The B.O.D. Supreme High Commandress had learned that Goober, after fleeing to Ireland for macramé camp to help him recover from the trauma of having his beloved Dougie traded to Boston to play second base, is ready to declare a new boyfriend. Therefore, the Boyfriend of the Day competition, in "honorary" status for the past couple of weeks, is back on.
As if sensing the change, Shannon Stewart decided to flex his boyfriend muscles for poor Sooz, whom he let down when he landed on the DL with plantar fasciitis. (Ironically, Stewart was felled by the same injury that her "real life" boyfriend, Goober once had, making him lame for weeks.) Stewart began the game by launching Mike Mussina's second pitch deep into the left field seats. Welcome back from the DL Moose. One run is generally all Johan K. "Supernatural" Santana needs, and indeed that held the Twins until the fourth, when Stewart doubled in another run, adding the exclamation point on a three run inning. Later, he slammed into the wall after taking an extra-base hit away from John Olerud, and ended up just a triple short of the cycle. (Though Henry "NASCAR" Blanco did leg out a triple in the 6th, despite Batgirl and Jeb's fervent pleas that he stop at second.) Stewart went 3-5 and helped show the Twins that today, Mussina was human. And that, Shannon Stewart, makes you the Boyfriend of the Day.
Field/Readers 16, Corey/Jeb 11, ?/Goober 9, Shannon/Sooz 9, Joe/Batgirl 6.
Posted by Batgirl at August 18, 2004 08:52 PMI'm pretty sure Blanco was trying to bunt for a basehit in the 4th, too (with Guzman on 2nd base and no outs), although the scorebook gives him credit for a sacrifice. I don't think he's reading Batgirl's letters.
Is Goober's new boyfriend going to be a Big Surprise Reveal, or is he still thinking about it?
Posted by: frightwig at August 18, 2004 09:10 PMOnce again, I attend the game and the Twins win. 6-0 now.
Of course, when you have Johan Santana pitching, then a rejuvinated Balfor pitching out of a jam, followed by "Scorless" Joe Nathan, you have a pretty good shot of Winning.
And yes, I was one of the many who cheered like a maniac when Johan knoked Jeter on his ASS.
Posted by: IcePhoenix at August 18, 2004 09:58 PMI was elated when Shannon took away that "extra inning" hit. I don't think I could have taken another extra inning game. Chris Berman, genius that he is, claimed that Hank ran pretty well. His partner, Buck, remarked on the Twin's blocking Santana last year by acquiring Terry Mulholland. You have 150 readers who could do a better job than those two, easily. Life is so freakin unfair.
Posted by: almayer at August 18, 2004 10:25 PMchris berman *is* a genius, if we can use that word for play-by-play. great feel and flair for the game and he's second to none for quick turns of phrase that fit oh-so-perfectly. (to wit: "glove save and a beauty!" describing morneau's nifty scoop of a hard low throw at first nicely combined play-calling with a nod to morneau's heritage as a canadian and erstwhile goalkeeper, as berman noted moments eariler in the game.)
if we penalize national announcers for little screwups like this, shouldn't we nail local guys like dick and bert *even more* when they mispronounce twins names or get their home team facts mangled?
Posted by: brink at August 18, 2004 11:15 PMDearest Mr. Al,
Oops. That's what happens when Batgirl doesn't proof the B.O.D.s. My apologies.
Sincerely,
Batgirl
Stew is definitely the right choice although the nation of Venezuala would certainly be a close second!
Dave
Posted by: SDave at August 19, 2004 07:50 AMI know it might be a little early, but I'm confident that a strong outing by Silva and Rincon will result in the nation of Venezuela earning tonights BOD compitition.
Dave
Posted by: SDave at August 19, 2004 08:30 AMHenry "NASCAR" Blanco. Heh.
Fun game to be at last night, and when I saw Blanco going for three I just knew there would be a Batgirl response to it.
Posted by: Skorch at August 19, 2004 08:34 AMI let out a "wheeeee!" when I saw Stewart's 2nd-pitch HR in the 1st inning. How fun is it that a whole nation of baseball fans, no matter where they are, can unite again the Evil Empire.
Since KC is out of the picture (and has been since the 2nd week of the season) it's been fun to admire other teams' bandwagons as they roll by. The Indians were swept by Texas, and now find themselves 4.5 games out. Quite a turnaround that has been.
Goooooo every-team-that-isn't-the-Yankees!
Posted by: Royals Fan at August 19, 2004 08:59 AM
Bert called Santana "Venezuay-lee-an" the other night.
But his funny little pronunciations are part of his considerable charm.
Posted by: TwinsGoddess at August 19, 2004 09:14 AMPerhaps Bert meant that Santan's pitching is out of this world. Hmm. Isn't Venezuela one of those countries that's supposed to have lots of UFO activity? Where are the conspiracy theorists when you need them?
Posted by: mmmarkiep at August 19, 2004 03:09 PMPerhaps that is how they say "Venezualan" in the Blylevenlands??
Also, I was at the game last night. Henry was in at 3rd, no problem. I wasn't worried at all.
I'm something like 7-1 in the past 3 years for Twins wins when I attend a game. The only loss I saw was against the Tigers in a 2-0 loss where Johan pitched a 2-hitter. Boyfriend was at that game. He is obviously a curse.
Posted by: Donnalove at August 19, 2004 03:43 PM