Justin Morneau seems to be growing a goatee. Perhaps Justin Morneau thinks it will make him look less like a very muscular child when he comes to bat. But studies have shown goatees on man-children look extremely silly. Call Justin Morneau and ask him to stop promoting excessive facial hair on barely post-pubescent ballplayers.
Bat-girl,
I need to see some examples of facial hair on our man-child 1st baseman, at least to support your cause. That, and maybe a 'What would the Doctor look like if he sported a... handlebar moustache'.
It would be interesting to see if his facial hair has curls too.
Faithfully yours,
Simsypoo