There's nothing more pathetic than a soap opera that knows it's on its way out, yet still tries desperately to hang on. Yesterday, previews for ATLT promised Doug Mientkiewicz would return to the line-up. Oh, the drama! Oh, the intrigue! But then the writers pulled a switch—Dougie benched again. Why? Bait and switch tactics or honest drama? Only you, the viewer, can decide.
Well, for today's special afternoon episode, we'll be featuring:
Outfield: Ford, Hunter, Jones
1B: Dr. Morneau
DH: Stewart
Benched: Dougie Baseball
Stay tuned tomorrow, for another (exciting?) episode of:
I posted this a little bit ago ago in response to the last episode of "ATLT", and Bat-reader Chaz seems to be on board as well. Anyhow, to plagiarize my bad self: It is conceivable that Dougie could get 1 or 2 more games in at the Dome this weekend. As many of us as possible should show up and go apeshit cheering for him. A nice hearty "Dougie!" chant should bring tears to his eyes. I'm up for either/both games if necessary, who's with me?