BG: ;-) - - TFD

Brilliant! I LOVE it! I'm going to order my T-shirt today, so I'll have it for opening day!

Just fed the kitty. Thanks, BG.

You think they make that BatGirl thong in my size?

mmmarkiep: Yes.

shudder

YF

TMI = Too Much Information

Win Twins!

I am sad to see there is no "Luis Rivas is my boyfriend" shirts, but I LOVE the rest of them.

Knowing I would be the only person to ever buy one, do I have any options? It would be so cool in pink...

Ask and ye shall receive.

Holy cats BG - you rule. My order has been placed...

Batgirl, you rock! :)

I just bought a Lew Ford shirt and a Santana/Nathan hoodie!:-D And I'll proudly wear both of them around Winona State University! :-D

You are a goddess! I'm definitely gonna invest in the Joe Mauer one soon. And hoodie. Genius!

hmm. I asked Mrs. D if she wanted a boyfriend shirt, and her answer was "only if they have Otis Nixon."

She's an old-school loyalist, I tell ya.

I absolutely love the absurdity that is the "Don't Blame Me, I voted for Santana/Nathan" Infant Creepers and Toddler Ts. I've been stingy, but you're gonna make me buy one for my Darling Daughter, aren't you?

If I were serious, I'd ask for a toddler "Boyfriend" Tee, but my daughter's been smitten with a certain A. Pujols since she's been two months old and we had ESPN but no Fox Sports and got all sorts of NL Central games.

I gotta get a boyfriend for this year. I think, retroactively, that Blanco was mine last year.

Pure brilliance. . .I picked myself up a Justin Morneau is my boyfriend t-shirt. It made me giggle like a school girl.

Can we put in old school requests like "Kent Hrbek is my boyfriend"?

Yes, I know I have a thing for first basemen.

All this reminds me of my favorite TwinsWear sighting of last year -- shortly after the trade, I saw a young woman who'd taped the words "I Still [Heart]" over the "Mientkiewicz" lettering on the back of her Dougie shirt. And really, don't we all?

I think there should be "boyfriend" thongs.

Bat Girl Your are going to make me broke...

Only if Jesse Crain makes the club...could you then make a shirt in baby blue? I'd probably be the only one to order one... And...if resto makes the cut...Resto is saved!

Ps. I have an insider report on my website on the plague spreading across baseball.

www.bojeesbaseballworld.bravehost.com Its in the front page...if you ever care to link me..go ahead

Dear Mrs. Crain,

Alas, there is no light blue, just white, pink, yellow, and light green.

Woefully,
Batgirl

Bojangles Crain,

Your report was hilarious! Wish I were down there.

Win Twins!

Okay, that's it. Batgirl is pure genius beyond words. I am def. buying a Joe Mauer is my boyfriend and some Don't Blame me souveniers, lol.

But where is the Matthew LeCroy is my boyfriend shirt? ;)

Sad. No BatGirl or Sooz is my girlfriend shirts?

are johan santana boyfriend shirts only in men's style? i'd get a small, but i'm little-ish and i think it might just look silly... so i'm humbly adding another request to this thread- women's jks shirts pretty please?
ps: the shirts? best. idea. ever. (not that i'm surprised, since batgirl comes up with the best. ideas. ever. on a regular basis)
thanks!

I'm still PROUDLY wearing my Santana/Nathan '04 "Sit Down Bitch!" baseball T!!

Broke out my "Santana/Nathan" shirt yesterday. If you see a guy wearing a Batgirl shirt in a wheelchair it's . . . Me.

Batgirl wear . . . Most addictive habit since heroin.

Batgirl, you are the best ever. Thanks for the Kent Hrbek is my boyfriend shirt. I unfortunately have to wait until payday to purchase it though.

Darn bills, keeps me from the goodies I really want!

We do need girlfriend Batgirl-wear.

How about - "The female clone of Joe Mauer is my girlfriend." ??

No.

Hey BG,

Is there any way that you could make some Don't Blame me- I voted Santana/Nathan pins?

Dearest Stacy,

I certainly will try it. Give me a few days.

Love,
BG

p.s. I adore Joe Mauer of course, but dude would make one ugly chick.

Who has GARDY as their boyfriend???????

Dearest BG,

Thanks!:) My mom is dying to get a pin like that, lol.

Thankfully,
Stacy

P.S.- For reference of Mauer as a chick, I believe there are pics of him as one somewhere on here from a ganius story BG did a while ago...hehe;)

No kidding, I've been sitting on that "(Twins Player) is my Boyfriend" idea for Batgirl Wear all winter, and when I saw the "Feed Me!" button (diabolical, btw) I was thinking that I should suggest it to you, BG. Now I got nothin'... my creative juices are spent! :)

Dearest Frightwig,

Clearly, you are a genius, and please forward any and all future marketing ideas straight to Batgirl.

These shirts, I must admit, were dreamed up by She-Ra and Wonder Woman, with the help perhaps of Twins Goddess and Donnalove at our first Batling Outing. To them, I am eternally grateful.

Sincerely,
BG

p.s. I have tried to honor boyfriend requests, including adding shirt styles to existing boyfriends. Please let me know if you have further requests .

Donna, I had a moment of genuine indecision when I went online to purchase my "Lew Ford is my Boyfriend" shirt and saw that there was one for Gardy.

He is a man among men and I adore him.

I bought the Lew shirt anyway, but that was before the buttons were added to the shop, and I can't pay $5 shipping for just a button, so I may just have to go back and get me a Gardy shirt.

He is my vice-boyfriend.

amr,

your daughter has excellent taste, especially for so young.

I am so wishy-washy on boyfriends, I would need a shirt that had whole list of people and one of those pins shaped like a check mark to put next to the favored one for that particular day. (I used to have a shirt like that in the early 90s, except with moods instead of baseball players.)

Someday, when I have a job, I will adorn myself completely in Batgirl wear. Until then, I will drool over the Don't Blame Me t-shirt, and wish the best for BG's kitties. You all seem to be doing very well for them!

BG, the "Boyfriends" was your concept all along. Clearly I was only receiving waves of Batgirlness from the cosmic collective.

My best advertising idea ever was to sign Michael Jordan to a Kool-Aid endorsement deal, which would have him drink a certain flavor of Kool-Aid before each game and between periods. Of course the Kool-Aid would turn his tongue a bright shade of (purple, green, cherry red, etc.) and every time he drove to the basket with his tongue hanging out would be marketing exposure for Kool-Aid which would show up on TV broadcasts, magazine and newspaper photos, posters of him dunking, etc. Why Kool-Aid didn't think of this themselves, I'll never understand.

On Sunday, I thought of a variation on a smaller scale that could be applied to Matthew LeCroy. You may have noticed him wearing a white sunblock on his lips that afternoon. Well, they said it was sunblock. I wondered if it might have been powdered sugar. You see where I'm going with this? Could there be a better match than Matthew LeCroy endorsing Hostess powdered donuts and snack cakes? Before each at-bat he could take a bite of a Hostess treat, leaving a little residue of sugar or creamy filling on his lips. That's possibly 4 or 5 times a game to promote the product. When he gets to 1st base, he might even pull a crinkly wrapper out of his back pocket and hand it to Jerry White along with his batting gloves. Who wouldn't get a kick out of that?

frightwig, you're a marketing genius.

Thank you so very much Bat-girl..You are truly the best in the business!