Lots of contenders tonight, from Carlos "Sink it Like" Silva* to Li'l-Rod, to Bartman for the leather, the bat, and one kick ass bunt, to the Chairman for his two RBIs, but Batgirl does so love the idea of a solid number four filling in between our hearty, buttery, steaming slices of JM-ness, and she also likes it that Cuddy is apparently still pissed about the walk yesterday, plus she forgot to mention his awesome throw yesterday, and that BOOM! tonight crushed the Tribe's little spirits--and that makes you, DJ Cuddles, for the second day in a row--the Boyfriend of the Day.

Picture courtesy of Will.
Goober/Doctor 21; Readers/The Field 20; Batbaby/Torii 9; Sooz/(Cuddy) 9; Batgirl/Chairman 7; Jeb/Lewwww 4.
*Phrase courtesy of the Juan "Smiling Assassin" Rincon Fan Club.
Posted by Batgirl at August 16, 2006 10:20 PMI think it's great you photoshopped their faces onto JEB and Goober's bodies.
Posted by: Donnalove at August 16, 2006 10:29 PMMMM. I want to be in a JM sandwich.
That picture could almost be real! Great job.
and Lew's back! maybe he will prove himself worth of some BOD honors.
Posted by: Michelle at August 16, 2006 10:32 PMExcellent call. Excellent game. My dad and I yelled really loudly when Cuddy hit that homer. Because really, a 4-2 lead is nice, but a 7-2 lead is just so much nicer.
Posted by: anna at August 16, 2006 10:35 PMNice slight of hand by Cuddy--making that ball disappear. Now how about a couple more of them magic tricks tomorrow, guys. Let's help get Garza off the mat. (groan.)
So sad that I missed the game tonight! Even worse is that no one recorded it for me! Grrrr! Good thing I have batgirl to keep me updated.
Woot! Yay for Cuddy! Two BODs in a row!
Posted by: Spacey Stacey at August 16, 2006 10:38 PMCongratulations Mike "Boom!" Cuddyer.
I love it when John G.'s voice cracks, as it did today when cuddy went boom! ;-) And some good hardy applause for Bartlett, and the jackal.
Whew, what a great game. And a really hard call for BOD. In my heart of hearts I'd give it to Bartlett tonight. But boy, Cuddy! Way to go! There was much jumping, yelling, and high-fiving in my household during the 8th inning tonight!
Thank you, Royals as well. I love how you guys always find a way to give us a hand every now and then. Sweep those Bitch Sox!
Posted by: Newton at August 16, 2006 10:41 PMCongrats to Cuddy! That was a great game, but if you wanted some more entertainment watch baseball tonight. Not only are the twins going to be featured on the top webgems per team, but there was a GREAT brawl between texas and the angels! there were fists flailing about like little girls, it was just wonderful.
Posted by: gina at August 16, 2006 10:41 PME-6 Groan is wright :-)
Posted by: Twin-X at August 16, 2006 10:43 PMLet us hope Garza finds his stuff. Bat-girl if I may do a little bit of stats. So far he is 0-1 with a *gasp* 23.62 *cough* ERA. no ware to go but up (I hope).
Posted by: Twin-X at August 16, 2006 10:50 PMBefore everyone gets too down on Garza, let's remember that his last time out was his 1st time out in the big leagues. I would guess he was having a slight adrenaline rush, causing him to over-throw. Over-throwing will make any breaking pitch ineffective, and if I remember correctly, he couldn't throw a curve or slider to save his life in that game. He was therefore limitted to only having a fastball and change-up. Any pitcher with only his fastball and change-up working is going to get rocked. I'm predicting that tomorrow he'll be a little more calm, will be able to use all of his pitches, and will give a solid performance. (Please prove me right Matt)
Posted by: KittyDoggy at August 16, 2006 11:04 PMTwin-X--I couldn't spell "Schneid".
Posted by: E-6 at August 16, 2006 11:13 PMI may be biased, as evidence by my user name, but I think Bartlett deserves BOD. The bunt and then the safe slide into second, and tagging up to bring it in on the Chairman's sac fly...all good!
Posted by: Barty is my love pie at August 16, 2006 11:21 PMMy tv broke, so I've been reduced to listening to the game on the radio. But the team has played so well the last three games, I'm afraid to get it fixed and start watching again!
Anyone know how many more AB's our wonderous SS needs to qualify for the batting title race?
Posted by: Josh at August 16, 2006 11:29 PM"In order to qualify for the batting title a player must average at least 3.1 plate appearances for every game his team has played..." ... At 70-49, he would need 369 ABs. He would need 502 by years end to qualify. At 187 he's not going to make it...but look out next year!
Posted by: killerredsquirrel at August 16, 2006 11:38 PMAfter Mauer's sac-fly I hurried off to the break room to hear Cuddy's at bat bc I had a feeling he was going to send it over the wall. I love it when my intuitions are right.
We stranded 10 guys in 7 innings. Yikes. At least we were hitting some stuff though... no ass battery. Well, at the wrong moments anyway.
The little sister (the Royals) beat the crap out of her big brother (the Bitchsox) and made me very happy. Good night in baseball.
Posted by: Shelley at August 16, 2006 11:56 PMWhen Michael stepped to the plate I said to Wonder Mom - This is when Michael will probably get a homerun - then BOOM-over the wall!
I was able to control myself and not burst into tears =)
Thanks Michael!!!
Much Love
Wonder Woman
Cuddy Bear in an Ecko shirt...brilliant.
Posted by: ForMorneau at August 17, 2006 12:25 AMYay! I [heart] it when my boyfriend says, "Hmm, JustBeth is home from church now, and sitting on her couch listening to the game. Time to hit a home run!" And then he does.
Posted by: JustBeth at August 17, 2006 07:41 AM"hearty, buttery, steaming slices of JM-ness..."
Oh, how I love that...
And congrats to Cuddy McDimples. That was one heckuva magic trick.
Posted by: TwinsGoddess at August 17, 2006 07:45 AMCuddles! That was beautiful! You are definitely BOD. Big nod to Bart, though - that was a hot performance, buddy.
Yeah, KittyDoggy, Garza himself said that he "couldn't stop shaking" after the first inning - he was definitely running on too much adrenaline. Hopefully he'll be able to bring it down a bit today and do what we all know he can do, which is sit them thar' bitches down.
Posted by: FH at August 17, 2006 08:19 AMCuddy is clealy the "Indians Killer". BG nailed all of his expolits, but now it's only a matter of time until (maybe tonight) that they walk him to pitch to... Morneau!!! I love it!!!
Posted by: rotrhed at August 17, 2006 09:08 AMI was having fun cheering in the eighth inning. I couldn't help but shout when DJ Cuddles totally redeemed himself by hitting that amazing three-run homer. I was (luckily) the only one in the room when Barty made that AWESOME stop-and-throw to first base. I was saying, "I love you, Barty" and I was glad my parents weren't there because I get enough weird looks just by calling the players by their nicknames and I didn't need any more weird looks for telling Barty how amazingly cool I think he is and how much I love him. I was very happy when Marney Gellner interviewed him after the game. Dang, I wish I had that woman's job...*sigh* His sweet voice makes me melt. I hung on to his every word. KEEP IT UP, TWINS!
Posted by: TwinsPrincess at August 17, 2006 09:50 AMFinally, a picture!!
Posted by: LaurieNY at August 17, 2006 07:17 PMwell i always think that cuddles should be BOD because hes amazing. i love him. he fashorly deserves to be BOD again.
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