Through top secret channels (okay, Wonder Woman sent them) Batgirl has gotten a hold of the JOE MAUER FASHION SPREAD from Travel and Leisure. The results may shock you.

I'm bananas for fashion!

Oh, Garfield, you crazy puss!

Man, Torii's going to kick the crap out of me for this.

This is better than my Cretin yearbook shot!

Oh, Batgirl slays me!

This sweater is tighter than Torii's butt.

Hello, ladies. I am Johan Santana's battery mate.
Wow.
Posted by: Candace at February 24, 2006 09:39 AMIf only Joe could get a new haircut to go with his awesome new wardrobe.
Posted by: Roscoe at February 24, 2006 09:46 AMLet the teasing from his teammates begin...super cute pics though!!
Posted by: ForMorneau at February 24, 2006 09:47 AMB-a-n-a-n-a-s!
Posted by: BAT bandwagoner at February 24, 2006 09:52 AMAhem. That is... Wow.
Posted by: secret fan at February 24, 2006 09:55 AMI'm male. And straight. And married. And even I...
dammit, now I see what you girls are talking about.
Posted by: Neil at February 24, 2006 10:07 AMWell I guess we can forget about talking about baseball now.
Posted by: caluofmn at February 24, 2006 10:09 AM*passes out*
Like I can go to class NOW and concentrate?
Posted by: Stacy at February 24, 2006 10:17 AMSo glad he's not doing one of those "pointing and laughing" poses the Sears catalogue was famous for...
Posted by: heraldguy at February 24, 2006 10:22 AMI just had five bug-eyed middle-aged co-workers panting over my shoulder.
Posted by: She-Ra, P.O.P. at February 24, 2006 10:44 AM***fans self***
One little thing (if I may pull a Dick Button and complain about something so minor)... flip-flops with dress slacks?!? Maybe I'm just not hip.
k-bro
Posted by: k-bro at February 24, 2006 11:01 AMi've never been a mauer fan before, but, um, wow.
Posted by: aurora at February 24, 2006 11:01 AM"flip-flops with dress slacks?!? Maybe I'm just not hip."
hey, on campus up here in the far NW, those crazy kids were wearing flip-flops in the snow.
Dearest k-bro -
The pants aren't really black -they are grey with a window pane pattern at least that's what the caption in the add stated =p. Ben Broussard is the guy in the pictures with Joe.
I don't mind the flip flops with the outfit - it's fun - it's casual - and they are in Puerto Rico - heck it's warm =)
And Joe got some new glasses =)
Much love
WW
is it just me or does he look like nick lachey in the bananas shot?
Posted by: Say Rah! at February 24, 2006 11:21 AMThat's it my moniker is officially changing to Mrs. Mauer.
Posted by: MrsMorneau at February 24, 2006 11:51 AMHmm. I seem to have a bit of drool in my keyboard now. The Chairman cleans up quite nicely.
Posted by: Rach at February 24, 2006 12:39 PMOh my God his teammates are going to give him no end of crap about those pictures!!! You can almost hear the jokes coming from Torii and Gardenhire.
Posted by: BadAndy48 at February 24, 2006 12:41 PMIf I didn't already love someone, I'd want to lick his n*pples!
Posted by: Toni at February 24, 2006 01:22 PMHe'll bring the media to Minnesota and away from Jeter. FinallY!
Posted by: Toni at February 24, 2006 01:23 PMI am without words . . . it's hilarious and disturbing at the same time . . .
Posted by: Hannah (the second) at February 24, 2006 03:14 PMOhhhhh goodness...
WonderWoman (or anyone else who knows), is this from the March issue of T+L? Is it on sale now? What's on the cover?
Must...have...
Posted by: Anna at February 24, 2006 03:24 PMAnna -
yes that is the March 2006 issue - it should be out - I 'borrowed' the add from the one that was in our break area - don't worry - no articles were harmed in the course of 'borrowing'the add =)
Much Love
WW
Oops -that should be ad not add =)
Posted by: Wonder Woman at February 24, 2006 03:31 PMThis is my first post here at BG, and it seems I'm the minority here. Joe really does nothing for me. He looks like a geek IMO.
Posted by: Witchy Woman at February 24, 2006 03:54 PMThose pictures have got to be Photoshoped in some way because I doubt he's ever been that tan!
Thanks for the pics WW!
Posted by: Sarah at February 24, 2006 04:18 PMMan he is going to get alot of crap form his teamates
Posted by: Paul at February 24, 2006 04:30 PMWitchy Woman,
I have always maintained that Mauer does nothing for me. However, I cannot deny that he cleaned up pretty nicel in those shots.
aurora
Posted by: aurora at February 24, 2006 04:33 PMWell, hellooooooo Chairman ...
Posted by: Christy at February 24, 2006 05:04 PMWOW! I'm so going to B & N tomorrow! You know when Joe first came up I didn't like him much (due to hype), but then they started the whole M & M (Mauer & Morneau) and now I'm in love. Everyone's open to their opinons of and Joe and the other guys. 46 MORE DAYS TO HOME OPENER!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mel at February 24, 2006 05:14 PMDang son.
Posted by: wick at February 24, 2006 06:12 PM"Witchy Woman,
I have always maintained that Mauer does nothing for me. However, I cannot deny that he cleaned up pretty nicel in those shots.
aurora"
MTRR that I second that.
Posted by: FordHoiberg at February 24, 2006 07:47 PM*Jaw Drops*
Posted by: Annun at February 24, 2006 08:31 PMDude... Bro's got some hairy legs. Like a tarantula.
Posted by: Ryan at February 24, 2006 09:54 PMWhat's that? It sound like a whole locker room of baseball players pointing and laughing!
Posted by: Twinsboy at February 24, 2006 10:29 PMTo Witchy Woman: What's wrong with geek? Huh? (Wow...those are some damn nice glasses in the hammock shot...drool...)
Hey Ryan: *snort*
Has Broussard always been that cute? I'm a sucker for the dark tousled curls... *shakes head* *snaps out of it* Oh...sorry. Twins are cute!!
Posted by: twink at February 25, 2006 03:29 AMI... don't know what to say. Huh.
However, although his haircut looks a little better here than it has in recent past, he still needs to see a stylist that will help his head look less funkily-shaped.
Posted by: CarrieICL at February 25, 2006 08:18 AMI think he has a far brighter future modeling than he does doing commercials for radio.
But, when I see him at games, I can't help but wonder how hot he'd be if all he wore were his pads and chest protector, nothing else.
Posted by: Annie Savoy at February 25, 2006 08:52 AMWhat is happening to me? I look at these pictures and my first thought is, "Joe! What are you doing!? These cheesy pictures are not befitting a baseball player. Take yourself and the game seriously!
Surely there's something wrong with me. 'Cos he's a cutie-pie.
Posted by: Angela at February 25, 2006 08:55 AMOh I think Joe looks cute in the ads - not a bad choice for one of his first real endorsements
I love the captions Batgirl - especially the last one =)
Much Love
Wonder Woman
ps- sorry it took forever to send them
Posted by: Wonder Woman at February 25, 2006 09:14 AMoh wow. that was....hm...wow.
Posted by: Maren at February 25, 2006 01:24 PM
I hate to say this, but I'm now wanting him to shave his head so we can see if it is REALLY as oblong as it looks in some of those pictures. That one with the "miles to" signs especially.
I think Joe's a cutie and all, but i have to admit i don't much like these clothes. I think the super-tight sweater is about all i'd want to wear out of this stuff. Nevertheless, it's pretty sweet that he's adding "superstar model" to his resume of hotness. that's our boy.
Posted by: AT at February 25, 2006 08:39 PMWhat a hottie. He's amazing. I was kind of on the fence on how hot he was, but now I'm convinced. He's awesome.
This is my first post here, and I read here once in a while. I'm a Cubs fan, but I still enjoy the blog! It's just that Johan is my one of my favorite pitchers in baseball(Carlos Zambrano is my top favorite)so I have to read about him sometimes and this is a great place to do so.
I'm gonna redecorate my locker at school. I'm going to put up pictures of just hot baseball players. Since it seems like people here have some good taste, any suggestions on a must have picture(besides one of these)? Or I could use some names. I know I'm putting Johan, Mauer, Rich Harden, and Huston Street for sure, but is there any one else that needs to go up in my locker?
Posted by: Sparkles at February 25, 2006 09:10 PMHow do you, Bat girl and wonder woman, get so many pics from everywhere? Like the spring training pics?Just wondered.
Posted by: Silcia at February 25, 2006 11:55 PMsooooo hot...want to touch the hiney!!
Posted by: Mic at February 27, 2006 03:36 PMThe first time I ever saw Joe out of uniform he was wearing a clashing ensemble of navy blue and black, complete with tapered jeans. I found it endearing because I know if he gave into his inner-hotness, he could so be partying with Paris and dating European supermodels.
And really, who needs another Jeter or Tom Brady? I'd take the mis-matched, home-hair-cutted St. Paul boy over them anyday.
Posted by: X10 at February 28, 2006 08:36 AMI'm with Witchy Woman. He just doesn't do it for me. This was definitely good for a laugh, though. :D Now, if you could get Morneau to do that.... :waggles eyebrows:
Posted by: wc at March 1, 2006 11:22 AM*jaw drops*
Posted by: Renae at March 2, 2006 03:46 PM