That's BG's suggestion, but, Gentle Readers, what do YOU think Lew said to Gardy to make him so mad?
Picture shamelessly stolen from Sundappled Wood. Thanks, Frightwig!
Posted by Batgirl at August 11, 2005 10:46 PMYou know what? YOU got rabbit ears too!
Posted by: Ryan at August 11, 2005 08:58 PM"What did hunter wendelstedt mean way back when he said that you just wanted showtime?"
"You know what Gardy...if we were playing Smartball we'd be winning right now!"
Posted by: Torhu at August 11, 2005 10:16 PMOuch Torhu, that hurt.
Posted by: TwinsFoghorn at August 11, 2005 10:21 PM"But Gardy, I'd have to roll a 20 to get LeCroy over on the bunt. I'm only a third level utility outfielder."
Posted by: neutrino boi at August 11, 2005 10:41 PM"Gardy, have you truly accepted Jesus Christ in your heart?"
Posted by: AT at August 12, 2005 12:18 AMWhatever it is, Gardy, I'm sorry! I mean it!
And no, that's not Lew talking, that's me. It's the gut reaction to Gardy looking into the camera in that shot. No, looking *through* the camera and meeting me eye to eye, causing me to react like Belloq in "Raiders", right before his head exploded. I mean, that's not a look I ever want to see directed at me, for any reason, at any time.
Posted by: mk at August 12, 2005 01:09 AMI know something you do not know...
I... am no' right-handed
Posted by: waltomeal at August 12, 2005 03:30 AMOn the bright side, this pitcher's on my fantasy baseball team.
Posted by: Kurtis at August 12, 2005 06:56 AMBunt? How am I supposed to bunt when everyone keeps giving me Ass-Bats?
Posted by: TwinsinBoston at August 12, 2005 07:21 AMI don't have a caption - but Happy Birthday Lew Skywalker =)
Much love
Wonder Woman
You're taking me out? Does this mean I can go back to the hotel and meet up with my friends I met on the Internet?
Posted by: T.C. Rafters at August 12, 2005 07:54 AMI'm sorry, but I *told* you that all requests need to be made in Klingon!
Posted by: Just Beth at August 12, 2005 07:57 AMC'mon Gardy, you gotta admit it was pretty funny when I told the pitcher to "yIntagh off", I mean even though he doesn't speak Klingon, it's still funny, right Gardy? Right? Gardy?
Posted by: HooliganKat at August 12, 2005 08:26 AMDon't get ticked off at me, Ron. It's not my fault nobody's interested in a "Gardy is my non-sexual mancrush" t-shirt.
Posted by: Mark at August 12, 2005 09:02 AMI bent my wookie.
Posted by: soccerfan at August 12, 2005 09:15 AMToo funny. Bat Girl, your caption is the hands down winner. At least for the 7 year-old Star Wars geek in me.
Posted by: Dale at August 12, 2005 10:19 AM"I wonder if there has ever been a boy who could swim faster than a shark?"
Posted by: mort at August 12, 2005 11:09 AMHey Gardy, does this mean no Dilly Bar for me after the game?
Posted by: HooliganKat at August 12, 2005 12:01 PMBunt? BUNT?!! I had my own BAT night, fer gosh sakes!
Posted by: angrynorwegian at August 12, 2005 12:23 PMGardy to Lew: You are my puppet and don't you forget it! I'll put my hand in there whenever I need to in order to assume control!
Posted by: ZIPRHED at August 12, 2005 01:14 PMBG-This is such a better use of an off day than the thing so dreaded, I shall not mention it here by name for fear that it might return. More captions for pictures definitely. Much more fun.
Posted by: TwinsinBoston at August 12, 2005 02:21 PM"No, Pearl Jam is classic rock. Dire Straits is OLDIES."
Posted by: arrScott at August 12, 2005 04:25 PM"Now go get your shine box, Gardy."
Posted by: Greg at August 12, 2005 05:58 PM"I thought you said I got to test the new star wars inspired cushions on the bench.....I don't see any cushions."
Posted by: meg at August 12, 2005 06:13 PM100% with you Mr/Ms Inboston!
Lew to Gardy:
They're booing? I thought it was LLLLEEEEWWWW!
"I wasn't really going to play my gameboy between pitches! I just had it in my pocket when I went out to field 'cause the guys hide it from me!"
Posted by: twink at August 12, 2005 06:26 PMLew: "Ohhhhhhh! A hit and RUN?"
Gardy: "Shut the &$#@ up, Donny! You're out of your element!"
"OK, Skip, I may not be able to grow a decent goatee. But at least it ain't white."
Consensus here:
#1. BG's caption
#2. Kurtis' caption: "On the bright side, this pitcher's on my fantasy baseball team."
"You wouldn't be saying that if I were wielding my trusty +3 vorpal blade..."
Posted by: Jeb at August 13, 2005 09:06 AM"Can my Doom buddies that you met last year be the batboys when we get to Oakland? Please, Gardy, PLEASE?"
Posted by: RonDavis at August 14, 2005 12:04 PM