Readers, what on earth is going on with Bobby Kielty?
Posted by Batgirl at September 2, 2005 11:46 AMBobby finally realized how scary his hair looks!
Posted by: Hannah! at September 2, 2005 11:50 AMLadies and Gentlemen
The Anti-Ronald McDonald
WW
Bobby's head starts to explode after witnessing "Minnesota Twins Hottest Chick Contest" on Batgirl.com
Posted by: mike at September 2, 2005 12:08 PMTHIRTEEN HITS AND NO RUNS???!!!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!
Posted by: Salt-Man Z at September 2, 2005 12:20 PMI am Wolverine!
Posted by: soccerfan at September 2, 2005 12:43 PMHe is obviously receiving an incoming and urgent message from The Big Giant Head!
Posted by: kojak at September 2, 2005 01:26 PMThis is his reaction following the dramatic conclusion of the Red/White/Blue Dot Race on the DianmondVision screen.
"YAH!!!! I PICKED BLUE!!!!"
Posted by: kojak at September 2, 2005 01:29 PMHis response after being told by the clubhouse manager that they have run out of Garnier Fructis
"NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Posted by: kojak at September 2, 2005 01:31 PMhes sick of barry zito taking pictures of him
Posted by: Mrs Mauer at September 2, 2005 01:45 PM
Hey.....who put Crazy Glue in my hair gel.
"For the last frickin time...its TWO all beef patties, special sauce...."
Posted by: twinsfanCA at September 2, 2005 02:28 PMTHAT"S IT!!!! If ANYONE compares my hair to "Syndrome" from the Incredibles again, I'M GONNA LOSE IT!
Posted by: Trenton at September 2, 2005 02:30 PMYOU MANIACS. YOU BLEW IT UP. DAMN YOU. GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL.
Posted by: heraldguy at September 2, 2005 02:35 PMstop looking at me!!!
Posted by: kafumbly at September 2, 2005 02:55 PMHe is preparing to tear away his face, revealing none other than BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT!!!
Posted by: kojak at September 2, 2005 03:29 PM"Hamburglar!!!!!!"
Posted by: Will at September 2, 2005 03:35 PM"Charlie! bring the fire! burn everything!"
(eeek, visions of Firestarter are so scary! I'm going to go cry now.)
Posted by: kafumbly at September 2, 2005 03:54 PMBobby says- "Like, OMIGOD LNP! Your butt looks UNBELIEVABLE in those pants!"
Posted by: Neil at September 2, 2005 05:26 PMJason Kendall: Is it true you can't handle a paradox?
Bobby Kielty: No, I can just handle one.
Jason Kendall: Um...okay. If a tree falls in the middle of the woods, and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Bobby Kielty: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Posted by: jclund at September 2, 2005 05:28 PMIsn't that a still from Shawn of the Dead?
Posted by: Donnalove at September 2, 2005 06:45 PMI wish my sideburns were as awesome as Chairman Mauer's!!!
Posted by: Hannah (the second) at September 2, 2005 07:40 PMHe looks like he needs some Nuprin.
Little. Yellow. Different.
Posted by: FordHoiberg at September 2, 2005 08:41 PMCareful what you wish for. Your wish to be Danny Partridge may come true yet.
Posted by: Suzi at September 3, 2005 12:11 AMFor all you Twins fans who still like the Hamburgler and are in No Cal the A's are offering a Bobby Keilty troll doll with matching hair on Sept 25th.
Posted by: caluofmn1991 at September 3, 2005 11:30 AM
Fan Appreciation Day
Bobby Kielty Troll Doll
10,000
Sponsored by Orange Tropicana Twister Soda
Breast Cancer Awareness Day
Sponsored by Kimberly-Clark/Longs
Bobby realizes all to late that the seemingly jovial Lewwwwwwwwwwwww is really a scanner.
Posted by: klampone at September 3, 2005 02:05 PMDude, I so do not believe that's not butter!
Posted by: The Commish at September 3, 2005 08:44 PMSo it is butter???
Posted by: kojak at September 3, 2005 09:52 PMOh no, why didn't anyone tell me it was a full moon toni....ARWOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted by: IcePhoenix at September 4, 2005 01:37 PM