Dear Batgirl,

Some friends and I are heading to the Twin Cities later this week for the first
time to partake in some Twins baseball (and also that of the St. Paul Saints,
bless their Independent souls). We were wondering if the Batgirl team and
their readership might be able to give us some tips on things to do/see/eat in
the area and maybe some inside info on the HeftyDome (shortest lines? cleanest bathrooms? most jalapenos on the nachos? can we sneak into the good seats? will enraged Dougie M fans beat me up if I wear a Red Sox hat?)? We're especially interested in things that might be a little more offbeat and not necessarily tourist-y. Any help or advice that you and your legions could offer would be greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,
Jamie