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When Little Nicky Punto comes back...

Posted by Batgirl at June 30, 2005 09:49 PM
Comments

"Think Nicky, think Nicky..."

Posted by: Eric at June 30, 2005 09:21 PM

"Nicky's still taller..."

Posted by: heraldguy at June 30, 2005 09:55 PM

*high pitched buzz*

Posted by: Donnalove at June 30, 2005 09:58 PM

Tom: "I'll look taller"
Katie: "Maybe I can get Tom to take *him* to that #$%@* Scientology mixer"

Posted by: double-a at June 30, 2005 10:09 PM

He can't go back! He's been my acting coach!

Posted by: Ryan at June 30, 2005 10:20 PM

SEE!?!?! I can be a tiny super hero too!!!!

Posted by: CapitalBabs at June 30, 2005 10:47 PM

"Till death...or Nicky...do us part."

Posted by: Torhu at June 30, 2005 11:42 PM

Oh Dawson, I mean..Tom, Little Nicky Punto believes in defense, not Scientology. I love you, but I could never compromise my love for a beautifully executed 6-4-3 double play, and thus, my love for LNP. If you believe that aliens exist, go talk with Sam Cassell; he could hook you up with some of his people.

Posted by: Curdy at July 1, 2005 01:38 AM

Katie: "Ohhh, Nicky"
Tom: "Ohhh, Nicky"

Posted by: Me at July 1, 2005 01:39 AM

...I'm going to date me a *real* tiny super hero, not some chump who plays one on TV.

Posted by: TwinsFoghorn at July 1, 2005 02:23 AM

i'll finally have to stop faking all the time!

Posted by: Tinger at July 1, 2005 05:05 AM


I said ICK! Not NICK! ICK! ICK! IIIIIICK!!!!

Posted by: TwinsGoddess at July 1, 2005 07:13 AM

L. RON HUBBARD KNOWS THE WAY!!! JOHN TRAVOLTA KNOWS THE WAY!!! TOM CRUISE KNOWS THE WAY!!!

Wait a sec...I'm listening to the ramblings of a crappy science fiction writer, Vinnie Barbarino and Maverick? Oh LNP, SAVE ME!!!

Posted by: Reboulet at July 1, 2005 09:28 AM

Katie:

I don't want to wait
For Littly Nicky Punto to get healthy
I want to know right now
What will it be?
I don't want to wait
For Littly Nicky Punto to get healthy
Will this last forever
Or end horribly?

Posted by: Will Young at July 1, 2005 11:14 AM

You had me at Punto.

Posted by: The Commish at July 1, 2005 11:55 AM

We'll make him into a Scientologist.

Posted by: Stacy at July 1, 2005 01:04 PM

Uh Katie, I'm a Level IV Scientologist so with my cleansed mind I can see you thinking
about LNP.

It's okay. 75 million years ago an evil galactic ruler named Xenu deposited trillions of paralyzed alien bodies on earth and then destroyed them with H-bombs. The souls of these 'thetans' are trapped in human bodies. That's all LNP really is.

I can help. I have some Scientologist friends who can 'audit' you and help get rid of the thetans... it will only cost a few thousand dollars.

Whatever you do don't go to a psychiatrist, they are competition...I mean bad!

Posted by: Tim at July 1, 2005 03:00 PM