Doug-less.

Boston at Twins. Twins 5, Red Sox 4.

It's been an emotional day for Batgirl and her readers, and perhaps that's why Batgirl took the fact that tonight's game wasn't broadcast a wee personally. There may have been some things said to Fox Sports Net, some things that can't be taken back. There might even have been some stomping around and some things thrown. Batgirl is up at the lakeside BatQuarters this weekend, and people here don't truck with the sort of language Batgirl used.

No matter. Batgirl is unrepentant. If you're going to trade one of the Twins' franchise players to the Boston Red Sox, if the Twins happen to be playing the Red Sox at the time, if that franchise player is going to be starting at first base, and if you're not going to show the game on television, Batgirl is going to swear. A lot.

It is left, then, to Batgirl's imagination what Dougie's reaction was when he came to bat for the Red Sox in the 2nd and the Metrodome filled with cheers. I can say that Batgirl, for one, cried, and she can't help but think there were more than a few moist eyes in the Dome at the time, including in the Twins clubhouse.

Batgirl would also have liked to see how Dougie Baseball looked in one of the game's classic uniforms. I bet pretty darned good, even if the BoSox clubhouse guy had to work the phone desperately to locate a small team of seamstresses to help him get "Mientkiewicz" sewn onto the uniform before game time.

Then there'd be the interaction between Dougie and all the Twins players who reached first. Of course, the first Twin to get to first was Justin "The Other Woman" Morneau (and how weird is that? How many mere singles has Justin gotten in his tenure with the Twins? I thought doubles were his minimum.) and as he stood there, Batgirl can only imagine everyone in the Twins dugout turned to each other and said, "Awk-ward!"

But then there was Torii, then Corey, and later Little Lew. Batgirl imagines Corey got to first, looked Dougie up and down, and laughed, "Nice socks." That's Canadian for, "I'm going to miss you, you big sticky lug."

Well, there was a game to be played and Team Batgirl agreed that they wanted a) Dougie to have a good game b) the Twins to win anyway and c) the Bitch Sox to lose. (Duh.) We so rarely get what we want in life (I want Kyle Lohse not to suck, for instance, and I did ask Randy Johnson to come to the Twins) but tonight, well, we learned that sometimes dreams really do come true.

After a homer in the first by Mark Bellhorn, the Twins tied it up in the second with a series of singles by Morneau, Hunter, and Koskie. That's where the score stayed until the 5th, when Corey Koskie walked ("Hey, Dougie, you look hot in red, eh!"), Henry Blanco followed with a double, then Stewie with another. 3-1 Twins.

Radke wasn't quite as dominant today as he has been, but I'll take a slightly-less dominant Radke over just about anybody. Still, the BoSox started to come back on him later in the game, adding a run in the sixth and two more in a seventh inning that began with Doug Mientkiewicz's first hit as a Boston Red Sock. 4-3 Sox.

But usually when the another team comes back against the Twins and ties the game late, Michael "Hey, They Didn't Trade Me!" Cuddyer responds in the next inning by hitting a solo homer. And so it went tonight—Cuddy smashed a 1-2 pitch to left, tying the game. So it stood for an inning, until Jacque "Me Either!" Jones decided he wanted sommadat, too. Boom. 5-4, Twins—Enter Joe Automatic.

Well, Doug was the first batter to face Mr. Automatic in the ninth, and he proceeded to rip a 1-2 pitch to center for a single. How rude! (We hope that whatever he knows about Joe, he's not telling.) No matter, Count Chocula still did the job, with his signature Sit-Down-Bitch to end the game, making Kevin Youkilis whiff on a 98 MPH fastball—this coming a little after the news that the Bitch Sox lost their seventh in a row, and the Twins are five up. Hee!

Tomorrow, it's Santana v. Pedro, and the game will be televised for all our edification. And we'll get to see Dougie at the Dome one more time this season. Oh, Mr. Sticky Big Junk Dougie Defence Dougie Baseball Bubblehead, Batgirl's going to miss you. You were a great Twin, and you helped create and define the team that Batgirl fell in love with. Watching you play the game is a great pleasure, and Batgirl wishes you only the best.

Yes Batgirl's sorry to see him go, but she believes that after the events of the past week, there was no other option. And she's glad it was Boston, a good team and a good baseball town—may they value him very much. I hope while he's there he gets some of whatever David Ortiz has been eating for breakfast. One thing is for sure; if the BoSox do get back in the World Series with Dougie on the team, they won't ever have to watch a ball dribble underneath their first baseman's legs in the ninth inning again.

Posted by Batgirl at July 31, 2004 09:23 PM
Comments

I don't believe that you said any bad words, batgirl, because everyone in Minnesota is an above-average, sensitive, liberal democrat.

Posted by: Eric at July 31, 2004 09:51 PM

Good article, my sentiments entirely!

Posted by: Fan at July 31, 2004 09:56 PM

it's not quite irony, but the, as you say, "awkwardness" of morneau hitting a single to be the first twin over there to greet doug on-field at 1B during the game wasn't lost on me and i doubt it was lost on anyone in the dugout either.

for what it's worth, i didn't see them really look at or say anything to one another.

and yes, doug does fit into that throwback boston uni just fine. he's always had his socks hiked up and hat and helmet dirty retro-style, so he's a natural.

my gut feeling is that he'll end up being a pretty good pickup for boston this year--probably end up with good doug post-trade numbers (high OBP, decent SLG, *great* glove) which might be enough for him to not just fit into their plans but earn a prominent spot.

Posted by: brink at July 31, 2004 09:57 PM

*Sigh*

I'll miss those stirrups pulled up high...

Kind of like how they wore them back when Cal Griffith used to fine his players for not having the T/C facing out properly (and you thought CARL was greedy!).

Posted by: BW at July 31, 2004 10:03 PM

What can I say that hasn't been said already? It is hard ... I root for the Twins as a team ... but I get attached to the individuals as well. Kind of funny ... I've never actually met any of these guys (I'll get to the 'Dome someday), but I still feel a bit emotionally attached and it saddnes me to see them leave...at least Mr. Mint went to a "non evil" team that I won't have any problems rooting for if need be.

The Redsox must be where sputtering Twins players go to kick start their careers.

I'm sure everyone has already seen it, but click my name for a decent article (and a pretty touching picture).

Posted by: Cyberspud at July 31, 2004 10:37 PM

That is a great picture. It will now be my desktop

on the plus side, the Bith Sox lost tonight, 5 game lead and growing


Lets get em tommorrow and win the series!

Posted by: James at July 31, 2004 10:42 PM

Eric,
Let's keep any and all political talk to a minimum here, please. The Batcommunity is a place for liberals and conservatives, CEO's and hippies, and Minnesotans of all walks of life to come together and celebrate their fanatic and nonpartisan love for the Twins.

As much as I've been arguing that Doug needed to be moved, it hurt a lot to watch him play in a Boston uniform tonight.... I'll really miss you, Doug, and good luck!

On another note, welcome Justin Morneau (to a secure spot on the team), welcome Jason Bartlett, welcome Jesse Crain, and welcome Justin Jones (well, in a year anyway)! I hope you'll give your heart and soul to this team like Doug did, and we'll get along just fine.

Posted by: Chris at July 31, 2004 11:00 PM

Doug a Twins franchise player? That may be taking it a bit too far...

And screw Television, I'm gonna be one of the 40,000+ at the game tomorrow to watch the greatest pitcher's duel this century.

Posted by: IcePhoenix at July 31, 2004 11:11 PM

When I heard that Doug was already going to be in the lineup, I bolted to the Dome to catch the surreal sight of Doug with red socks, not blue, pulled over his pants. Yes, it was surreal: There he was at first, in No. 13, facing all the Twins in the dugout.

Batgirl speculated about some of the conversations at 1st. Koskie and Doug appeared to have a laugh about something. And when Doug ran to second on a foul hit-and-run in the 7th, Guzman slapped him with his glove in a playful "get back to first" manner. That was kinda cute.

There are at least two schools of thought on Doug's departure: There's the haters who seem to see players as robots and statistics, and those who found joy and inspiration in the nerve and artistry that Doug's play embodied. There are many shades of viewpoint in between these, but I'm grateful to the Batcommunity for favoring the latter.

Posted by: Silo at August 1, 2004 12:05 AM

Oh yeah, and the standing O in the 2nd inning was electrifying. Then it was back to business, as it should be I guess.

Posted by: Silo at August 1, 2004 12:09 AM

Dear Silo,
Thanks so much for that report.
Sincerely,
Batgirl

Posted by: Batgirl at August 1, 2004 12:11 AM

Great, IcePhoenix. Should be a blast. Enjoy yourself, and please report to the BatCommunity.

Posted by: Jeb at August 1, 2004 12:20 AM

And when JJ gave Doug a friendly 'choke' hold after reaching first - that was unsual but made me smile - and the meeting of the League of nations - Guzzie-Koskie-Luis and Doug at second - while JC warmed up was well...... again it made me smile!!

Thanks Doug - it's been real!!

Posted by: Wonder Woman at August 1, 2004 12:29 AM

Wish you coulda been there. I agree the standing O was very emotional. Dougie stepped out and took a few moments to compose himself and Radke helped by walking around back of mound.

Koskie had the first conversation at first but ironically Doug and Justin were talking quite a bit in the fifth, so the ice is broken. (Or the baton passed?) There was also a nice moment in the seventh when Doug was on second after his first hit and there was a pitching change. All the Twins infielders (Corey, Guzie, Luis) came over to talk to Doug.

But I agree. It was essential we won and 40000 plus screaming patrons make for an exciting evening.

Posted by: Jane at August 1, 2004 12:35 AM

I remember a few years ago lamenting how fans of the Yankees never would have the pleasure of feeling for a team like Twins fans were able to feel for theirs. I remember waxing poetic about the beauty that was displayed in the way the Twins all came up together, the way they played together, and the way they just seemed to hang out together during the game. It was really fun to be a part of that.

Right now I'm fearing those days have past.

No more will I sit around with my buddies in the late innings of a potential rally with all of us yelling for Doug to sit in his lucky spot. No longer do I see Ortiz and his goofy smile. No longer do I see those 2 minute long handshakes everyone had with each other. No longer will I hear another Dougie joke about Koskie.

As other outfielders start to come into their own, it seems like even the dynamic duo of Hunter and Jones could be split up. That would mean no more playful fighting after Hunter calls Jones off and no running side to side back to the dugout.

This is starting to become a different team. They will probably be a better team winning-wise, but I'm not sure they'll be as endearing of a team.

I was able to meet Dougie once. I waited outside for about two hours while he signed autographs for people, getting myself an autographed official MLB baseball in the process. Very down to earth guy. How many people that chew bubble gum regularly aren't?

Even with all the rumors I didn't think Dougie actually leaving would hit me as much as it has.

But, alas, I have over two years worth of memories of these guys all playing baseball together like boys play baseball together when they're young. And I'm thankful for that. And I will absolutely make sure that I get to the Metrodome in time tomorrow to let him know my appreciation for his efforts.

Thank you Doug.

Posted by: Will at August 1, 2004 12:48 AM

Well, I gave my tributes to Doug last weekend when this whole ordeal got started. Right now, I just want to say that I hope the Red Sox Nation & Boston media don't overwhelm Dougie Neuroses, but rather will inspire him to greater heights. He went out as a Twin in style on Friday evening; and I'm very pleased to see him have a good game, and get such a warm reception from the home crowd, on his first day in the BoSox #13 shirt. (Do Dougie & Alex both still have a Dan Marino poster on their bedroom walls, or what?)

My favorite pitcher already was in Boston (yeah, it's Pedro, bitch). Now my favorite ex-Twin will be there, too. All the more reason to be watching the Red Sox on Extra Innings and rooting them on. If the Twins can't shock the world, Dougie, I hope it's you. Stick it to A-Rod for all of us, kid.

Take care.

Posted by: frightwig at August 1, 2004 01:19 AM

I saw Doug on the NESN postgame show and he confirmed that the "13" is in tribute to Dan Marino.

He said he hhad wanted 13 with the Twins, but Jerry White was too stubborn to give it to him.

BTW, I hate to differ with the BatOpinion, but I don't think Boston's road version quite qualifies as one of the game's classic uniforms. We will have to wait for Doug to get back to Fenway for that.

Posted by: Franorama at August 1, 2004 06:51 AM

Dear Batgirl,

From a Boston fan, I'd like to thank you for your good wishes. We here in Boston are smarting from the loss of Nomah, but yes -- the hope of a good defensive first baseman is a nice dose of Bactine.

Best wishes for your team in the rest of the season. Uhhh...I mean...except for tonight.

Sincerely,
Sara

P.S. Sorry for the repost, but I screwed up the first time. I'm a doofus.

Posted by: Sara at August 1, 2004 07:16 AM

I know I might be called a hater for this, and I certainly don't want to trample all over the sentiment here, but I think it's important to point out that there are two factors here.

1) Doug was always a weak hitting first baseman, and if you're weak hitting and still have a batting average below .250, you're a liability to the team no matter how popular you are. On the other hand, Morneau is a young player with room for upside, with the potential to hit 40+ home runs in a season in a display of power not seen since Hrbek. Everyone complains that the Twins need a middle-of-the-order power guy, and they might have him in Morneau, and for about $4 million less than Doug was costing us (which will be important when we try to sign a pitcher next offseason).

2) Doug forced the trade with his poor attitude. He's always been prone to whining and complaining, and he wasn't going to accept being backup. If he was the type of player who was willing to play every once in a while and used as a late inning defensive replacement or a pinch hitter he might have still had a role with the Twins. But we all know he wasn't going to accept that.

The trade was a good one for the Twins, and for Mientkiewicz. It saved them Doug's attitude for the rest of the season, and got them a prospect with decent numbers in the minors. It allows them to play Morneau, one of the rising stars in baseball, every day. It cuts payroll. As for Doug, he gets to move to a contender where he won't have to fight for playing time.

Posted by: Twinsfan9999 at August 1, 2004 07:51 AM

I think the twins players will always be loved as individuals by the fans, this is the whole public relations thing the twins tried to form several years back with this team and it worked. That's what makes the twins different from any mlb, the whole organization is about the twins players not only being mlb players, but about being Minnesotans and unfortunately this is the kind of stuff that's going to happen, but I think in the end we'll still have Minnesotans first and baseball players second.

Posted by: dregn at August 1, 2004 08:40 AM

Thanks, Batgirl, and you, too, Will, for so eloquently saying what I am feeling. Reading you today is the only thing that makes me feel a little bit better.

Posted by: kt at August 1, 2004 08:46 AM

A strange and wonderful game! Most importantly....5 games up on the other Sox. What fun place to be yesterday...great crowd, great baseball.

The only downside - we have to say goodbye to Dougie. I think the trade comes down to this: What value do we get out of Doug if we DON'T trade him?

Realistically (yes, I might be trying to rationalize), how much value is he to the team if he is sitting on our bench? Yes, he is a great defensive player but how much of an impact is a defensive first baseman going to make as a late inning replacement. Compare that to impact another fresh arm can have coming in to the game.

Maybe even more importantly though, how much better will the rest of our team be by getting more at bats to Morneau, LeCroy, Cuddyer, etc?

Also important will be the absence of the tension that was bound to exist with Doug on the bench stewing about his limited playing time. As much of gamer as he is, that kind of demotion will negatively affect anyone.

So I see numerous pluses to the deal before we even consider the potential of the Justin Jones.

I think it was a great move for the team and, as importantly, a great move for Doug. As Danny Gladden said, he DOES look good in a Red Sox uni (and his wife looked very good in red too)! I will certainly miss Doug but I think it will turn out to be a great move all around.

Finally, yes, I'll take a slightly-less dominant Radke over just about anybody!

Dave

Posted by: SDave at August 1, 2004 08:48 AM

Dear Ms. Sara,

Thanks so much for writing. We are very sorry for your loss of Nomah--I can't imagine the outrage the fans are feeling. But please treat our Dougie well. He's a good guy, and he can do great things. Take care of him for us.

Sincerely,
Batgirl

Posted by: Batgirl at August 1, 2004 11:16 AM

Mimiru here. I was at the game and thrilled to the roar of the crowd when the lineup was announced and most of crowd found out for the first time the fate of Doug. The game was incredible, I'm a little sore in the throat, and got last minute tickets to today's game too so I'm postponing my return until early tomorrow morning.

And yes, Doug looks as dashing in Red Sox socks as in Twins socks.

Posted by: Mimiru at August 1, 2004 11:30 AM

Good for you, Mimiru, and everyone else who's at the game. I wish I could be....

Posted by: Goober at August 1, 2004 12:04 PM

They just interviewed Doug on NESN--he says he's always dreamed of being a part of the Boston-New York rivalry, and he's thrilled to be a part of it. He says he leaves the Twins with nothing but good feelings, "they gave me a chance to play in the major leagues, not many teams would have done that at that time."

NESN also says Doug won't be in the lineup tonight.

Posted by: Jon at August 1, 2004 12:50 PM

Dear Mr. Jon,

Thanks so much for the report. We really appreciate it.

Sincerely,
Batgirl

Posted by: Batgirl at August 1, 2004 01:06 PM

For those who care, Doogie and Ortiz are sitting against the Supernatural Lefty today.. McCarty at 1st, Millar at DH.

for the hometowners:

dh stewart
ss guzzie
lf ford
1b doctor
cf hunter
rf jones
3b koskie
c lecroy
2b rivas

interesting that Koskie, who's hit a lot of cleanup this year, now bats 7th behind jones. Maybe Gardy thinks that will give Jones better pitches to swing wildly at.

Posted by: TD at August 1, 2004 01:14 PM

go koskie! that was the best slow motion bulldozing i've ever seen! it was like you could read his mind "ookay, here comes the ball so i'm going to push you down now, eh?"

Posted by: daveedo at August 1, 2004 01:42 PM

Thank you, batgirl, for your respectful and sensitive treatment of this difficult event for Twins fans. Doug was special. He spoke up and displayed personality, which is about as common in professional baseball today as it is in on the PGA tour. Doug had the guts to take on TK when only the insiders knew that the latter day TK had become an unproductive pain in butt and not the player's manager that he was in the Hrbek/Puckett/Viola/etc. glory days. So, Doug had a problem with Gardie. What's wrong with that? Maybe Gardie needs to learn how to handle strong willed, intelligent players who speak their minds. Good growth opportunity for him.

It is great to see all the expressions of affection and gratitude for Doug at the ballpark and in your blog. Doug was family. So was A.J.. So was Ortiz. So were Hawk, Eddie, Bruno. And on and on. No wonder middle market fans find it hard to give wholehearted support to MLB. Just when we get to know and love a player, he is gone.

Thanks, Dougie, for modeling the best in major league baseball and lending your class, talent and spunk to the Minnesota Twins. You are going to a better place, and we wish you the best - especially as you work on beating those Damn Yankees!

Roy Hobbs


Posted by: roy hobbs at August 1, 2004 03:36 PM

A winner! Supernatural leaves it to Count Chocula up 4-3 in the 9th.. 3 runs on 2 hits against Johan over 8 innings - homers by Cabrera and Ramirez; a sac fly by Millar in the 7th scored Varitek who was hit by a pitch, stole second, and reached third on a throwing error by LeCroy. Woohoo!

Posted by: TD at August 1, 2004 03:41 PM

BFOD has to be Santana, if someone, more patient than I, could figure out what Jotanna and Jothan have done combined since the first of the former's last 11 starts, I believe it would be, you know, historical. I think more than 12 k's per 9, less than 4 hits per 9, and a really minescule amount of earned runs and walks, just a thought. Al

Posted by: al at August 1, 2004 04:01 PM