Safe at Home?

An operative working for Team Batgirl has gotten an EXCLUSIVE picture of the safe where Doug Mientkiewicz is keeping the World Series ball. But we haven't been to able to discern--what else is in that safe? Terry Mulholland's body fat? Joe Mauer's rookie season? The One Ring? Aristotle's treatise on comedy? Jimmy Hoffa? Is this where Corey Koskie sleeps in the off-season?

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What do you think?

Posted by Batgirl at January 7, 2005 11:15 PM
Comments

This Chicagoan thinks Batgirl needs to put on her Geraldo Rivera costume and re-enact the unsealing of Al Capone's vault!

BitchSoxPride,

Ilk

Posted by: Ilk at January 7, 2005 11:48 PM

Well, Dougie's hot stove news everywhere. Perhaps Doug and Jodi are keeping their grand PR strategy in that safe!

One guy calling into sports talk radio here in D.C. last night said Doug shouldn't keep the ball "'cause he's a Minnesota Twin!"

Doug M. -- Forever a Twin in the hearts of fans all over the nation!

The best thing about this episode is that it will add value to all our Doug M. memorabilia. I can hardly wait to wear my Doug M. shirt to the Timberwolves-Wizards game tonight!

Posted by: funoka at January 8, 2005 06:42 AM

His Olympic medal is in the same safety deposit box (answering seriously).

Posted by: Kurtis at January 8, 2005 09:23 AM

I think it's where they put Torii Hunter's .300 batting average during the regular season.

Posted by: Eric at January 8, 2005 03:18 PM

So where are they keeping Doug's .300 batting average?

Posted by: Andre at January 8, 2005 05:52 PM

Andre,

His .300 BA is being kept in 2005...remember, Dougie likes odd years.

Posted by: Stacy at January 8, 2005 11:12 PM

An article in today's paper states that Derrick Lowe has the Red Sox ALCS ball. He says Doug gave it to him and he's not giving it up.

http://vh10066.v1.moc.gbahn.net/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050109/SPORTS/501090431/1010

I'm sure the Red Snots Nation will want that one too. Pissy little souviner hunters that they are, I'm sure they have every ball from every important game they've ever played it. Don't believe in sharing. That's the Red Snots for you.

Posted by: fmmiraclegal at January 9, 2005 11:18 AM

Well if I peer into the picture of that safe ever so steadily, and tilt my head just so, I can (barely, but clearly) make out a picture of his former girlfriend BatGirl. Looks like he has a heart drawn around your face, BG -- he may still be harboring feelings for you. Let's hope Jeb doesn't go "Torii" on him.

YankeeFan

Posted by: YankeeFan at January 11, 2005 10:42 AM

You know what's in there?

Randy Moss's ass.

Posted by: el diablo at January 14, 2005 01:05 PM