Dear Li'l Sweetcheeks,
When you hit that double in the eleventh to give the Twins a 4-1 lead, all the Bitch Sox fans swarmed out of U.S. Bitchular Park. That was fun. That, and your solo shot to tie it up gives you, Jacque Jones, the Boyfriend of the Day.
Love,
Batgirl
I feel so sad for Johan.
NOBODY deserves to be let down by his team as much as he has been, lately.
Posted by: Eric at September 22, 2005 10:50 PMProps to JJ. Who almost won the game a few innings earlier.
(And to Lew. And to El Presidente Getsnorunsupport.)
Posted by: neutrino boi at September 22, 2005 10:51 PMI'm glad to see BG is able to post again. And way to go, JJ! Maybe he's filling in for Torii as Bitch Sox killer.
Posted by: Nick at September 22, 2005 10:54 PMReaders/Field 24, Sooz/Stewie 14, Jeb/Lewwww 13, Batgirl/ Joe 11, Goober/Dr. Morneau 9.
btw, come on, fordwalker, I know you can do it! I'm sure Mr. Stewart is awesome and all but I've got to root for my fellow geek.
Posted by: let's go mets at September 22, 2005 11:15 PMNot surprisingly, the Chicago announcers have decided that they are disgusted at their Boys' efforts against Johan. Apparently he's not really that good you see...their Boys are just so weak-minded, Johan has gotten into their heads. They illustrated with examples of Sox batters contorting themselves to foul off fastballs, only to strike out on the next breaking pitch in an opposite location. Uhm, yeah genius, superior pitch selection and control will do that.
pffffffffffffffffft.
Posted by: BAT bandwagoner at September 22, 2005 11:18 PMBitch Sox announcers are easily the worst in baseball. And that includes Johnny Fryman, the slow guy who called my little league games.
Anyway, I've never cheered as hard for you guys as I did tonight. What an exciting game. Keep it up!
Posted by: tim in tampa at September 23, 2005 12:02 AMDear Twins,
Thank you, and keep up the good work.
Love,
The Cleveland Indians.
There was no better feeling that Bitch Sox fans giving up!
mwahahahaha
Posted by: Mic at September 23, 2005 08:00 AMDid anyone else notice that even though we were already winning, Jacque Jones seemed to realize that the Twins had not fulfilled Batgirl's Ultimate Plan for Winning, and brought home the next two wins? Good job, Li'l Sweetcheeks!
Posted by: Just Beth at September 23, 2005 08:11 AM
Love ya, JJ!
It's amazing how many of JJ's home runs actually mean something, eh DOCTOR!?!?
Posted by: Ovie at September 23, 2005 12:26 PMMic:
There is definitely a better feeling than BitchSox fans giving up. Though it was nice to see them stream out of new Comiskey (I refuse to call it anything else!)
Its the HAWK giving up!! The Bitch Sox announcers actually gave up when JJo hit the double. They said we control our own destiny and lately our destiny is losing!!
Posted by: DC Twins Fan at September 23, 2005 02:34 PMmmm, Jacque...
And yeah, hearing Ken "He gawn!!" Harrelson on the verge of suicide and seeing their fans looking like they wanted to join him was better than... schnoobers. I felt like smoking my first-ever cigarette and spooning my TV.
Posted by: LaurieNY at September 23, 2005 04:27 PMThat headslide by Jacque was awesome.
Great choice, BG.
Posted by: Leslie Monteiro at September 23, 2005 06:22 PM