Oh, He's Not Going to Get Teased for THIS

Joe Mauer: Americans Most Eligible Bachelors

Posted by Batgirl at May 4, 2007 10:13 PM
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who else wanted to sign up to win the date with Joe?


wait.. did anyone actually DO it?!

Posted by: Lynnie at May 4, 2007 10:48 PM

Haha, no.

I'm sure he's just pleased as punch about this whole "Most Eligible Bachelors" list thing.

Posted by: FordHoiberg at May 4, 2007 11:01 PM

Oh my....I would love to know what the rest of the team will say to him about this...

Posted by: Dobs at May 5, 2007 12:29 AM

Lynnie... Would it be too weird to do that?

Posted by: Shelley at May 5, 2007 07:30 AM

I think the comments that people are leaving are even better... "I'm a perfect match, a Leo (rawr!), enjoy long walks on the beach, baseball (go sox!), etc" Someone really should submit an app pretending to be a die-hard white sox fan or something. So hilarious.

Posted by: Sarah at May 5, 2007 09:48 AM

Haha, yeah I wanted to sign up...but I held myself in check lol. Now a date with Justin...different matter entirely haha :o)

Posted by: ranger23softball at May 5, 2007 12:01 PM

Some girl used "2" instead of "to" or "too" throughout her entire comment. It was something like 15 times in a 4 sentence post. I severely hope Joe wouldn't be interested in anyone who would type like that and mean it.

Posted by: Flip at May 5, 2007 12:49 PM

Shelley: nah, it wouldn't be too weird. I just don't have the balls to do it.

Posted by: Lynnie at May 5, 2007 01:01 PM

e-u. This is ishy.

Posted by: oh at May 5, 2007 02:38 PM

heh, I sent the link to my cousin and I'm SURE that she signed up! *grin* of course, she's also extremely bright, managed her high school baseball team and would never use "2" instead of "to" in a text message.

Oh yeah, she's pretty hot too so Joe would be lucky to have her.

Posted by: CapitalBabs at May 5, 2007 05:13 PM

OMG, I can only imagine the teasing that he's getting - the first guy that comes to mind to give him crap - fellow catcher Red Dog. Yikes, can you imagine? LOL, poor guy.

Four houses at 24, eh? Wow, must be rough.

Posted by: Twin Mama at May 5, 2007 09:13 PM

but wait! also on the list is "Shemar Moore, the star of “Criminal Minds” and a former baseball stud."

wow! uh, huh? oh ... "An excellent baseball player, Shemar Moore decided to fully focus on modeling when a shoulder injury cut short his dream of becoming a professional player."

don't you just hate it when that happens?

Posted by: msb at May 6, 2007 10:11 AM

Hate to burst you ladies bubbles but He is definatly GAY. Shops for shoes? spends more time in the bathroom than most girls? Has four houses he enjoys decorating??? This guy has the old GAYDAR going off like crazy. He supposedly dated a miss usa candidate talk about over compensating. I have people "in the know" telling me it as well. All the signs point to it ladies Baseballs are NOT the only thing old joe is "catching". I say we trade his crippled ass for AJ.

Posted by: The Mouth at May 6, 2007 03:59 PM

Do you think he went on the DL because he couldn't handle the strain of the teasing?? :) Seriously, I almost died laughing at some of the comments... the girl who used 2 instead of too AND the ones who said they COULD enjoy baseball. HA! For $4 million/year, I'm sure they COULD!! Losers!!

Posted by: WinTwins at May 6, 2007 08:45 PM

the mouth.. you are ridiculous.
so is this whole win a date w/ mauer thing.

Posted by: Renae at May 6, 2007 10:27 PM

Uh. . . wow. I wonder what kind of fame-and-fortune hunting weirdo poor Joe will end up having to go on that date with. The guys in the clubhouse will never let him live this one down, surely.

Posted by: Spacey Stacey at May 7, 2007 07:02 AM