The BatBaby Report

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BabyDash isn't so sure what to make of the recent signings. He doesn't know anything about Ramon Ortiz, except that he was good in, like, 1999, which according to Dash is practically World War II. At the same time, being an optimist generally, he is all in favor of giving people a chance. And he trusts Terry Ryan, because he and TR have similar hairlines.

Dash is doing wonderfully--growing by leaps and bounds and accumulating baby fat where he should. Word is he should be out of the hospital in a couple of weeks, well in time to watch his first spring training game.

Posted by Batgirl at January 21, 2007 09:15 PM
Comments

Weary of the camera is he?... he'll get over it once he becomes famous Twins player. :-D

Cute cute cute!

Posted by: Shelley at January 21, 2007 10:04 PM

I agree with Dash.. who is easily the cutest little baby I've seen recently. :)

Posted by: Lynnie at January 21, 2007 11:11 PM

Talk about a heartbreaker!

Posted by: Bring Back Reboulet at January 21, 2007 11:15 PM

I'm deeply concerned about that frown on Dash's face, however. You haven't been reading him Ramon Ortiz's pitching lines, have you? The kid's too young to be made to suffer so much.

And make sure his neck muscles get good and strong. Judging by those pitching lines, many of us are going to have quick head-jerks towards the bleachers when Diogenes pitches.

(Happy to hear Dash is getting the requisite padding, tho. I think the last time my bony oldest child had a real butt was at about six weeks.)

Posted by: tgd at January 22, 2007 07:45 AM

Oh, he's adorable--and I'm glad to hear he's doing so well!

Posted by: JustBeth at January 22, 2007 08:30 AM

I'll echo JustBeth's sentiments whoeheartedly.

Posted by: FH at January 22, 2007 08:49 AM

Erm... I mean "wholeheartedly."

:blush:

Posted by: FH at January 22, 2007 08:49 AM

man, is he ever cute... I still think this was Batgirl's way of finding SOMETHING that would improve the boredom Off-season.. *wink*

Posted by: CapitalBabs at January 22, 2007 09:33 AM

I think Dash will solve that whole "boring off-season" syndrome for many off-seasons to come.

He's looking great, BG, and add my name to the list who are so glad to hear he's doing so well.

By the way... I kinda like that hairline. Kind of reminds me of what I see in the mirror every morning. I do think eventually he's going to need a different stocking cap... maybe something in black and gold with a tigerhawk logo. I'll see what I can find :)

JCrik

Posted by: JimCrikket at January 22, 2007 10:30 AM

Nah, I think something in cardinal and gold with a tornado would look better, JC. It would compliment his coloring a bit more, like. ;)

Maybe even maroon and gold with a buck-toothed rodent, if need be.

Posted by: FH at January 22, 2007 11:03 AM

I'm so happy to see and hear that Dash is doing well! He's such a cutie. Congrats!

Posted by: AnnaM at January 22, 2007 11:08 AM

BabyDash has got to be the cutest baby ever. And the smartest, what, with knowing about Ramon Ortiz and 1999 already.

Posted by: Stacy at January 22, 2007 08:01 PM

He should be crawling by the time Tony and Cal move to Cooperstown.

p.e.m.

Posted by: public enemy mike at January 23, 2007 12:58 AM

"Weary of the camera is he?"

I think he's just practicing the Seducing Eyes. Beeg, if Dash ever needs any pointers, let me know, I once seduced the tribal qu-, oh, nevermind.

Glad to hear you and Dash are doing well.

Posted by: Will at January 23, 2007 01:16 AM

BG: Please accept my extremely belated--yet heartfelt--congratulations on the arrival of Dash to this world. The young lad is awfully cute! He'll find many comrades here for his years of indoctrination into that fantastic realm we all know as baseball.

Posted by: Jetchick at January 23, 2007 08:42 AM

He just keeps getting cuter. Looks like LNP's got some competition!

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