This is like something horrible from the Island of Dr Morneau's House of Pain.

And yet I voted.

It's like a terrible accident: you just can't look away.

It's all truly horrible.

We're sorry.

Justina looks about a 6-7 on the # of beers till attractive scale. I will now pull an Ace Ventura after he figures out that Einhorn is Finkel.

Oh. my. God.

Dearest Readers,

We really are. We had no idea how truly horrible it would be.

Regretfully,
Batgirl

Batgirl, I'll be sending you a bill for the inevitable psychotherapy.

(Poor Dr. Morneau. Turns out he's the only one whose face you actually CAN put on a female body -- and I'm sure he'll never hear the end of it.)

Wow. I'm not sure if this is Batgirl's best or worst post ever. But it has to be the most memorable. Just watching the reactions from the posters is perhaps the best part. :-)

Wow. That's all there is to say. Wow.

The wrost part is that Lewella looks a lot like Julia Stiles and Josephine looks not unlike Blossom. Batgirl, you have done ireperable damage to all of their reputations. (Not like anyone else remembers Blossom anyways) I'm going to go take a shower to rinse away the evil. UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!

However, Johana Santana is a lot of fun to say

*shudders*

*backs slowly away from the post until he's just out a sight range, then makes a break for it*

Batgirl--I've just found you! I'm in love! I'm gonna beg you to join me at my hilltop villa above the Adriatic but first I must ask my wife (pause)
Heck! She said 'no'.
Chaste love from afar it is.
From the ridiculous to the perverse. What a gal!

Never again will watching the Twins be the same. When they cut to the little interlude where torii's flipping a ball to himself, im' pretty sure nightmares will soon follow...

They talk about combat stress and how they have people to talk to... i don't know if any of them will be able to handle this one..

But either way, Johan is just so damned sexy when he's out there J-ing people and sitting bitches down, how COULDN'T you have voted for him!??!

lol...wow...that is one of the funniest things i have ever seen!!

Is it bad that I think Justina Morneau looks vaguely reminiscent of Maria Sharapova?

/If she called, I'd listen. Maria too.

I can't believe you guys...No love for Lewella? Good enough to be BF or NSMC but not as a girl? Shame on the whole lot of you!

(I am currently gasping for breath, sucking on my inhaler - this laughter break induced bronchospasms!)

Justina looks like the frontman for an '80s hair metal band. We are Mortal Koil and WE ARE HERE TO ROCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

Scary, but Lewela really does look kind of like Julia Stiles.

I still voted for Johana, despite the facial hair problem.

Can I order a Tee that says "Johana Santana is my sexually confusing she-male crush"? No? Whew.

Oh . . . dear . . . Lord. That was very, very disturbing.

Great, you made me spit my breakfast all over the computer.

Seriously, good photoshopping, guys. Too good.

Eeeyouuuuwwww.

Lewella Ford needs a, um, needs, er, -- EAT A FREAKING SANDWICH, LEWELLA!

I think Josephine "Blossom" Mauer has potential, but first we need a Very Special Episode where Blossom plucks her eyebrows and shaves her sideburns.

Do that, and she would be like, whoa, as Joey Lawrence would say.

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Much Love
Wonder Woman

You people are just voting for Justina because she's blond. The blonds always get all the attention. I think Jacquerina is beautiful. Johana is very pretty also. The only good thing about Josephine is the fancy earrings.

I'm amazed I slept last night.

Please, no more baseball-less WEEKENDS. That was just WRONG. And you can see what it did to our minds--we all laughed our hearts out over this.

(And no fair that such a cute guy like Justin looks prettier as a girl than I do!)

Just Beth

OMG! Takes me right back to my Navy days. Enough beers and they all looked good,........til they spoke.

Dear Batgirl,

Just say no to Photoshop. We'll all sleep better at night.

Helpfully,
E

OMG! That is HILARIOUS!! Genius!

If there's a better argument for a retractable roof on the new stadium, I can't imagine it. Can you hear the negotiation:

"See? See what they do when there's no baseball?!"

Disturbingly well-done, Batgirl.

Now you all know what it is like to walk through the campus of North Dakota State University.

"Now you all know what it is like to walk through the campus of North Dakota State University."

As an NDSU alum, I am offended! Of course, I guess the campus is probably a little less beautiful since I left last May.

Twins: love. ANTM: love. Fusion? Disturbing.

And to take self-disclosure of the Lame 'n Shame variety to a new level: The model (now eliminated) who was made into Lewella in Batgirl's lab over the weekend is from Minnesota.

I am so very, very sorry that I know this. If none of you ever speak to me again, I would understand.

I got the willies looking at those pictures. Should I be upset that Justin looks better as a woman than I do?

I would love to be a fly on the wall when the team sees these pictures!

I would have loved to have seen Teri Mulholland. Well, maybe "love" isn't the right word, but I bet it'd have been funny.

I just looked at the pictures again - why I'm not sure - - but I'm a little bummed that Bradella looks better in a bikini then me and the bow in
Jaquerina's hair is quite fetching -

And Justina actually looks more the the bass player from that fabulous 80's hair band Cinderella =)

Man I hope there is a game today!

Crawling back to work now =)

Much Love
Wonder Woman

Some of these comments remind me of the scene from Wayne's World where Garth asks Wayne what he thought of Bugs Bunny when Bugs was in drag.

But I'm not here to judge.

hahahahaha *falls off chair* hahahahahahaha

I have found myself emailing links from this page to my sister on a near-daily basis. I can't wait to hear what she and her Lew Ford lovin' coworker think of this one.

I suppose it eventually had to come to this but it is still disturbing. And I know that no matter how good a product is, somebody will eventually use it for evil but I didn't expect such abuse of computing power from Batgirl. This is just pure evil.

I'm going to let you blame it on the fact that we had no baseball over the weekend (a very cruel joke on the part of mother nature I might add) but still, this was just complete ugliness.

SDave

By the way...Is there such a thing as bleach for the the brain? I need a major cleansing to get rid of these pictures and I don't think scotch alone will do it. Some of this may now be permanently burned into what little grey matter I have left.

This is seriously twisted but incredibly funny. I am just now recovering from a laughter induced headache.

On a different note, Batgirl, thanks for the link to all of the fun games. And thanks to the Batlings who created the games.

Attyfan

what no Matthew LeCroy? Mattie, I mean. The facial hair has got to go.

I've got to get the the doctor.

Yours, kal

p.a. I feel really pretty after that viewing

I don't know why more people aren't voting for Jacquerina!

See, this is why steriod testing should be a regular part of baseball.

"Who do you think would win in a battle between Johan Santana and Darth Vader?"

I have no doubts that Johan would win. He might, however, want to get a word of advice from Lew before the battle.

Yeah, Donnalove! Jacquerina--that's what I'm talkin about!

Between the tattoo, the 'stache, and the anorexia, I had PLENTY of reasons not to vote for Jacquerina, thank you very much.

Joesphine Mauer...hmmm...where have I seen her before?

I GOT IT - Amanda Peet's evil twin. You laugh, but LOOK at her! :-)

This is SO not what I meant when I said we should have some photos of the feminine gender.

I meant the wives! The wives! Not this!

Conan O'Brien would be proud.

-NYB

Nightmares... or good dreams... we will see what we have tonight!

Props to Batgirl on the attention she is getting lately!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Creepy. Michael Jackson creepy.
Question ...
Why does Justina have the pouting / brooding look while all the other girls are smiling.
Stop looking, it's creepy.

Anybody here a simpson's fan? There's a line that pops up when I see the photos, and I just can't shake it. Ready? Here it is:

"Arr, that's going to replace the whale in my nightmares..."

- The Sea Captain

Did anyone else notice that Justina sorta looks like an ape! Much better as men...and this proves it!

Oh, if only ESPN had linked this site today...Think of all the innocent people who's lives would have been destroyed just because they decided to click a few links.

On another note, it definitely took many rounds of Nicky Punto with him getting eaten repeatedly for me to begin to push that awful sight out of my mind. Bravo BatGirl, Bravo.

This is horrific.

Justina Morneau is particularly frightening.

Looks like we have a few new '90's girls in town! Now can they lypsinc?

Way to go Batgirl... now since you've made Justin into such an attractvie Justina - he'll be trying to grow that gotee thing again to look more manly.

Here we go again... The genius of BatGirl strikes again. Thanks for the laugh, hoot, n' hollerin.

Bradella's facial hair was a big turnoff for the boys in high school. We tried everything! Nothing seemed to work, so we just figured we'd just let it grow. I think it kind of grows on you.

She's got a whale of a changeup though.

Yikes! I'd love to know whose bodies you used, though :-)

Tonight I'm going to get this experience in real time by flipping constantly between UPN and FSN for a "Top Model"/Twins showdown. But everytime I throw my support behind a girl, she gets eliminated. First I rooted for Lewella/Rebecca, and she was ditched. So I switched to Bradella/Tatiana, and she got eliminated. So I give up. (The actual frontrunners, by the way, seem to be Jasonita/Naima and Josephine/Brittany.)