Batgirl TV Is Proud To Present...

…another exciting episode of:
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Last time on Little Nicky Punto: Tiny Superhero:

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This granny was very sad.




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Her quarter for the collection plate went down the grate! Whatever will she do!




But wait…it's a bird! It's a plane!
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It's Little Nicky Punto…




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…Tiny Superhero.




"Don't worry, Ma'am!…
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…I'll get your quarter!"




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"Oh, thank you Little Nicky Punto! You saved the day!"




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"That is what I do, for I am Little Nicky Punto: Tiny Superhero, and I can fit in places others cannot!"




And now for tonight's exciting episode of Little Nicky Punto: Tiny Superhero!

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Oh no! There's an evil mecha-Yankee terrorizing the Metrodome parking lot! Someone help!




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"BWA HA HA! I AM THE EVIL MECHA YANKEE!"




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"This looks like a case for Little Nicky Punto!"




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"Wha?"




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"Evil mecha-Yankee, you've just hit your last homerun!"




Little Nicky Punto tries to deliver a little upper-cut square on evil Mecha-Yankee's chin…
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…and ricochets right off its fiendish armor.




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"BWA HA HA! YOU CANNOT STOP ME LITTLE NICKY PUNTO! YOU ARE WAY TOO FREAKIN' SMALL!"




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"Sometimes great things come in small packages, evil Mecha-Yankee!"




Little Nicky Punto climbs into a very small hole in the evil mecha-Yankee's armor.
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"Wha—"




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"HEY! THAT TICKLES! I HATE TICKLING! AAAAAAAGH!"




In agony, the evil mecha-Yankee collapses on the ground…
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as Little Nicky Punto climbs out of his armor, victorious.




"Let's hear it for small ball!"
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Little Nicky Punto: Tiny Superhero. He can fit in places others cannot.

Posted by Batgirl at May 2, 2005 10:30 PM
Comments

Brava, BG! Just what we need in these days of Boo's blues...

Posted by: sacky at May 3, 2005 12:01 AM

Bat-Girl always knows what to do to make us feel better :)

Posted by: CarrieIC at May 3, 2005 06:01 AM

HA!

hooray for LNPTS!!!

Posted by: Tumbleweed at May 3, 2005 06:18 AM

Hooray for LNP. Especially so since he managed to get an old lady's quarter and defeat an evil mecha-Yankee and not break any part of himself!

Posted by: Army of Dad at May 3, 2005 07:00 AM

Just what I needed this morning..;-D

Brava Batgirl!!!

Posted by: bubblemint at May 3, 2005 07:15 AM

Dearest Batgirl -

thank you - I needed that =)
I love how Nicky does everything with a smile =)

much love
Wonder Woman

Posted by: Wonder Woman at May 3, 2005 08:03 AM

WW - I just love LNP's smile.

Posted by: Say Rah! at May 3, 2005 08:23 AM

Yay for LNP and Batgirl! Two people who can make us smile!

Posted by: Just Beth at May 3, 2005 08:27 AM

I will be able to face the day now, knowing that LNP is out there keeping the team, and frankly all of us, safe from the Evil Mecha-Yankee. Am I the only one who now thinks something is wrong when the announcers forget and fail to put the "little" in his name? It just doesn't sound right anymore.

Posted by: Sandee at May 3, 2005 08:46 AM

I feel safer now, knowing that Little Nicky Punto is out there, helping and defending the defenseless, and doing so with a smile. Little Nicky Punto, the tiny superhero with a giant heart.

Posted by: ndtf at May 3, 2005 08:53 AM

it's good to see that LNP should be able to defend himself easier from now on. perhaps he won't get eaten so often.

and no, Sandee (or is that SanDeE*, like in LA Story?), you are not the only one! at Friday's game, when Bob Kurtz introduced the team at the start of the game, and he said, "playing 2nd base: Nick Punto" I was actually surprised not to hear "Little Nicky Punto!" I'm going to Tom Reid's Hockey City Pub tonight after work, and if Tom is there, I'll make sure he tells Bob that he's doing it wrong. ;)

Posted by: kafumbly at May 3, 2005 09:07 AM

As far as I'm concerned, "Little Nicky Punto" is his full and proper name at this point... and he's just so gosh-darn cute I can't help but smile. Thanks, Batgirl. Much needed.

Posted by: Katharriet at May 3, 2005 10:01 AM

Do you think LNP is available for household chores? My cat's favorite mouse-toy is stuck underneath the refrigerator. Oh, and the dryer vent needs cleaning. I'm thinking he could just fly right up there and have it all cleared out in no time!

Seriously though, I'd like to see Nick at 2B all the time.

Posted by: Captina at May 3, 2005 10:14 AM

Heh. I'm actually a little cranky that my Little Nicky doesn't get a Star Tribune Medallion all his own.

"the tiny superhero with a giant heart"

I like it. :D

Posted by: Salt-Man Z at May 3, 2005 10:47 AM

Dear Batgirl,

Great story. Thanks for putting that together.

I have a cute anectdote. I went to the game on Sunday with my mom, despite the fact that my 9 yo son was not happy he couldn't go. So to make him feel better (ok, to bribe him to stop being upset), I bought a set of miniature baseball helmets -- they're about the size to fit Barbie. The first thing he did when he opened the package was to dig out the Twins helmet. Then he proclaimed, "Look, Little Nicky Punto lost his helmet!" I just about bust a gut laughing. I mean, the only thing he knows about Nick Punto is what he hears from Dick and Bert. I don't think I've ever mentioned "Little Nicky Punto".

So see LNP. Even the children of Minnesota understand and appreciate you.

k-bro

Posted by: k-bro at May 3, 2005 11:10 AM

k-bro, that is absolutely *priceless*. :)

Posted by: Salt-Man Z at May 3, 2005 11:27 AM

Salt-Man Z, the first guy I looked for when I got my medallion album was LNP (I knew the VP and Lew would be in it), and I, too, was sorely disappointed that there was no LNP. but... there are ony 20 pictures and 21 spaces. so what's the extra one? the TC logo?

k-bro, that's great! your son is a genius. ;)

Posted by: kafumbly at May 3, 2005 11:37 AM

Thanks, I needed a little giggle after all the bad news.

Posted by: HooliganKat at May 3, 2005 11:39 AM

Keep up with the pictures of LNP like this and he's the next one to get tested.

Posted by: Me at May 3, 2005 11:41 AM

hahaha... I just went "back in time" and read the BG posts to Opening Day (I hope my boss never finds out what I really do during the day), and of course ran across the first posting of the Punto Reenactment photo from kw:
http://www.bat-girl.com/archives/punto-reenactment.jpg

that's awesome.

so it's definitely fitting, then, that LNP is Tumbleweed's boyfriend, since he's a cute little baseball player by night (and sometimes at noon), and an adorable kitten by day.

Posted by: kafumbly at May 3, 2005 12:07 PM

Dear Say Rah -

isn't it just scrumptious???

much love
Wonder Woman

Oh does anyone know if you can listen to wcco radio on the net??? I cannot get am in my building?? thanks

Posted by: Wonder Woman at May 3, 2005 12:19 PM

I don't think you can Wonder Woman, I tried to figure it out before I got MLB.com radio and couldn't find anyway to get it to play. I have to put my radio in a sort of sling and angle it just right and I can get it to come in in my office. What a pain.

Posted by: HooliganKat at May 3, 2005 12:22 PM

You can't listen to CCO on the net; at least not for Twins Games. Or rather, you _can_ listen to it on the 'net for $15 a year with MLB radio. I also can't get AM in my building, and finally broke down and paid the money. The MLB feed is delayed about a minute compared to a live radio feed, but it is, imho, worth it.

Posted by: Katharriet at May 3, 2005 12:28 PM

Well bummer - I just wanted to listen to Boo's press conference -
thanks for the info =)

much love
wonder woman

Posted by: Wonder Woman at May 3, 2005 12:31 PM

Join me in asking the Minnesota Twins to cease playing Proud to be an American during the 7th inning stretch.

Sign the petition at:
http://www.petitiononline.com/mntwins/petition.html

Please tell your friends!

Posted by: Dave at May 3, 2005 01:33 PM

Thank you, BG. I really needed that.

Posted by: theladyscribe at May 3, 2005 01:41 PM

Thanks Batgirl, I needed this. I have four term papers due tomorrow and Thursday, plus two presentations. The adventures of LNP were just what I needed to provide comic relief in the midst of halachic laws and Viking sagas.

Posted by: ysolla at May 3, 2005 01:50 PM

Wow, ysolla, you're really making me rethink my plans of going back to school for a second degree...

Posted by: ndtf at May 3, 2005 01:55 PM

Ndtf,
Just don't get it in theology and you'll be all right. ;)
Ysolla-- I hope you can take time off to catch the game tonight, sister dear.

Posted by: Katharriet at May 3, 2005 02:01 PM

According to the Twins website, LNP is 5' 9".

Quiz: Who's listed as the next shortest Twin?

Posted by: Squiddie at May 3, 2005 02:12 PM

Anyone see Ichiro!'s catch against the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim last night. I was flipping through my MLB extra innings package and saw it live. It was Torii-esque. He ran straight back to the wall without looking for the ball, put one foot on the wall to catapult himself up, and turned around and caught it about 3 feet above the fence. One of the announcers called him spiderman. Sorry, but there's only one spiderman and he climbs the walls at the metrodome. It was amazing though.

Posted by: Brundlefly at May 3, 2005 02:13 PM

I can't wait until the Twins call up Augie Ojeda so LNP can have a sidekick. Augie's only 5'8". We could call them the Diminutive Duo.

Posted by: Andre at May 3, 2005 02:28 PM

Andre - HA!!

All - What time is the press conference? I had heard before the game, but that could really mean anything. I can't get WCCO all the way over here, but I want to know when I should start scouring the Internet for updates. I, too, hope my boss never finds out what he pays me for.

Posted by: Say Rah! at May 3, 2005 02:35 PM

Say Rah-
I know what you mean about the boss. If mine were to find out, I'm pretty sure I'd either be looking for a new job or I'd be banished to the filing cabinets while I learn my lesson. Given the options and my hatred of filing, I think I'd prefer unemployment!

I am also wondering about the exact time of the press conference. Every place I've looked just says it will be "before tonight's game." I know I'll be able to read all about it tomorrow morning, but I don't know if I'm that patient!

Posted by: ndtf at May 3, 2005 02:53 PM

Fortunately my boss is a pretty big Twins fan too & I think he occasionally has half a clue about some of my non-working activities. He always comes to me for the news, in fact, was just over asking for my thoughts on the Boo situation.

Sometimes bosses can be cool.

Posted by: Say Rah! at May 3, 2005 03:00 PM

I'm glad your boss is cool. Mine is pretty cool too, but she doesn't follow baseball. But the guy in the office down the hall is a Twins nut too, so he and I compare notes a lot.

Posted by: ndtf at May 3, 2005 03:05 PM

Dear Squiddle...

Lew?

Curiously,
BG

Posted by: Batgirl at May 3, 2005 03:07 PM

I think the press conference is at 3:30.

Posted by: Andre at May 3, 2005 03:13 PM

Lewwwww is listed at 6' and 200 lbs.

Came as quite a shock to me.

According to the team roster, Jacque Jones is only 5' 10".

Go figure.

Posted by: Squiddie at May 3, 2005 03:18 PM

ndtf - i suppose i could call myself sdtf since i am from sioux falls... my boss is so cool he lets me take days off midweek and with short notice to go to a game. all he asks is, "are the seats good?" :)

rivas can't be all that tall, can he?

i flipped thru the nats game on espn last night and guzie was up to bat. nightmarish flashbacks ensued.

Posted by: Say Rah! at May 3, 2005 03:20 PM

Say Rah-
My boss gave me a day off when my mom won a pair of tickets on the radio for the Sunday game of home opening weekend. So yeah, my boss is cool. And Mom's pretty cool too, because how many people can be the first caller AND have the correct answer?

Posted by: ndtf at May 3, 2005 03:23 PM

ndtf - i hope you give your mom a big fat hug this weekend for mother's day because my mom, as much as i love her, doesn't know the first thing about the twins.

Posted by: Say Rah! at May 3, 2005 03:25 PM

Thank you bat girl for the Adventures of LNP...Will there ever be a movie in the works? And i agree...Once Augie is called up He must be side kick to the LNP

Posted by: Bojanglescrain at May 3, 2005 03:27 PM

My mom taught me all I know about baseball. She's going to get a kick-ass present for Mother's Day, but it will probably be a few days late because I don't get paid until next Tuesday. I paid her back for the ticket, because I navigated and drove while we were in the Cities. My mom may know her Twins trivia, but she doesn't know how to read a map or drive in traffic.

Posted by: ndtf at May 3, 2005 03:30 PM

Wow, all in a day's work. Should I ever need any rescuing, forget batman...forget superman...I will for sure be calling LNP!!

Posted by: Stacy at May 3, 2005 03:44 PM

Um... Had to tell someone, y'all are good if not better as any.... but I'm not a meteorologist! I'm done with the curriculum! Related note, does anyone know anyone hiring meteorologists?

Posted by: Ryan at May 3, 2005 03:49 PM

Congratulations Ryan! If I see any openings I'll let you know.

Posted by: ndtf at May 3, 2005 03:55 PM

I could use a meteorologist... I never remember to check weather reports.

Posted by: kafumbly at May 3, 2005 04:03 PM