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Posted by Batgirl at May 20, 2005 06:00 PM
Comments

I'm first! I'm first!

Is it broke yet?

Posted by: Kurtis at May 20, 2005 06:05 PM

I'm going to catch this game and bits and pieces because of an outdoorsy party (nice day for it). In fact, I'll only be able to catch one game -- Sundays -- between now and next Friday. That bodes well for the Twins. Seems I miss all the good ones.

Posted by: Kurtis at May 20, 2005 06:06 PM

Hurrah..Lets hope theres not a meltdown and lets hope good old chief and our boys with the boom boom stick can keep up the 3 game winning streak.

Posted by: Bojangles Crain at May 20, 2005 06:31 PM

Am I going to be forever banned from BG's site if I leave at 8:30 to go to Star Wars? Lew will still love me, right?

Posted by: joel. at May 20, 2005 06:34 PM

Yay, game thread!!!

Joel,

I'll have to leave at 9:30 (Twins time) for the same reason. So if you won't tell anyone, I won't.

MK

Posted by: mk at May 20, 2005 06:42 PM

Does everyone see the test post above?

Posted by: Batgirl at May 20, 2005 06:56 PM

I see it. Very pretty.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 07:02 PM

Dear Joel,

I promise you won't be. Just come back.

Sincerely,
BG

Posted by: Batgirl at May 20, 2005 07:04 PM

So is the game on TV tonight in MN?

Posted by: AT at May 20, 2005 07:04 PM

Yep. At least I'm getting it on FSN.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 07:07 PM

Thanks BG! Now, how about that musical baton? ;-)

AT, the sweet sounds of Dick and Bert are blaring from my TV as I type this (OK, it's a commercial, but you get the point). Yay!

Posted by: joel. at May 20, 2005 07:07 PM

OK, so I think I found the baseball channel, but it doesn't work! I'm going to be distraught.

(what an ugly word, distraught. I had to look it up to make sure it was really that ugly.)

Posted by: AT at May 20, 2005 07:08 PM

MK, your secret is safe with me... and the internet.

Posted by: joel. at May 20, 2005 07:08 PM

I caught the 1:45 pm Star Wars today, so I'm ready for the game, IF it bothers to show up on my tv.

Posted by: AT at May 20, 2005 07:10 PM

uh oh, i forgot carlos lee plays for the brew crew

Posted by: twinsfanCA at May 20, 2005 07:13 PM

*grumbles* stupid baseball gods, screwing up my TV so I can't watch the Twins... Tinger's mom is gonna be all grumpy about it too...

well, at least I get radio, which is better than usual.

Posted by: AT at May 20, 2005 07:14 PM

Well all i have is gameday...though i am almost convinced to buy MLB audio

Posted by: twinsfanCA at May 20, 2005 07:17 PM

I usually live in CT, but get a couple of weeks in MN, and maybe i'm being whiny (OK, I AM being whiny), but I just want to see the Twins on TV.

Posted by: AT at May 20, 2005 07:18 PM

i cant blame you...

Posted by: twinsfanCA at May 20, 2005 07:20 PM

Classic Punto AB

Posted by: alsntwnsfn at May 20, 2005 07:21 PM

C'mon Mau Pow

Posted by: alskntwnsfn at May 20, 2005 07:22 PM

Dang, the Chairman got robbed.

Does anyone else keep wanting to call this pitcher Gary Glitter?

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 07:24 PM

I must say, the sweet sounds of dick and bert are also coming over mlb.tv. also you guys leaving the game for star wars are slackers. I saw a 12:01 showing on thursday!

Posted by: TwinsInBoston at May 20, 2005 07:25 PM

Uh-oh. Bags juiced.

Posted by: alskntwnsfn at May 20, 2005 07:26 PM

Bases Loaded. Is this good or bad?

Posted by: TwinsInBoston at May 20, 2005 07:27 PM

Cuddy's sending good vibes to Hunter from the Dugout.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 07:27 PM

Good Lord.

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 07:27 PM

...First pitch

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 07:27 PM

yeah saw that coming...so much worse to actually see it on TV.

Posted by: Mark at May 20, 2005 07:28 PM

AAAARRRRGH!

Posted by: Shibby at May 20, 2005 07:28 PM

Ugh, I knew that wouldn't end well.

Posted by: Shaun at May 20, 2005 07:28 PM

How many times is Gardy going to have to tell him...FIRST PITCH SWINGNING = bad!

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 07:28 PM

dangnabit

Posted by: TwinsInBoston at May 20, 2005 07:28 PM

yup everyone knows he is swinging at the 1st pitch...he is never going to get his pitch...thats just flat out dumb baseball by torii

Posted by: twinsfanCA at May 20, 2005 07:29 PM

Oh, Torii... bummer. And my TV just worked again for like 30 seconds, during a commercial. Nuts.

Posted by: AT at May 20, 2005 07:29 PM

Typical rally-killer Tori Hunter, on one pitch no less.

Posted by: Evan at May 20, 2005 07:30 PM

And that's why Morneau's going to have a heck of time getting a good pitch to hit.

They don't have to pitch to Morneau because they can just rely on Torii to end whatever situation they're in.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 07:30 PM

TwinsinBoston,

Sadly, I couldn't get out of work last night--unlike tonight.

MK

Posted by: mk at May 20, 2005 07:31 PM

Speaking of first-pitch swinging, Silva's thrown 13 pitches in two innings -- an average of less than two per batter.

The difference is that the Brewers' strategy is probably to swing early. Glover's been struggling with his control, and we should definitely be taking early.

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 07:32 PM

2 IP, 13 pitches

So are the Twins pitchers now planning on having the fewest pitches thrown per game to go along w/ the fewest walks per game

Posted by: TBird41 at May 20, 2005 07:33 PM

mk, it was thursday morning

well, at least we got out of that quickly. someone neets to smack torii around a bit in the dugout though

Posted by: TwinsInBoston at May 20, 2005 07:33 PM

Gardy has to move Torii back in the order - I CAN'T STAND to watch him GIDP with the meat of our order juicing the bases. Unacceptable.

Realistically, if he starts trying for slap singles in those situations instead of trying to be the hero, we're 2, 3 games behind the White Sox. Torii hitting like that in the 5 slot could cost us 10 or 12 games over the course of the season.

Posted by: Haplo at May 20, 2005 07:33 PM

I think Nick's got a point about the Brewers. Twins pitchers are throwing strikes, they're known for getting that first pitch in there.

So they swing because they figure they're going to get a not to bad pitch to start out.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 07:35 PM

Bert--"well, when you hear me say it's a duck fart, that's a texas leaguer".

I missed Dick and Bert

Posted by: TBird41 at May 20, 2005 07:37 PM

Good movement on the bases for JJ. A good throw gets him at second, but the Brewers' catcher has an arm about as accurate as Big LeRoy's.

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 07:38 PM

TwinsinBoston,

True. I work second shift and don't normally get out until around midnight, so my sense of "today" and "tomorrow" is a little skewed...

MK

Posted by: mk at May 20, 2005 07:38 PM

So if my TV doesn't start working soon, Tinger's mom and I will be watching Muppet Wizard of Oz, which I admit to being excited about, but I'd much rather watch the Twins and just wait til that Muppet deal comes out on video.

Posted by: AT at May 20, 2005 07:38 PM

Attaway, DJ!!

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 07:39 PM

aight Cuddy, get Jacque in

Posted by: TBird41 at May 20, 2005 07:39 PM

Yay Cuddy! That's how it's done!

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 07:39 PM

Oh, Cuddy!

(Batgirl LOVES Muppets.)

Posted by: Batgirl at May 20, 2005 07:39 PM

Woo! Way to be DJ!

Posted by: Shibby at May 20, 2005 07:39 PM

Good job Cuddy

Posted by: TBird41 at May 20, 2005 07:39 PM

Nice RBI there, Cuddy!

Posted by: mk at May 20, 2005 07:39 PM

And the Hit/Run! Executed like we know we can do it.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 07:40 PM

BG,

Who doesn't love Muppets?

MK

Posted by: mk at May 20, 2005 07:40 PM

Yay! Cuddy didn't get hit by the ball this time. :)

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 07:40 PM

Now Juan's chipping in! Let's go STEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW

Posted by: TBird41 at May 20, 2005 07:40 PM

Yay! A duck fart!

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 07:42 PM

VICTORY IS MINE! exclaimed Stewie with the duck fart.

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 07:42 PM

STEWWWWW!

Posted by: Shibby at May 20, 2005 07:42 PM

hahaha!!! That was awesome!!

Posted by: TBird41 at May 20, 2005 07:42 PM

So far, so good!! Great hitting tonight.

Posted by: Shaun at May 20, 2005 07:43 PM

Seen on the news ticker on the Gameday screen:

"Baseball as America" stops in Houston.

So, what about the baseball west of Houston?

Posted by: mk at May 20, 2005 07:43 PM

Family Guy references rule! Thank the Baseball God's we've got a Stew on our team ;)

Now if only there was a Peter. Duck fart would work well with that one!

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 07:44 PM

LNP!

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 07:46 PM

mk, i see, well enjoy the movie. It's pretty good and answers a lot of the questions.

let's just blow this open now!

Posted by: TwinsInBoston at May 20, 2005 07:46 PM

...and the merry-go-round goes round and round...

Posted by: mk at May 20, 2005 07:47 PM

Great observation about LNP -- he's seen more pitches from Glover than the Brewers have seen from Silva. And there he goes. Da duhh da da... hey!

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 07:47 PM

Whoo hoo! Hey BG, why don't people's names give their e-mail addresses anymore?

Posted by: twink at May 20, 2005 07:47 PM

Oh, and that observation was from Dick/Bert, not me. Don't want to sound cocky or anything. :)

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 07:47 PM

I must say, since I am in WI I am watching the Milwaukee broadcast, its nice to hear visiting announcers who are respectful unlike some.

Plus, LNP does it again!!

Posted by: Shaun at May 20, 2005 07:48 PM

Nice--chased him in the 2nd. Not that I would have minded had he stuck around a little longer...

Posted by: twink at May 20, 2005 07:48 PM

They should've walked Punto to load the bases. They didn't realize we can't hit when the bases are full.

Posted by: aztwinsfan at May 20, 2005 07:48 PM

If not for Torii...we'd probably be in the first still ;)

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 07:49 PM

ok, so i step out of the room and we're up 3-0, i come back and the inning ends...
I'm gonna step out of the room for a bit and hopefully when i get back there will be a massive lead

Posted by: TwinsInBoston at May 20, 2005 07:49 PM

So I have ESPN news on in the background (I'm watching the Twins on mlb.tv)and right in the corner is "Brandon Webb has a no hitter through 6 innings".

Now, that's just not fair. I mean, it's hard enough to throw a no hitter. Then you factor in the radio and TV announcers for both teams jinxing him (you know they are, b/c that's the kind of stupid things that announcers do). Then add in all of the opposing teams fans trying to jinx him (kinda like what we did w/ Kazmir) AND THEN add in ESPN news broadcasting this jinx. I mean, at that point, it's guaranteed he's going to give up a hit.

Posted by: TBird41 at May 20, 2005 07:49 PM

Too bad he doesn't play for CHW. His own annoucer would do it.

OOOH! No place to put Morneau now!

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 07:51 PM

Dang it... I tried to tell the Chairman not to take a walk here. I really did. Well, let's go Doctor!

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 07:51 PM

Hey, Brandon Webb is on my fantasy team!


Hehe, Dick and Bert telling us to turn away. *sigh*

Posted by: joel. at May 20, 2005 07:51 PM

ok, never mind me, im just crazy, i looked away for a sec and when i looked back it was in commercial. time to simulcast with sportsline so i dont act stupid again

Posted by: TwinsInBoston at May 20, 2005 07:51 PM

I LOVE DICK. You can turn around right now twins fans as the bases are loaded...haha

Posted by: jill at May 20, 2005 07:51 PM

Always makes me happy when the first thing an opposing pitcher does when he comes into the game is give up a walk!

Posted by: twink at May 20, 2005 07:51 PM

gotta love Bert's optimism.

Come on Dr.!!

Posted by: TBird41 at May 20, 2005 07:52 PM

If i were them, I'd walk him to. Better 1 run than 4.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 07:52 PM

It's Deja Vu all over again.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 07:53 PM

Dear Twink,

We have no idea. We're working on it.

Love,
BG

Posted by: Batgirl at May 20, 2005 07:53 PM

Good call, Torhu!

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 07:53 PM

I'm starting to think Dr. should strike out so we can put the 2-out mojo up against the bases loaded bad luck.

Hm, a walk. Intriguing. Didn't really see that coming.

Posted by: joel. at May 20, 2005 07:53 PM

Somebody get a dictionary, I think we've got Irony here.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 07:53 PM

Thank God, he missed the first pitch.

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 07:54 PM

Wow, walking in a run as the 2nd thing he does is even better! I think I like this pitcher better than the last!

Posted by: twink at May 20, 2005 07:54 PM

C'mon Torii!!! Shut up all the critics and hit a bomb!

Posted by: TBird41 at May 20, 2005 07:54 PM

This is Torii's spot in the lineup at stake right here.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 07:55 PM

Wow. Just wow. He did it again. You almost have to try to do that.

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 07:56 PM

I hear boobirds. That's completely justified.

Posted by: joel. at May 20, 2005 07:56 PM

Jeez, Torii...

Posted by: Shibby at May 20, 2005 07:56 PM

....I'd drop him to 7th behind Jones and Cuddyer tomorrow.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 07:56 PM

Oh, Torii.

Posted by: Batgirl at May 20, 2005 07:56 PM

It is almost impossible to make 4 of the first 6 outs in a ballgame, but the rally-killer somehow managed it.

Posted by: Evan at May 20, 2005 07:57 PM

Torii... wtf? wtf?

Posted by: mongo at May 20, 2005 07:57 PM

What??? How the hell....

Ugh.

Posted by: twink at May 20, 2005 07:57 PM

AGAIN????

What's wrong with torii?

Posted by: goesboom at May 20, 2005 07:57 PM

Okay, if this happens every inning, projections on what the final numbers will be?

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 07:57 PM

Torii what the hell was that? Man, I was hoping he would strike out instead!

Posted by: Shaun at May 20, 2005 07:58 PM

Is there address I can send hate mail to?

Posted by: Haplo at May 20, 2005 07:58 PM

How would you like to be Morneau? It's not fun to break up double plays every inning. Hunter's going to get him killed.

Posted by: aztwinsfan at May 20, 2005 07:58 PM

^&$#^&%#^E#^###&^$&^%$&^%&^

That's all I have to say.

Poor Torii. Maybe everyone ripping on him will have the same effect on him as it did on Cuddyer.

Posted by: TBird41 at May 20, 2005 07:59 PM

It looks like Torii caught whatever hitting bug Cuddy had picked up in April.

Posted by: mk at May 20, 2005 07:59 PM

Pudge broke up the no-hitter with one out in the 7th.

Posted by: aztwinsfan at May 20, 2005 07:59 PM

Yay JJ!!!

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 08:00 PM

::applause!::

Posted by: joel. at May 20, 2005 08:00 PM

If I were Morneau "aztTwin", I'd be pissed. I'm getting on base now, and he's not doing anything to help that.

Meanwhile....WOOO! That's the play he NEEDED to make. See, Jones learned from his mistake Torii!

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:00 PM

YAY JACQUE!!!!

Posted by: kbrew at May 20, 2005 08:00 PM

No mortal could possible overcome the amount of jinxing that Webb was facing. Basically, only Randy Johnson could.

And WHAT A PLAY BY JACQUE!!!

Posted by: TBird41 at May 20, 2005 08:00 PM

"Baseball as America" is a photo exhibit.

Posted by: BAT bandwagoner at May 20, 2005 08:00 PM

WOOOO!

Posted by: Shibby at May 20, 2005 08:00 PM

Man, Jacque's cannon makes another appearance. What a play!!

Posted by: Shaun at May 20, 2005 08:01 PM

WOOO! What an inning!

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:02 PM

Bandwagoner,

I know. I'm just noting how absurd the headline sounds out of context, is all.

MK

Posted by: mk at May 20, 2005 08:02 PM

Ouch.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:05 PM

LEEEEEEEWWWW!

Posted by: Shibby at May 20, 2005 08:06 PM

And hits for all*

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:06 PM

LEEEEEEEWWWW!

Posted by: Shibby at May 20, 2005 08:07 PM

Good job Lewwwww! Now Torii, please please watch Mikey!

Posted by: kbrew at May 20, 2005 08:07 PM

Hey, double the post for a double for Lew!

Posted by: mk at May 20, 2005 08:08 PM

....That was a mean pitch.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:08 PM

uhmm.. next time :)

Posted by: kbrew at May 20, 2005 08:09 PM

Well, at least Hunbter can't make 2 outs this inning. :-)

Posted by: Evan at May 20, 2005 08:09 PM

I guarantee the Dbacks' announcer Thom Brennaman mentioned the no-no as well during live play. He's done it before. And it appears Webb lost the no-no right about the time it began to be mentioned...hate the "jinx."

Posted by: BAT bandwagner at May 20, 2005 08:09 PM

Hehe, sorry...I got some wierd error message.

That, or I'm just so excited to A) be able to watch the game here in 'Sconnie, and B) that we're getting hits with RISP!

Posted by: Shibby at May 20, 2005 08:09 PM

OK, apparently Darth Vader is calling a little early. I have to meet my party at the theater a bit earlier than expected. Keep it up Jackal! Go Twins!

Posted by: joel. at May 20, 2005 08:12 PM

Pitch count after three innings:

Brewers: 79, Jackal: 23

Posted by: mk at May 20, 2005 08:13 PM

Joel,

I hope your trachea recovers from Vader's call!

MK

Posted by: mk at May 20, 2005 08:14 PM

Wow, Mays is such a natural!

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 08:14 PM

Wow!!! Castro is so fabulous in the field.

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 08:15 PM

*drool*

THAT is a shortstop.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:16 PM

That was just an INCRDIBLE play by Castro!
Now THIS is the Twins defense that we've been used to depend on seeing!
Web Gem!

Posted by: kbrew at May 20, 2005 08:17 PM

Boy, playing like this, Castro would've been the opening day SS for sure.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:17 PM

Hey, Lew's wife is in the booth! This is a good thing. Maybe they should do a split screen with the booth on one side and the game on the other...

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 08:20 PM

And she's a very articulate woman, too. Lew's a lucky man.

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 08:21 PM

where is the legovision?

Posted by: Mark at May 20, 2005 08:21 PM

As opposed to making 74 errors during spring training!

Posted by: Batgirl at May 20, 2005 08:21 PM

Legovision of what?

Posted by: Batgirl at May 20, 2005 08:22 PM

Come on, LNP. Dare to dream!

Posted by: mk at May 20, 2005 08:22 PM

Punto + Stewart = 6 - 6

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:22 PM

I agree Nick. Lucky Lew.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:23 PM

Is LNP throwing down the BOD gauntlet on Stewie???
It's like that Mia Hamm/Michael Jordan commercial...

Posted by: BAT bandwagoner at May 20, 2005 08:24 PM

some legovision artwork in that book they are promoting...

Posted by: Mark at May 20, 2005 08:24 PM

Way to set the table guys!

Posted by: kbrew at May 20, 2005 08:24 PM

Who's the second wife?

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:24 PM

Oh, hey! Where's the Legovision!

Posted by: Batgirl at May 20, 2005 08:24 PM

That would be the lovely Second Lady, Torhu.

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 08:25 PM

Please, please Doctor! DO NOT walk!!

Posted by: kbrew at May 20, 2005 08:25 PM

Mrs. Vice-President.

Posted by: Batgirl at May 20, 2005 08:25 PM

So *that's* what the QuickSwing is for!

Posted by: mk at May 20, 2005 08:25 PM

Here's the thing. If Morneau walks...it's a chance at redeption for Torii.

Or course...with his day, it'd be a Triple Play.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:27 PM

Whew... he struck out.

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 08:27 PM

...1 out, man on first. Yep, must be a Hunter at bat.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:28 PM

ratz... I guess I should watch out for what I wish for!
That's ok... go Torii!

Posted by: kbrew at May 20, 2005 08:28 PM

Torii: "...but this time it'll *really* work!"

Posted by: mk at May 20, 2005 08:28 PM

Well, he gets an RBI.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:29 PM

Hooray! A good result!

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 08:29 PM

Here's what I wondered, when they aren't in the booth, do the wives have a section where they go for games?

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:30 PM

Well, Lew. Your wife is watching. Don't screw up ;)

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:30 PM

Oh, I hope she stays up in the booth for the pitching change. This has a chance to be an all-time great moment in the cuteness department.

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 08:31 PM

They all sit behind home, about halfway up!

Posted by: Batgirl at May 20, 2005 08:31 PM

Oh, poo. But she still loves him.

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 08:34 PM

What's the pitch count right now?

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:36 PM

They need to stop this part of the stadium thing. We're getting the stadium...I WANT the stadium.

Geez, why not be fair and find somebody who doesn't want it or doesn't care.

I just want to have a team.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:37 PM

See what they did! They bring up the stadium thing and look what happens.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:37 PM

Torhu,

As of now, Brewers: 108, Jackal: 35

Posted by: mk at May 20, 2005 08:38 PM

Amazing.

Posted by: Batgirl at May 20, 2005 08:39 PM

Alright, gave up a longball. No big deal, you had a bad inning. Mays did too and still had a great night.

Don't worry, Silva. The hitters will come up here and get a run to make ya feel better bout losing the shutout.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:41 PM

44 pitches through 5 innings. It's a Mays-like effort for the Jackal so far. I love this!

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 08:43 PM

That is one GONE ball.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:45 PM

And there you go!

Posted by: Batgirl at May 20, 2005 08:45 PM

Wow, nice shot Castro!

Posted by: Shibby at May 20, 2005 08:46 PM

???

!!!

Posted by: mk at May 20, 2005 08:46 PM

Wow, someone must have told Castro that chicks dig the long ball :)

Posted by: talldrinkowater at May 20, 2005 08:46 PM

He must've heard that the Mrs. Ford and Nathan were in the booth ;)

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:49 PM

BOD! BOD! Punto's probably SEEN as many pitches as Silva's thrown tonight.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:51 PM

Sorry for the stats, but a couple of quick calculations (...carry the 2...):

Punto's seen 30 pitches so far.

Posted by: mk at May 20, 2005 08:53 PM

There we go. Now smile for the audience :)

Way to make up for the last play.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:55 PM

You beat me to it, MK.

LNP had just a four-pitch AB in the fourth when he doubled. :) Otherwise, he's faced 11, 7, and 8 pitches.

And how about that? A three-pitch inning, and there was even a hit! I'm not sure I've ever seen that.

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 08:56 PM

Now *that's* economy.

Posted by: mk at May 20, 2005 08:56 PM

that had to of been one of the ugliest DP's ive ever seen... that thing looked like it would fall apart on both throws

nice 3 pitch inning by silva. radkesque looking

Posted by: TwinsInBoston at May 20, 2005 08:57 PM

Silva just caught up to Glover's pitch count--when he was pulled in the second inning!

Posted by: mk at May 20, 2005 08:57 PM

That's incredible, for both Punto and Silva.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:57 PM

The Jackal's on pace to complete the game on 70 pitches according to Dick. My Minnesota math indicates that that's about right.

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 08:58 PM

Somebody should tell that while it's important to get to Radke and Santana early in the pitching count, its NOT the right way to attack Silva! or wait.... lets not....

Posted by: kbrew at May 20, 2005 08:58 PM

Let's not jinx Jackal.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 08:59 PM

Good point, Torhu. My new prediction is that he'll throw 50 pitches in the next inning.

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 08:59 PM

Cant' hit a DP with nobody on base. Now what ya do Torii?

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:00 PM

That'd have been a DP. Way to stay on track ;)

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:01 PM

wow...he took the first pitch. It's a start

Posted by: TwinsInBoston at May 20, 2005 09:01 PM

44 PITCHES THRU 5 INNINGS. SO WHAT DO YOU DO ? 3 BATTERS SWING AT FIRST PITCH EACH ? PATHETIC !
DOUGIE UPDATE - STRUCK OUT WITH BASES LOADED IN FIRST (HE FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE CURRENT GROUP); ERROR IN 6TH ALLOWS YANKS TO EXTEND THEIR LEAD. WE MISS YOU DOUGIE BASEBALL. NOT !!!!

Posted by: ANTHONYFROMJERSEY at May 20, 2005 09:01 PM

Has Torii looked this bad at the plate all season? He almost looks indifferent up there.

Posted by: Mark at May 20, 2005 09:03 PM

Torii Hunter is my Twins boyfriend...especially defensively. But lately with the GIDPs and bad at-bats, I am wondering if I should dump him for, say, LNP.

Posted by: talldrinkowater at May 20, 2005 09:04 PM

Whoa, Anthony. Slow down, take a couple of deep breaths. It'll be okay...

Posted by: mk at May 20, 2005 09:05 PM

AFJ...what was that? Dougie makes a rare error and you hop on him just like that?

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:06 PM

Question about the dome. I always notice that the section in foul territory next to theleft field foul pole is always empty. Does anyone know why this is?

Posted by: TwinsInBoston at May 20, 2005 09:07 PM

Seven pitches. Wow.

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 09:07 PM

Jeez...7 pitches.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:07 PM

I wonder what the fewest pitches thrown in a complete major league game is.

Posted by: talldrinkowater at May 20, 2005 09:08 PM

TIB, that section is I think 10 or so dollars more than the HomeRun porch.

So when people see that those are the only seats left in that part of the field, they figure just move over a section and get in homerun territory. Save some money that way.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:09 PM

TIB: I always thought it was because the left field seats are cheaper, but better. They actually face the plate, for one thing.

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 09:09 PM

Red Barrett of the Boston Braves tossed a fifty-eight pitch shutout over the Cincinnati Reds on August 10th for a 2-0 victory and a Major League record for fewest pitches in a nine-inning game. The outing itself set a record as the shortest night game ever at one hour and fifteen minutes.

From Baseball Almanac

Posted by: BAT bandwagoner at May 20, 2005 09:10 PM

What they should do is take those two sections and put the price in between that of the foul section and that of the homerun section.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:10 PM

Thanks BAT Band:

I knew someone would find that factoid!

Posted by: talldrinkowater at May 20, 2005 09:10 PM

Pitch count through Gordo's National Anthem:

Brewers: 144, Jackal: 54

Posted by: mk at May 20, 2005 09:11 PM

1944 BTW

Posted by: Bat bandwagoner at May 20, 2005 09:11 PM

Unreal

This would be a really short game (timewise) if not for Milwaukee pitching (not that I am complaining...)

Posted by: talldrinkowater at May 20, 2005 09:12 PM

Man, seriously...what's gotten into Cuddy? Not that I'm complaining :)

Posted by: Shibby at May 20, 2005 09:12 PM

True the seats just next to it are cheaper, but the section is always emptier than the upper deck outfield seats during the mid 90's. there must be some people who would rather sit there than a similar seat in the upper deck. plus the not facing home plate thing isnt all that bad. Ive sat in seats in fenway that you are looking into the bullpen if you face foreward.

Posted by: TwinsInBoston at May 20, 2005 09:12 PM

I just may have to purchase a copy of the Baseball Almanac.

Posted by: talldrinkowater at May 20, 2005 09:13 PM

Minty just got a hit in the Mets game. woo hoo.
Beat the yankees.

sorry yankee fan. but must despise yankees today, must destroy evil empire.

Meet the Mets, Meet the Mets. Come right out and greet the Mets.
The two best lines in the greatest sports song ever.

That is what the Twins need, a theme song like "Meet the Mets".

Posted by: metsfan at May 20, 2005 09:13 PM

Well, despite the Jackal's best efforts I must make my run for the Sith. BG, I'm happy that the Game Threads are back in order!

Posted by: mk at May 20, 2005 09:13 PM

The Twins do have a theme song, Metsfan. It's fabulous.

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 09:14 PM

We have a theme song

We're gonna win Twins
We're gonna score
We're gonna win Twins
Watch that baseball soar

Knock out the homeruns
Shout a hip hooray
Cheer for the Minnesota Twins today

Posted by: talldrinkowater at May 20, 2005 09:15 PM

metsfan-our theme song is pretty good. Especially if you listen to the second verse. its ridiculous.

ok, silva time.

Posted by: TwinsInBoston at May 20, 2005 09:15 PM

baseball-almanac(dot)com

:)

Posted by: BAT bandwagoner at May 20, 2005 09:16 PM

:)

Posted by: talldrinkowater at May 20, 2005 09:16 PM

TIB: Upperdeck through the whole stadium I think doesn't get higher than $10.

Any idea as to what the other spots behind 58 would be? Let's say he ends up going 70.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:17 PM

Those jerks! They're not going to swing to ruin his count!

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:19 PM

tell Silva he's supposed to get people to ground out...not steal Johan's strikeouts

Posted by: dregn at May 20, 2005 09:19 PM

10 pitches, 2 K. Not bad!!

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 09:20 PM

long inning, 10 pitches

Posted by: TwinsInBoston at May 20, 2005 09:20 PM

Sometimes I hate ESPN.

Jim Caple [quote] ' "We're Gonna Win, Twins" (the lamest theme song in baseball history)'

GRRRR - I LOVE the Twins theme song

Posted by: talldrinkowater at May 20, 2005 09:21 PM

Oh man...10 pitches. Silva's losing steam! LOL

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:21 PM

what? he gave us a bonus point in his stadium/team rankings for the theme song.

Posted by: TwinsInBoston at May 20, 2005 09:22 PM

Geez-looks like the ass-gloves got routed to NYC tonight...Mets/Yanks with 5 errors total so far...

Posted by: BAT bandwagoner at May 20, 2005 09:22 PM

He threw 13 in the sixth, and 10 one other time. So five innings so far in the single digits for pitches!

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 09:22 PM

if he throws under 80 pitches does he get to start again tomorrow???

Posted by: dregn at May 20, 2005 09:22 PM

Poor Punto. If it weren't for Silva he'd be the guy having the night ;)

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:23 PM

LNP BOD! LNP BOD! LNP BOD!

I'm just saying...

Posted by: BAT bandwagoner at May 20, 2005 09:23 PM

I am in a quandary: Should I keep sweetcheeks as my Twins boyfriend, or should I dump him for LNP...

Posted by: talldrinkowater at May 20, 2005 09:25 PM

The Brewers announcers are raving about Carlos' 64 pitches. Man, if the Jackal keeps this up-and with LNP being solid, that Eric Milton trade continues to look like sure genius.

Posted by: Shaun at May 20, 2005 09:26 PM

Oh, and here's verse 2 of the theme song, i managed to download it a couple months ago.

We're gonna win Twins
Give it our all
We've got the guys who'll knock the cover off the ball
minnesota Twins!
Lets hear it now for the team that came to play
Cheer for the Minnesots Twins today

Posted by: TwinsInBoston at May 20, 2005 09:27 PM

Dump him. Teach him a lesson for his DP addiction.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:27 PM

Yes, but look at the TBBs too! Stewie's had a very good game!

Posted by: Batgirl at May 20, 2005 09:27 PM

Okay Hunter. I think everybody tonight has a hit cept you.

Let's not stay that way k?

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:28 PM

And everyone has a hit but sweetcheeks...
NO DP!!! GET A HIT!!! PLEASE!!!

Posted by: TwinsInBoston at May 20, 2005 09:29 PM

That GIDP thing has seriously gotten to me...

Posted by: talldrinkowater at May 20, 2005 09:29 PM

At least it's only ONE out this time.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:29 PM

LOL

Posted by: talldrinkowater at May 20, 2005 09:30 PM

I seriously would think about moving him down in the lineup. Reward Cuddy for his prowess lately.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:30 PM

Gotta love LNP advancing whenever it's humanly possible.

Posted by: TwinsInBoston at May 20, 2005 09:30 PM

maybe they should swap DJ Cuddles for Sweetcheeks in the lineup

Posted by: talldrinkowater at May 20, 2005 09:30 PM

Torhu: stop reading my mind!

Posted by: talldrinkowater at May 20, 2005 09:31 PM

This pitcher is one seriously funny looking dude.

Posted by: Batgirl at May 20, 2005 09:31 PM

TIB, so you actually have an mp3 (or another format) of the song? Boy, I'd love to have that. Any idea where you got it?

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 09:31 PM

True dat, BG!

Posted by: talldrinkowater at May 20, 2005 09:31 PM

I think that'd work. They don't worry about Hunter enough to actually pitch to Morneau. Get a guy whose hitting well, and they'll HAVE to give Morneau a decent ball.

It's kinda like Bonds in SF. They'd just walk him because the guy hitting after him never could do anything.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:32 PM

Nick, I have the MP3 too

Posted by: talldrinkowater at May 20, 2005 09:32 PM

he looks funnier than Bronson Arroyo with the cornrows last year. And that was definitely the most ridiculous pitcher look of all of last year

Posted by: TwinsInBoston at May 20, 2005 09:32 PM

re: TBB

Punto was at the mercy of Hunter's AB's...

Posted by: Bat bandwagoner at May 20, 2005 09:33 PM

Nick, it's an MP3, i got it on i2Hub, but i could send it over AIM. It's not that big.

Posted by: TwinsInBoston at May 20, 2005 09:34 PM

That guy's so worried he can't keep his gum in.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:35 PM

TBB=Team Batgirl Boyfriends!

Posted by: Batgirl at May 20, 2005 09:35 PM

Has he even walked one?

Posted by: kbrew at May 20, 2005 09:36 PM

Regarding # of pitches in a complete game. What's the record for fewest since they lowered the mounds? I forget what year that happened but it definitely made it a lot harder to pitch complete games on low pitch counts.

Posted by: TwinsInBoston at May 20, 2005 09:36 PM

Oh, man.

Posted by: Batgirl at May 20, 2005 09:37 PM

74 pitches!!!

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 09:37 PM

74 PITCHES! KICK A$$

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:37 PM

Silva rocks!

Posted by: talldrinkowater at May 20, 2005 09:37 PM

amazing, just amazing.

Posted by: TwinsInBoston at May 20, 2005 09:37 PM

No Walks. 5 or so strikeouts...DANG!

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:37 PM

Nick, I also have the "Talkin' Baseball" song from a few years back on MP3, let me know if you want them, I can send them via email

Posted by: talldrinkowater at May 20, 2005 09:38 PM

Nice to see the a hell of a pitching performance!! And I do believe the boys are now 4-0 in the blue home alts!! Keep wearing 'em!!

Posted by: Shaun at May 20, 2005 09:39 PM

IP H R ER BB SO HR
9.0 5 1 1 0 3 1

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:39 PM

Oh hell...sorry...conditioned response to a lifetime of baseball stats...I was thinking Total Bases...although not quite sure what I thought the second "B" was for...ok, I WASN'T thinking...heh, heh

Besides, it's more in keeping with Punto's "secret identity" that he continues to finish a "close second."

Posted by: BAT bandwagoner at May 20, 2005 09:40 PM

Anybody have Circle Me Bert? I only heard the song once.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:40 PM

TDOW, if you would, I'd love it if you'd email those songs to me. Send them to hydu0011 -at- umn dot edu.

Thanks! And Silva rules!

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 09:40 PM

It looks like the pitcher once again makes the BOD a no-brainer. Way to go, Carlos.

Posted by: Kurtis at May 20, 2005 09:41 PM

There's a "Circle Me Bert" song??

Posted by: Nick at May 20, 2005 09:41 PM

Boy, the Twins pitching staff really has me optimistic for this season! Radke-Santana and now Silva-Mays plus Kyle had a good game last time. Throw in our lights out bullpen and I'm liking the Twins chances.
I believe, that the Twins now are #1 in complete games in the American?

Posted by: kbrew at May 20, 2005 09:41 PM

I know the mounds were lowered in '69...and that's a great question. I'll see if I can find it though.

Posted by: BAT bandwagoner at May 20, 2005 09:42 PM

I believe the Jackal is hands down BOD

Posted by: mas at May 20, 2005 09:42 PM

If anyone has an mp3 of the Circle Me Bert song, please e-mail me. Thanks!

Posted by: Kurtis at May 20, 2005 09:43 PM

I'm still just stunned.

Posted by: Batgirl at May 20, 2005 09:43 PM

I seem to remember a Metal version of the Twins theme song by the regional band Slave Raider from either 1991 or 1987

Posted by: kbrew at May 20, 2005 09:43 PM

Doh! My name usually links to e-mail but not anymore... it is [my first name]@umn.edu. Thanks!

- Kurtis

Posted by: Kurtis at May 20, 2005 09:44 PM

Checking in way late to see the amazing outing by the Jackal.

I needed this happiness . . . just got done watching Hotel Rwanda on DVD.

Posted by: funoka at May 20, 2005 09:45 PM

"Sterling Silva"

I like that. ;)

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:45 PM

We're having a bug, Kurtis!

Posted by: Batgirl at May 20, 2005 09:47 PM

People, that was beautiful. Just beautiful. When my TV started working I had to go upstairs to watch the game with Tinger's mom. She loves a dominant complete game, as does the whole family.

Good times. Go Twins.

Posted by: AT at May 20, 2005 09:47 PM

TODW, any way i could get the circle me bert song as well? my email is modestus59 {at} hotmail {dot} com

Posted by: TwinsInBoston at May 20, 2005 09:48 PM

Radke and Santana have some good vibes coming into their starts now this weekend. Hopefully Radke can stay reliable, and Santana can be inspiried.

People, we didn't just see good pitching tonight, our defense and hitting were on.

Today everything game together, and it was beautiful.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:49 PM

Oh, and CBS Sportsline already has the game recap up. of the 74 pitches, 54 strikes

Posted by: TwinsInBoston at May 20, 2005 09:50 PM

They better make a big deal about the Jackal's outing tonite on BBT or I'll be a little cranky! He deserves the recognition for his pitching!

Posted by: kbrew at May 20, 2005 09:51 PM

I don't think it'll get more than a mention (thoguh Kreuk gave us the nod for the "Most Important Thing" last night for Mays' 94 pitch shut out)

We barely got noticed for that 3-Straight CG Shutout Miracle against KC last year.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:52 PM

Sigh.... you're probably right Torhu. It's already starting, on the FSN BBR, it started with Bonds' knee and then concern whether Steinbrenner is still mad about the Yankees poor start... grrr!!
Baseball DOES exist more than 100 miles west of the Atlantic coastline and outside of San Francisco.

Posted by: kbrew at May 20, 2005 09:55 PM

That's always how it is. Bad or not, the Yankees will make the news. And Bonds makes the news when he SNEEZES.

What? He did. Last year he sneezed and pulled a muscle. Left him on the DL for like a week or two.

Posted by: Torhu at May 20, 2005 09:58 PM

I do not have the Circle Me Bert song....but I would like it. mrsdude @ earthlink dot net.

Posted by: talldrinkowater at May 20, 2005 10:06 PM

TDOW,

I too would love the "Talkin' Baseball" song, and if you have the Twins theme as well, that would be cool. bubblemint16@msn.com

Batgirl,

I also love the Muppets. And "The Wizard of OZ". I was so grateful to be at the game tonight, and even as I sat there in the first couple of innings, I was in a good mood knowing I had my VCR running at home to tape the "Muppets Wiz of OZ".

Who knew how good a mood I'd be after watching history in the making at the Dome this evening?

And to think I allowed myself to be distracted by the swastika thing on the ceiling for about 45 seconds.

Oh, and to everyone who was going to see Star Wars, I hope you enjoyed it. I went last night, and though I wouldn't ever say it was as good as the original, it was definitely the best of this trilogy.
I came close to tears looking at the two suns of Tatooine...made me want to run home and watch "A New Hope". I didn't, but it probably won't be too long before I do. ;-)

Oh, and to anyone else who's as big a geek as I admit to being, I now admit that I DID cry at the final episode of "Enterprise" last week.

Just knowing it really is over, at least for the forseeable future, really hit me unexpectedly.
I had watched the whole thing, never even choked up.
Wasn't even close to tears.
Hadn't even really thought about it.

Then suddenly:
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: "Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. It's continuing mission..."
Captain James Tiberius Kirk: "to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations..."
Captain Jonathan Archer: "to boldly go where no man has gone before."

I lost it. Completely sobbed.
I can't even believe it.
What a weenie baby geek I am.

I wonder if Lew felt the same way??

Posted by: bubblemint at May 20, 2005 11:18 PM

OK, I just got back. 74 pitches!? Whaaaaaaat? Is that even POSSIBLE for 9 innings? I'm speechless. Holy cow.

As for the movie, I'm not a huge SW buff, but hearing that first Vader breath gave me chills. Yipes. Good flick.

74!? !

Posted by: joel. at May 20, 2005 11:37 PM

Where can I get the "Circle Me Bert" song. I guess there is an "It's Bert's Birthday" song too.

Posted by: talldrinkowater at May 20, 2005 11:47 PM

Bubblemint, I say cry at whatever TV/movies you happen to cry at, and that's fine, and don't apologize for it. Recently I've started crying at movie previews, which is pretty ridiculous.

And I'm jealous that you taped the Muppets. I was flipping to it between Twins innings - I missed Carlos' 3-pitch inning for the Muppets. Oh well.

Posted by: AT at May 20, 2005 11:55 PM

AT,

I always cry at the Wizard of OZ too.
Especially when Dorothy says to the Scarecrow "I think I'll miss you most of all"...

I suppose I'll probably cry when Dorothy says it to Kermit the Scarecrow too. Though I don't know if Kermit will be able to convey that look of love and concern on his face as well as Ray Bolger does so beautifully in the original.
Much as I love Muppets, they are rather limited in their facial expressions at times.

I'm also curious to see what it is that Gonzo the Tin Thing asks for from the Wizard...a nose job perhaps? ;-)

I think I'll go watch it now and find out.

Goodnight!!

Posted by: bubblemint at May 21, 2005 12:20 AM