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When we see Oakland, all we think of is the Oakland B-Minuses: a bunch of crybabies who, despite all of their Moneyball, can't seem to get over the fact that the Twins have owned them since the moment AJ parked one off of Billy Koch in the 2002 ALDS. As Batgirl's husband said while the Twins were in the process of sweeping them last year after the All-Star break to turn their entire season around: "the only good thing about Oakland is that their Minnesota Twins complex is even bigger than our Minnesota Twins complex." Add to this Gertrude Stein's comment about Oakland---"there is no there there"---and you have a city in the midst of a major confidence crisis. When Oakland sees itself, of course, it sees a magical city by the bay: too bad there already IS one of those, and it's called San Francisco.
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Posted by Batgirl at April 30, 2004 02:19 PMToo true. While Giants fans are often too busy on their cell phones and laptops to enjoy the baseball cathedral that they have the honor of attending, at least they sell out games. A's fans attend games sparingly (I attended game 5 of the 2002 ALDS, and was amazed at the number of empty seats, not even including Mount Davis), though those that do attend are nice and rowdy, as evidenced by my beer-stained Mientkiewicz player t-shirt and my harrowing journey to escape the parking lot following that wonderful game. They play in a crappy park, in a crappy city, and they're just pissed we play smallball better than they do.
Posted by: Chris at April 30, 2004 02:40 PM