EXCLUSIVE! EXCLUSIVE!

Team Batgirl is extremely excited to present an EXCLUSIVE interview with AJ Pierzynski. As you may recall, to the disgust of Batgirl, last week the former Twins catcher was blasted by some Giants who wished to remain anonymous. We at Team Batgirl sent our correspondent, Agent Fox Mulder, to talk to the man himself. Here’s what he found:

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Posted by Batgirl at May 3, 2004 08:18 PM
Comments

To me, it looks like Mulder has been working out, and that most of the muscles have gone to his hair.

Posted by: Goober at May 3, 2004 08:53 PM

Thank you, Batgirl. I KNEW the truth was out there.

Judging from the size of AJ's head, it doesn't seem like his ego has gotten any smaller since he was traded to the Giants.

Next, how 'bout sending out Scully to investigate Shannon's sore wrist? My boyfriend needs to get back in the action!

All the best,
Sooz

Posted by: sooz at May 3, 2004 09:21 PM

>>Mostly my cat, Mrs. Whiskerson.

This is the part where I lost it. Bat-Girl, I think I love you.

Posted by: mmmarkiep at May 3, 2004 09:31 PM

I'm Ronald G. Davis and I approve this message: Mulder...Camus...Mrs.Whiskerson...Oprah. I pronounce the Great American Dialogue as WRITTEN! Wrap the Pulitzer, Nobel and Bulwer-Lytton prizes into one and award it to Batgirl.

Posted by: RonDavis at May 3, 2004 11:05 PM

Goober, see season one. Duchovny had not yet adjusted his hair for Vancouver's climate. ;)

mmmarkiep, think?! Bah, I know. :D

Hey, may I have an official bat-girl address? Pwitty, pwitty pweeze with Nutrasweet on top! Well, at least I can pretend. :)

Posted by: OldTown at May 3, 2004 11:23 PM

Why didn't Mulder ask the tough question, the one about the WMDs?

Posted by: Russell at May 4, 2004 12:36 AM

Are we to understand that AJ is a cross- --strike that-- intra-league-dresser, too? Or that he does a little role-playing when the Twins game is on, a la Rocky Horror fans? I mean, he can still "catch" them on the TV, right?

Posted by: FarCorner at May 4, 2004 07:17 AM

Are we to understand that AJ is a cross- --strike that-- intra-league-dresser, too? Or that he does a little role-playing when the Twins game is on, a la Rocky Horror fans? I mean, he can still "catch" them on the TV, right?

Posted by: FarCorner at May 4, 2004 07:18 AM

Whoa. I'm sorry I double-posted. Serves me right for snarking the first time I join your conversation, Batgirl.

Posted by: FarCorner at May 4, 2004 07:19 AM

What with the Hair-by-BALCO that Mulder's sporting and AJ's apparent cross-dressing, is it any wonder this episode is set in San Francisco?

Posted by: Franorama at May 4, 2004 07:47 AM

AJ's so wise. Sounds like he's getting to be pretty self-actualized. Also seems like the rest of the giants need to learn a thing or two about feelings from Oprah.

Posted by: JEB at May 4, 2004 09:22 AM

Cross dressing, schmoss schmessing. The real conspiracy here is how a "Sweet November"-era Keanu Reeves with a hastily-constructed FBI badge could get past security and nab such a choice journalism gig.

Batgirl makes me happy.

Posted by: kw at May 4, 2004 09:41 AM

Thanks for the exclusive - loved it!! Does AJ know what is out there???
Fantastic job Batgirl!!

I don't suppose I could have your Fox Mulder doll??

Posted by: MD at May 4, 2004 11:15 AM

el diablo thinks that if Agent Fox Mulder spent a little more time with the Giants pitchers, he'd discover that they are, in fact, aliens genetically enhanced by a secret government conspiracy to bully AJ.

The truth is out there.

I believe.

Posted by: el diablo at May 4, 2004 12:11 PM

Thank you Bat-Girl for the information on a greatly missed player. We still love AJ whether he is in SF or MN!

Posted by: Sheenie at May 4, 2004 02:02 PM

I understand that AJ said he would have "moved heaven and earth" to be a good teammate--had he known Giants players were going to tear him a new one.

Of course, this isn't really the question. After all, who wouldn't? The question is his behavior prior to the destruction. And that wouldn't even be that big of a deal if he weren't calling himself the best catching choice in the NL because he's a "player's player."

Posted by: TEM at May 4, 2004 02:17 PM

If only there were a Mrs. Whiskerson action figure! I know I would buy one.

Thanks for yet another laugh, Batgirl!

Kathleen

Posted by: Kathleen at May 4, 2004 02:59 PM