HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - I just spit nachos all over my keyboard -

Much love
WonderWoman -

Oh my. Any chance we could make Lusitania a setup "man"? I think he would scare some batters to death looking like that...

Zounds, what a homely pair.

Lusitania? Didn't that get sunk at some point of historical significance?

Anywho, Toni looks no funnier than Tony does while at the plate.

Oy Vey!

No words, man, no words.

That might have been the toughest decision I've ever had to make. Seriously.

Lusitania Castillo?

This might be the first one that has really, really upset me. *curls into fetal position*

Batgirl my dear, you need so much help.

Toni! Toni! Toni!

Welcome to the Twins, but I still want to see Mike Piazza's smiling face in a Twins uniform . . . and a little black dress, maybe?

I don't know if I can finish my breakfast now. Thanks.

Batgirl, you rock. Thanks for making us giggle, no matter how dire the times.

Lusitania? Cmon, who names their kid Lusitania? I heard (s)he is susceptible to the sinkerball. *groan* Especially if it comes from a submariner. *throws up in mouth*

Seriously, though, Lusitania is UHHH-GLY! Not exactly my idea of a dreamboat!

(will this never end?!)

Alright, I'm going to put a stop to this pleasure cruise. No point in further attacking a defenseless innocent. I'm history.

Wow - it's too early in the morning for this. At least Bret Boone was a hot chick!

So, BG, are you trying to send some Twins fans to WSI as payback? Click my name for a peace offering!

Why Batgirl ? Why must you do this to us ?

Can't we have Cakeday Day: The Off Season Holiday Special instead ?

Dude. I love Twins Hottest Chick. It has never, ever disturbed me, I only laugh and laugh and laugh. Lusitania, though? I'm afraid her giant angry head might eat her entire body and then come after me! Ack!

I am convinced, now, that this off-season has been an utter failure thus far.

We haven't gotten a big bat. We haven't kept Jacque. We haven't gotten away with any sneakalicious trades.

All of which could have been overlooked if our new team additions were really, really smokin'. But they most certainly are not.

I weep for 2006.

Dougie just signed with the Royals for 1 year. he's got a higher OPS than Batista. why didnt we just sign Dougie for a year to play 3rd? some people might actually have been excited about that, but instead the whole upper Midwest is now wondering if we will finish in front of or behind the Tigers. oy.

With toothpick legs like those Toni's not going to have any power at the plate especially with that "open" stance.

Those have to be two of the scariest pictures I have ever seen. I'm afraid to leave the house now.

Jesu Cristo, my eyes, my eyes!

This is some sort of cosmic punishment for watching Hottest Model while I was home sick, isn't it? And there's no way Toni can run with those scrawny legs.

RD heard that TR briefed his new signees on the hottest chick treatment and they were still willing to sign. And when the subject was broached to Mike Piazza, he asked for a four-photo display! God Bless Photoshop!

Hold me, I'm really, really scared....

Okay. (shudder.) I guess the new guys have been officially welcomed.

Oh, that's horrible. Really. Horrible.

The nice thing about following batgirl through my LiveJournal aggregator is that I'm warned about Hottest Chick entries and can brace myself. Or skip them entirely.

Ow.
You. Must. Stop. Doing. This.
Ow. Again.

Toni looks sassy...hot sizzle.

Lusitania scares the bejeebers out of me.

Lusitania's face/hair/head are stratophericly ugly but, ah, her sexy waist and those killer spikes are sweet. what am I saying? probably due to being on a diet (before the holidays start). I'm also jealous of her sleekness and ability to wear those shoes!

cheers, kal

Please make it stop. Please

OK, so, I like lots of things on this site, even as a Sox fan. But these pictures are just... wrong. WRONG I TELL YOU!

Also, if you want people to go to a Sox blog, I really think that Soxtalk (www.soxtalk.com) is laid out better, and on the whole has more thoughtful posters. Just my experience (being a poster on both boards).

I have to say that these two are by far the two ugliest "hottest chicks" ever!!
hahahahahaha

Why isn't there a choice to vote for "ewwww"?

Chicks must be ultra-hot in Minnesota for you guys to freak the hell out the way you do over Hottest Chick contestants. Dig, if you will, the picture: She's not blind drunk right now but she not only wants but physically *needs* to be (lest she have a seizure), which is why she's offering to fellate you for five bucks outside 7-11. She's in her wheelchair (one leg's been amputated below the knee yet she still almost has a positive teeth-to-extremity ratio). The bodily fluids (mostly hers) in which she's coated, can potentially make you wish to surrender at least one or two of your five senses that they never be assaulted so brutally again. Despite all this, she's on a first-name basis with much of the ER staff where I was working when I lived in Fla. For those who caught the earlier reference, this is not what it sounds like when doves cry, but what made them cry in the first place.

btw, dearest BG, here's one for the suggestion box: I saw that the About section has a Legovision archive... how about a Hottest Chick archive as well?

love,
LGM

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