Asylum No More!

It's true.

The inmates have been running the asylum.

While Batgirl has explored the jungles of Newfoundland and rocked with the Village People, we've had some laughs. We've had some tears. We've had some songs sung. We've had some mail sent. We've had some boomieboomie. (Even if some of you can't see the photos, they do exist. She did rock with them.)

Tonight, as if on cue, the Santana for President Campaign put on a wonderful stump speech tonight extolling all the virtues of a stronger America:

Poise.
Leadership.
Security.
Stability.
Confidence.
Sitting Down of Bitches.

The Santana Campaign wants Batgirl to come home. We want Batgirl to come home. The time has come for Batgirl to come home. Like Shane. Or a boomerang. Or the sunrise.

Or my pants.

Welcome home, Batgirl. We've left the light on for you.

Posted by el diablo at September 9, 2004 02:25 AM
Comments

Big Twin fan from Brazil ( probably the only one ), first time i saw Johan pitching yesterday, and he didn't let me down.
GO TWINS

Posted by: armstead at September 9, 2004 08:01 AM

Yes...we miss you Batgirl.
Dear Batgirl won't you please come home?

Posted by: bubblemint at September 9, 2004 12:57 PM

Dear El Diablo -
I am sorry that your pants have run away - and you need them to come home - I'll keep an eye out for them on my ride home from work.

Yes fine job by the guest bloggers - but we did miss you Batgirl =)

Much love and peace
Wonder Woman

Posted by: Wonder Woman at September 9, 2004 03:32 PM

diablo, Batgirl says she's not coming home unless you promise you'll be wearing pants.

It makes me happy to see that the Santana/Nathan campaign is reaching Brazil now. One of my favorite records of the moment is 'Garota Moderna' by Rosalia de Souza. Is she very popular in Brazil? I'll go put that on now in honor of you, armstead. And a toast to the return of Batgirl! Huzzah!

Posted by: frightwig at September 9, 2004 06:01 PM

frightwig-

Actually, el diablo is banking on Batgirl returning quickly because he promises NOT to wear pants.

Hopefully,

-el diablo.

Posted by: el diablo at September 10, 2004 02:21 AM