From the Strib:

The Twins held a ping-pong tournament over the weekend. Jesse Crain and {Nick} Punto reached the finals, but Punto was tired so they only played an exhibition match with a real match expected to come at a later date.

As reader The Commish so rightly points out, what happens if Punto separates his shoulder going for a slam? Or, indeed, what happens if Jesse Crain says, "Okay, man, I'm going to eat you alive?" and psychologically scars Punto such that he can't play again 'til next year?