Caption Contest

MattyJoJo.jpg


(Thanks to ndtf and Dr. Jane.)

Posted by Batgirl at August 18, 2005 01:59 PM
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Matty: *bows head* "Godpitcher." *kisses Johan's ring*

Posted by: CarrieICL at August 18, 2005 02:01 PM

Matty: "You had me at hello"

Posted by: HooliganKat at August 18, 2005 02:09 PM

Johan: "Are those crawdads stuck between your teeth?"

Posted by: DiggityDino at August 18, 2005 02:13 PM

Johan: Wait, you have some frosting on your face. Let me get that for you.
Matty: No, I'm saving that for later.

Posted by: ndtf at August 18, 2005 02:14 PM

Not going to post a caption (because the picture speaks for itself), but I thought this might be of interest to some of my fellow Batlings: The Elizabethton Twins (the Twins' Rookie League affiliate) clinched the Western Division Title on Tuesday with a 6-3 win over the Bristol Bitch Sox. The E-Twins currently have a 41-14 record for the season, with 13 regular season games to go. They will (most likely) be playing the Danville Braves on Aug. 31 and Sept. 1-2 for the League Championship.

I'll let you know how the championship games turn out in a couple weeks.

Posted by: annun at August 18, 2005 02:14 PM

JS: "Dinner is on me, Big Boom Boom."

Posted by: The Commish at August 18, 2005 02:29 PM

Matty: I love you man!
JKS: You're still not getting my Bud Light

Posted by: TwinsinBoston at August 18, 2005 02:41 PM

Johan: I say, sir Matthew, if we weren't a small market team that stakes its reputation on teamwork and smallball rather than on the personalities of a few stars, we could be a marketer's dream. I myself appeal to the athletic minority among us, and you, sir, appeal to the everyday joe shmoe couch potato majority watching us everyday.

Lecroy: Indeed, El Presidente!

Posted by: Lost in Iowa (grew up in MN) at August 18, 2005 02:58 PM

You can be my DH any time, but please don't ask again about being my catcher!

Posted by: soccerfan at August 18, 2005 03:16 PM

Johan: "I know it was you LeCroy..."

LeCroy: "And I broke your heart?"

Johan: "Hell no! Those two homers kicked ass!"

Posted by: Torhu at August 18, 2005 03:16 PM

Totally off-topic but I just found out that the good Doctor will be making an appearance at our company's softball tourney tomorrow with TC. God I hope my team leaves their ass-bats and ass-gloves at home!

Tfan

Posted by: tfan at August 18, 2005 03:24 PM

Some of us guys dig the long ball, too, Senor Matthew.

Posted by: Phil Thomas at August 18, 2005 03:28 PM

Matty: You know I should have been BOD
JKS: Shhhh! Don't let the BODSC hear you. She'll cut off your crawdaddys.

Posted by: TwinsinBoston at August 18, 2005 03:56 PM

Johan : Am I really your non-sexually man crush Matty ?

Posted by: mike at August 18, 2005 04:10 PM

Matty: If you can find a better pitcher, buy it!
Johan: Bob Your Head!

Posted by: amr at August 18, 2005 04:13 PM

Look Who's Bitching II:

One run came in on a controversial one-out balk call against Buehrle, who claimed his top-of-the-line pickoff move wasn't altered from the one he has consistently used over the years.

First-base umpire Jerry Layne told Buehrle that he had to come to first base on the pickoff attempt, with runners on first and third, which Buehrle couldn't understand how he didn't.

"That's a big call," Buehrle said. "It goes from 2-0 to 5-0. With a 2-0 game, we had guys on base and we could have bunted them over. It's a whole different ballgame.

"Everybody makes mistakes. Unfortunately, that was a big call against us."

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/gameday_recap.jsp?ymd=20050817&content_id=1174079&vkey=recap&fext=.jsp&c_id=cws

Posted by: nailbiter at August 18, 2005 04:50 PM

Johan: Those homers were great, but I bet I'm still Boyfriend of the Day on Batgirl.

Posted by: Kurtis at August 18, 2005 05:57 PM

LeCroy: "I love you, El Presidente."

Santana: "Shhhhhh. . .we've already said too much."

Posted by: Gonzo at August 18, 2005 09:24 PM

Blasphemy, amr. Blasphemy! *wags finger* Prez does not endorse that culinary abberation.

Posted by: wildchild at August 18, 2005 10:01 PM

Johan: You're right, Matty, Your goatee is softer than mine!

Posted by: Ryan at August 18, 2005 10:03 PM

tfan,
Are you serious??? If so details should be in order tomorrow!!
Happy

Posted by: happycanadian at August 18, 2005 11:04 PM

Johan- *GASPS*- Matty your hand they are so soft!
Matty- *blushing* Oh shucks

Posted by: razzledazzlem at August 19, 2005 01:50 PM

Another:

ML: We sure showed Burhle.
JS: Buhrle? You, my friend, are burly. Times 2!

Posted by: The Commish at August 19, 2005 04:40 PM