oh god, another off day!

AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!

My eyes! The burning!!!! Make it stop!!!!

I haven't actually looked, but for the record, I blame bubblemint 100% for this. 100%.

Dear Ms. Aurora,

No, no, the damage was already done. For some reason, BG finds this round less hideous than the others. Perhaps the September call-ups really do make hot chicks?

Musingly,
BG

LOL - I about peed in my pants - too funny!!

Actually Terry Tiffe looks a little like Justine Harden-Heninne (sp) the tennis player and well The good doctor is either a)a pretty girl or b)Kim Clijsters(sp) is a very masculine female - they look almost separted at birth - Really -
No throwing things please -

Michelle needs to thin the brows - he looks so sad

Much Love
Wonder Woman

Why? Why did I click 'Continue Reading'???? WHY!!?!?!?!

Anyway, not to influence anyone but it's Terri Tiffee. The name sounds so... natural.

I think Scott Baker is a cute kid. As a chick, not so much.

Uh, thanks, Bat-girl, for the never-ending surprises that come from your site.

It is like a train wreck - can't stop looking -

I'm liking Francesca Liriano's Billie Holiday look

Digging Christine's earrings too
Traviss is sporting some serious diva-ness
Scotia - reminds me of someone that could have been a 'Breck' girl - or am I the only one that remembers that????

Much Love
Wonder Woman

worst. one. yet.

eek.

there are no winners today, only losers. and we, the bat-community are the biggest losers of all (oops, did I mix my reality TV?)

Dear aurora,

Batgirl has stated that I am not to blame but I must admit, I do feel partly responsible for even mentioning it.

Please forgive me...

bubblemint

Dear Batgirl,

Less hideous?

You must be joking.
Please, tell me you're joking.

Please??

bubblemint

P.S. If I must choose then it would be Miss Terri Tiffee, but she really needs those eyebrows waxed.

oy gavalt! UGLY ugly "women." Stop the madness that is the chicks.

Sincerely,

kal

Batgirl, this is the scariest round of Hottest Chick yet. *shudders*

Ok, I'll admit... I'm pretty jaded about the horrific appearances, but I was taken aback by the names this time. Traviss? Brentita (Who looks vaguely Amish)? Scotia?

Abernathy, definitely. Tiffee comes in sex.. err second (forgive me, Dr. Freud, that was an honest-to-gwynn typo, chacaron)... ok, let's start over.

Abernathy, definitely. Tiffee comes in second for the soulful look but s/he doesn't make for much of a girl. It's all downhill from there. But yeah, Abernathy's got enough feminine features so as to be convincing and the hairstyle's kinda flattering.

btw- you guys KNOW what's coming when you click the link, yet there's always someone complaining about their burning eyes. I learned after the first one- when I see one of these coming, I angle a mirror at the monitor so I don't have to look directly at them. Did you people learn NOTHING from Chamber of Secrets?

I had to vote for Francesca.

I saw it. I knew what was coming. I clicked continue reading anyways. It's completely my fault for looking. But thats just SO wrong! WHY?! Why did I have to look?

I think this round is less disturbing because their faces don't seem to blend quite as well into the Hot Chicks' bodies. I guess there's not as many photos of these guys available as source material...

I just have no patience for anyone complaining about the horror. BG set it up so you didn't have to look this time. *all chorus* Thank you, Batgirl! BUT YOU DID.

Ryan got to it before me. I was gonna describe Brentita as a farm girl, but Amish is even better! I swear, I used to work with Jasonella.

Traviss was almost convincing! I voted for hir.

Is it just me or is there that certain sparkle in Scotia eyes? I think there is a glow around her(?) also.

Another argument for government regulation of Photoshop.

FCC: Where are you when we need you?!?

Heh, heh, heh.

Jasonella looks a LOT like Jennifer Grey. Before the nose job. But I voted for Traviss because she's SULTRY. Even if her bosoms appear to be emerging from her navel.

hahah, I have to admit this was the most difficult round to make a decsion. Such beautiful chicks...*pukes to the side*

My vote is for Louisa..WHAT A HOTTIE!:~)

*vomits*

Actually, this one _didn't_ seem quite as hideous as previous ones.
Maybe the general lack of facial hair?

Perhaps the consensus opinion that this is the worst yet is actually a good thing. If the newcomers can't pose very well as hot chicks, perhaps they're more likely to pose well as professional baseball hitters. At least, I wish it so.

-Glove Boy

*sigh* It's like a car accident. You know it isn't pretty, but you just can't look away. Damn my curiousity!

Ahh why do I look? Why?

Kat, I think you're on to something. Unfortunately, I think it just makes the whole mess even creepier.

*grimace*

It's bad enough that I look, but why do I vote? Does me vote legitimatize this debacle? Do I really critique the contestants on their redeeming qualities? Are there any redeeming qualities? What does my choice say about me? I don't want to know the answer to the last one. I fear the offseason.

From Baseball Prospectus' injury column, this made me smile/wince, and I thought the BG community might enjoy it.

"Seriously, Kyle Lohse? Lohse apparently went after Ron Gardenhire's office door with a bat. During the hissy fit, Lohse apparently injured a finger, though X-rays later showed no fracture. The door, on the other hand, was damaged but escaped serious harm when most of Lohse's blows were high and outside."

Abernathy, without question.

Not that they ALL aren't extremely creepy-freaky. (Heinz especially looks like she got her face run over by a steamroller.)

I love the fact that Louise Rodriguez is wearing a "Italy Ciao Bella" T-shirt.

Francesca, you are lookin fi-i-ine, girl! Especially because your male alter ego inspires hope for the next generation of Twins, and of course because of your sassy gaze.

I agree with MRG--Traviss definitely looks sultry and sexy--had to vote for her...

I also agree with comment about car accident--too scary to look at but have to look anyway.

They all look kind of deformed in this round. Before some of them looked okay, I mean, Morneau looked as womanly as me.

ugh this is the nastiest group of candidates yet!

Ugh ....

not unlike the feeling I get watching our at bats since the All Star break ...

Imagine Jasonella with an aura behind hir and hands over the heart. Kind of looks like "Our Lady of Perpetual Stike-Outs".
Perhaps El Presidente leaves an offrenda to her.

Twern't easy, but Francesca does have a couple of good pitches, so she got my vote. Now I wanna see 'em in action.

I have to say this seemed harder. Must be all that AAA talent.

I think that Brentita Abernathy seriously looks like a mom that you would see at her child's baseball game. I don't know, there's just something really weird about. :p